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Juan Cena

DANG!

Postby Juan Cena » Fri Apr 26, 2013 2:05 pm

It's Spencer Hall at his most surreal.

The 1st Five picks for a sample of the goodness.

1. WITH MY FIRST DRAFT PICK I SELECT ROBOT PEDOPHILE ARMY. UNSTOPPABLE AND SENT BY THE GOVERNMENT. BALTIMORE FANS WILL SAY THIS IS CODE FOR STEELERS FANS. STEELERS FANS WILL SAY THIS IS CODE FOR BALTIMORE FANS. THE SECRET IS THAT IT MEANS BOTH AND THEY HAVE CHEMICAL WEAPONS THEY ARE GOING TO SET OFF IN YOUR COLON SOMETIME IN THE NEXT TWO WEEKS!

2. WITH THE SECOND PICK I TAKE MANTI TE'O. HE WAS SMEARED BY THE NEW WORLD ORDER TO PREVENT THE MORMO-CATHOLIC AXIS FROM USING THEIR GOLD RESERVES HIDDEN IN THEIR HELMETS TO STALL THE COLLAPSE OF THE IRAQI GOLD MARKET. HIS REAL NAME IS ALGON IPSWICH AND HE IS JUST A WEIRD-LOOKING JEWISH GUY!

3. WITH MY THIRD PICK I TAKE LUKE JOECKEL. HE'S JUST A GOOD PLAYER AND YOU CAN'T GO WRONG WITH AN OFFENSIVE LINEMAN--ESPECIALLY WHEN HE'S HAD HIS BRAIN INJECTED WITH MINIPEDES BY THE GOVERNMENT AND IS PROGRAMMED TO OBEY! BILL BELICHICK DID THIS BEFORE THE GOVERNMENT EVER THOUGHT OF IT!

4. WITH MY FOURTH PICK I DRAFT AN ENTIRE PACK OF STAPLES. THEY'RE JUST HANDY.

5. MY FIFTH PICK HAS BEEN TAKEN BY THE GOVERNMENT TO A BLACK SITE TO BE SEXUALLY ABUSED BY ELVES ON DMT.

http://www.everydayshouldbesaturday.com/2013/4/25/4266366/the-alex-jones-mock-draft
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avengingtitan

Rain Partier

Postby avengingtitan » Fri Apr 26, 2013 2:51 pm

I know its a joke but I can see that nutjob saying all of that.
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S.F. Jude Terror

OMCTO

Postby S.F. Jude Terror » Fri Apr 26, 2013 3:48 pm

Doesn't Spencer Hall have his own forum for spamming of his articles? :P
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Juan Cena

DANG!

Postby Juan Cena » Fri Apr 26, 2013 4:04 pm

S.F. Jude Terror wrote:Doesn't Spencer Hall have his own forum for spamming of his articles? :P


But how would anyone over here know if it existed if nobody linked to it here?

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