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White people who name their dogs after black people.

Postby Victorian Squid » Tue May 21, 2013 8:06 pm

I was at a dog park, and there were two Rottweilers named LeBron and DeMarcus, and they were bad, bad boys indeed.

LeBron ate copious amounts of dog poop, much to his master's disapproval! "Bad LeBron, bad!!" :x

DeMarcus had a bit of a humping problem with the other males, and his owner smacked him on the butt as a result. "DeMarcus, NOOO!! Aw dammit, don't be doing that!" SMACK! Eventually poor gay DeMarcus had to go back on the leash and choker collar.

Weird or not? :lol:

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Re: White people who name their dogs after black people.

Postby guitarsmashley » Wed May 22, 2013 6:39 am

I'm guessing they weren't altered which further leads me to say there was an owner with an incredibly small penis.
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Re: White people who name their dogs after black people.

Postby outsider » Wed May 22, 2013 7:06 am

I had a dog named Weezy, but that was the name the pound/adoption agency gave her--I promise!!
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Re: White people who name their dogs after black people.

Postby Schlemmer » Wed May 22, 2013 9:48 am

outsider wrote:I had a dog named Weezy, but that was the name the pound/adoption agency gave her--I promise!!

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Re: White people who name their dogs after black people.

Postby Victorian Squid » Wed May 22, 2013 10:54 am

guitarsmashley wrote:I'm guessing they weren't altered which further leads me to say there was an owner with an incredibly small penis.


And both were overpriced puppy mill puppies likely, you know your dog owners. DeMarcus actually lives down the street from me, he gets out loose with no collar or tags often.

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Re: White people who name their dogs after black people.

Postby CountD » Wed May 22, 2013 11:53 am

Victorian Squid wrote:
And both were overpriced puppy mill puppies likely, you know your dog owners. DeMarcus actually lives down the street from me, he gets out loose with no collar or tags often.


what an inconsiderate dog owner. that really annoys me.

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Re: White people who name their dogs after black people.

Postby Punchy » Wed May 22, 2013 11:54 am

Probably just paying tribute to Basketball heroes?

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Re: White people who name their dogs after black people.

Postby b.lumpkin » Wed May 22, 2013 12:00 pm

The other day I was at the vet office and on the board they had a cat listed for a visit, named Louis XIV

Named after the famous monarch, or preceded by 13 other cats named Louis? I may never know

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Postby Mr. Log » Wed May 22, 2013 12:12 pm

Punchy wrote:Probably just paying tribute to Basketball heroes?


So all basketball heroes are black??

Racist.

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Re: White people who name their dogs after black people.

Postby IvCNuB4 » Wed May 22, 2013 12:27 pm

Years ago, my ex and I bred Jack Russell Terriers. The ones we kept as our pets we named after famous Russells such as Jane and Teresa. A friend of ours kept one of the black pups and named it Nipsey :-D
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Re: White people who name their dogs after black people.

Postby S.F. Jude Terror » Wed May 22, 2013 1:24 pm

My dad and stepmom had a black mutt named Nipsey when I was a kid. :lol:
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Re: White people who name their dogs after black people.

Postby outsider » Wed May 22, 2013 1:25 pm

S.F. Jude Terror wrote:My dad and stepmom had a black mutt named Nipsey when I was a kid. :lol:
Was Nipsey a Jack Russell?
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Re: White people who name their dogs after black people.

Postby Punchy » Wed May 22, 2013 1:34 pm

Log-Man wrote:
So all basketball heroes are black??

Racist.


No, bit LeBron James certainly is.

I bet there's some dog out there called 'Larry Bird'.

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Re: White people who name their dogs after black people.

Postby outsider » Wed May 22, 2013 1:36 pm

LOL, what kind of dog is that?
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