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by S.F. Jude Terror » Tue May 14, 2013 1:14 am
Juan Cena wrote:
More like a screwjob.
Handing Legion back to the guy that f**ked it up in the first place with FYG is evidence enough that TW needs to make heads roll at DC.
by Lord Simian » Tue May 14, 2013 9:40 am
by habitual » Tue May 14, 2013 9:54 am
by The Old Doctor » Tue May 14, 2013 9:59 am
by Arion » Tue May 14, 2013 11:21 am
S.F. Jude Terror wrote:
Meanwhile, at a Time Warner executive meeting...
Time J. Warner (President of Time Warner): Harumph! This meeting is called to order! Read the agenda!
Executive: First up, profits are up in our cable division.
Time J. Warner: Skip that.
Executive: Movies are doing well...
Time J. Warner: Who cares about movies? Get to the important stuff!
Dan Didio: Of course. Comics!
Time J. Warner: How is The Legion?
Dan Didio: It's canceled.
(Everyone in the room gasps. The Chief Financial Officer faints.)
Time J. Warner: WHAT?! Canceled?! The Legion?!
Dan Didio: The sales were down! I had no choice!
Time J. Warner: I told you the neo-classic Legion was ruining the franchise!
Dan Didio: B-b-but...
Time J. Warner (pounding on the conference table): The Legion doesn't work in a dystopian future!
Dan Didio: It's the media! They're bullies!
Time J. Warner: It's too late! I could take the declining sales! I could deal with the creator walkouts! The editorial bungling! Bad PR! The bombing of Green Lantern as a movie franchise! Hiring a known homophobe to write a prominent Superman book...
(Two hours later)
Time J. Warner: ...Trying to kill off John Stewart! Hiring Rob Liefeld to write and draw seventeen books! Watchmen toasters! HasDCDoneAnythingStupid Today.com!...
(Two hours later)
Time J. Warner: ..."Toxic" characters! The obsession with the number 52! Firing your most prominent female writer via email! Letting Rob Liefeld take the moral high ground after quitting! Hiring Bob Harras! And blacklisting a small-time comic book site in a public and humorous way thereby giving them more attention than they ever would have had if you just ignored their emails!
(Dan Didio gulps.)
Time J. Warner: But canceling Legion of Super Heroes? Now you've gone too far.
Dan Didio: You mean?
Time J. Warner: I should have done what Juan Cena has been suggesting all this time. You're all fired.
by Juan Cena » Tue May 14, 2013 5:49 pm
habitual wrote:I for one am totally looking forward to a Giffen Legion
If anyone can save this flailing franchise he can.
Hab
Strict31 wrote:I'm not sure that combining the nigh-uncontrollable power of LOLtron with the Nacireman is a good idea. Some years from now, when mankind is on the verge of extinction, we'll be able to look back and remember this moment, and say, "DANG."
by holtom2000 » Tue May 14, 2013 6:43 pm
Arion wrote:
Funniest post of the month!
Loved it. Made me laugh. A lot!
by Arion » Fri May 17, 2013 11:52 am
holtom2000 wrote:
That was a loooong meeting
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