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p(RU)views featuring WIFE: X-Men #1

Postby LOLtron » Wed May 08, 2013 8:15 am

p(RU)views featuring WIFE: X-Men #1

RU joins WIFE as she hunkers down and tries to piece together Marvel’s “First Look – X-MEN #1!”



Source: Marvel Press Release

Welcome the second part of a new feature from The Outhouse, marriage councilor PhDs, where ace reporter, RU, teams up with his wife, WIFE, to fill in the blanks left in Marvels "First Look!" previews.

This installment: X-Men #1

Cover to X-Men #1:

WIFE: It’s chick-tastic

RU: It’s an all girl X-Men Book

WIFE: Why does that one have a sword penis?

RU: It’s her mutant power.

WIFE: Kinda like your ability to find nipples.

RU: Yea

WIFE: No, really, what’s with the Mohawk?

RU: Mohawks are cool.

WIFE: It’s no bow tie.

Page 1:

WIFE: Is she falling out of the ceiling or sinking into the floor?

RU: That is...an excelent question. I think, maybe, she’s coming in from the roof of the train in the first panel and she landed on the floor below.

WIFE: Is that what happened in Apocalypse Now?

RU: Yes.

WIFE: That baby must have been crying, she’s giving the mom the stink-eye.

Page 2:

WIFE: This is the weirdest Heathers remake I’ve ever seen.

RU: How many remakes are there?

WIFE: That’s not the point.

Page 3:

WIFE: Holy boobs, Batman!

WIFE: Fly my pretties, fly!

RU: OH! These are out of order!

WIFE: Or some stupid flashback montage – oooh, 80s Mohawk, Heathers remake, flashbacks, I think I hear “Playing With The Boys” on my Walkman!

Page 4:

WIFE: This page is stupid, why is the baby eating her face?

RU: Did Jubilee steal that baby?

WIFE: What’s a “Jubilee”

RU: Besides what we call the party after a Bar Mitzvah?

WIFE: “Jubilee?”

RU: JEWbilee!

WIFE: Ugh

RU: She shoots fireworks out of her fingers and might be a vampire.

WIFE: The baby is eating her face cause it’s a vampire too?

RU: Maybe, I don’t know if she is still a vampire.

WIFE: They gave a baby to someone who might be a vampire!?

RU: We leave RuRu with your mother.

WIFE: …

RU: I’ll sleep on the couch until May 29:


X-MEN #1 (FEB130492)
Written by BRIAN WOOD
Art & Cover by OLIVIER COIPEL
FOC – 05/06/12 On-Sale – 05/29/13

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Re: p(RU)views featuring WIFE: X-Men #1

Postby oogy » Wed May 08, 2013 9:06 am

LOLtron wrote:WIFE: This is the weirdest Heathers remake I’ve ever seen.

RU: How many remakes are there?

WIFE: That’s not the point.


:lol:

LOLtron wrote:WIFE: They gave a baby to someone who might be a vampire!?

RU: We leave RuRu with your mother.

WIFE: …

RU: I’ll sleep on the couch until May 29:

:smt005

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Re: p(RU)views featuring WIFE: X-Men #1

Postby CountD » Wed May 08, 2013 10:18 am

:lol:

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Re: p(RU)views featuring WIFE: X-Men #1

Postby Agent of the Bat » Wed May 08, 2013 10:30 am

AWESOME! :smt005
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Postby doombug » Wed May 08, 2013 1:04 pm

:lol: awesome stuff
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Re: p(RU)views featuring WIFE: X-Men #1

Postby Black_Orchid » Wed May 08, 2013 7:18 pm

I had pretty much the same reactions as Mrs. RU did.

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Re: p(RU)views featuring WIFE: X-Men #1

Postby The Old Doctor » Wed May 08, 2013 7:58 pm

I want more pages covered.
"Why are you pointing your screwdrivers like that? They're scientific instruments, not water pistols."
"Oh, the pointing again! They're screwdrivers! What are you going to do? Assemble a cabinet at them?"
"Are you capable of speaking without flapping your hands about?"
""Timey" what? "Timey wimey"?"

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