GiveWarAChance wrote:You would be impressed with the Jennifer Lawrence shrines they have built out of baby bones. The whole village painted their skin blue too. Their hunger games has a different meaning though.
Two hours with those savages? Please, I step out there just to pop a movie in and then go back to my luxurious jet. The slave girls that fan me during those two minutes is rather nice.
I could bring them food and water, but then they would miss their chance to see an academy award winning beauty. Who would want to live a life like that?
Yes I have heard stories of these shrines you speak of although no one has ever been able to get video of them due to every time a camera crew is sent to the area the locals end of eating them.
And the slave girls, yes that makes sense, there has been a sudden explosion of babies born in these villages always named either JenniWAR if its a girl or LWARrence if its a boy. So that explains what goes on in the jet while the indigenous people are watching the movie.
In regards to food & water, I mean come on. Everyone has to have priorities right! I mean it is Jennifer Lawrence hello!