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Re: HELP GET "THE FAKE HORSE" PRINTED!

Postby The Old Doctor » Fri May 24, 2013 5:27 pm

:shock: :smt078
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Postby GiveWarAChance » Fri May 24, 2013 5:54 pm

Parents just don't understand:

Going through my list of movies to make, one in particular was just ridiculous where she strongly forbade me from shooting a "rape scene" in a goat people short I was doing to explain the cruel origins of the Poor Little Goat Boy (which is the footage you see in the movie to symbolize the killer's unique among ignorant eyes), where I was going to have the camera looking up at me from behind as I'd hump a mattress where you don't see the goat boy's mom getting raped before she gets chopped up with an axe and such, I was so torn up by the constant "parental restrictions" of my creative atmosphere.
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Postby S.F. Jude Terror » Sat May 25, 2013 12:13 pm

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Re: HELP GET "THE FAKE HORSE" PRINTED!

Postby habitual » Sat May 25, 2013 1:00 pm

So isn't besitality illegal even in Ohio?

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Postby GiveWarAChance » Sat May 25, 2013 2:02 pm

habitual wrote:So isn't besitality illegal even in Ohio?

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Not if the animal consents.
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Postby Victorian Squid » Sat May 25, 2013 2:17 pm

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Postby Victorian Squid » Sat May 25, 2013 2:23 pm

Man Defends Horse Rape: ‘I Was Thinking It Would Have A Horseman Baby’

Is it a crime to have a vivid imagination? Not yet, but it is a crime to try to make that vision manifest – particularly when yours is a vision of a hybrid man-horse centaur that can only be conceived by a forcible sexual encounter with a horse.

These are the charges that Texas native Andrew Mendoza, 29, is facing. The Smoking Gun reports that Mendoza engaged in equine rape with the hopes of conceiving a fantastical creature of legend.

“I was trying to make the horse have a baby,” Mendoza explained. “I was thinking it would have a horseman baby.” He added, “I ain’t going to lie, I blew a nut in the horse. I then got off the bucket and put my clothes back on and left. I promise that I have not been back over to the horse since that time.”


I think it's Texas we should worry about. :shock:

Or...Florida:

Man 'raped multiple miniature horses and killed the barn dog trained to protect them'

A woman is trying to catch a man she says broke into her barn on several occasions, sexually abused her miniature horses and then killed the guard dog they trained to protect them.
Abby Conder, from Florida, said her miniature horse Joy - who she treats like one of her children - is traumatized and sustained life-threatening injuries after the man broke in and raped her in the recent attack - which have been taking place since May.
Mrs Conder said: 'She had been severely brutalized, she had been raped both by a man and with several objects.


And definitely Alabama:

Horse rape case goes to grand jury

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MOBILE, Alabama (WALA) - A Mobile County man accused of raping a miniature horse went before a Mobile County judge Thursday for a preliminary hearing. Through his attorney, Eric Easley waived his right to have a hearing and the case was automatically forwarded to a grand jury for consideration.

The Mobile County Sheriff’s Office arrested the 27-year-old for raping a miniature horse in 2010. Investigators said they found his wallet near the scene of the crime.

Easley was charged with animal cruelty and disabling livestock.

“The animal was evaluated and we found evidence of abuse," said Assistant District Attorney Jennifer Wright.

In the Code of Alabama, cruelty to animals is considered a misdemeanor while disabling livestock is a felony.

The owner of the horse, Pat Foster, said the nature of the crime concerns her.

"It's sick and sad. The miniature horse doesn't weigh but 125 pounds. She is very tiny. Two and a half feet tall," said Foster, who watched the proceeding. "It's forcing brutality on something that doesn't deserve it."

But Easley's defense attorney, Bob Clark, said what prosecutors say what happened doesn't make sense.

"Do you know a horse psychologist, psychiatrist? Do you know anyone who communicates with a horse?" asked Clark.

Clark did tell the court Easley is getting counseling. He declined to give details about that counseling and he would not say how it will affect the outcome of the case.

The fact Easley is getting help is encouraging news for Foster.

"I want it to turn out good for him. I want him to learn from this so that there will be no other errors are made along this line, whether it will be a child, a woman, or another animal. So I would be thrilled if it has a good outcome," said Foster.

Easley remains free on bond, while the horse continues to recover.

Easley was ordered to continue counseling, as a condition of his bond. If he stops counseling, his bond could be revoked.


And all of Europe. I'll spare you the details. :|

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Re: HELP GET "THE FAKE HORSE" PRINTED!

Postby doombug » Sat May 25, 2013 2:51 pm

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exactly this. :lol:

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Re: HELP GET "THE FAKE HORSE" PRINTED!

Postby GoryPumpkinToby » Sat May 25, 2013 11:35 pm

Has this thread drifted off somewhere? I seem to be one out of a few who is sane here and serious about this, while the rest want to troll the hell out of this for having an interesting and fresh concept.
What the balls?

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Re: HELP GET "THE FAKE HORSE" PRINTED!

Postby GiveWarAChance » Sat May 25, 2013 11:41 pm

GoryPumpkinToby wrote:Has this thread drifted off somewhere? I seem to be one out of a few who is sane here and serious about this, while the rest want to troll the hell out of this for having an interesting and fresh concept.

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Re: HELP GET "THE FAKE HORSE" PRINTED!

Postby GoryPumpkinToby » Sat May 25, 2013 11:43 pm

GiveWarAChance wrote: :smt056
Sanity is in the eye of the beholder.


I suppose so. :P
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Re: HELP GET "THE FAKE HORSE" PRINTED!

Postby dairydead » Sat May 25, 2013 11:50 pm

GoryPumpkinToby wrote:Has this thread drifted off somewhere? I seem to be one out of a few who is sane here and serious about this, while the rest want to troll the hell out of this for having an interesting and fresh concept.


I guess that's a way to look at it.
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Re: HELP GET "THE FAKE HORSE" PRINTED!

Postby Rockman » Sat May 25, 2013 11:58 pm

Zoophilia? No one can believe that's actually a legitimate thing

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Re: HELP GET "THE FAKE HORSE" PRINTED!

Postby doombug » Sun May 26, 2013 2:43 am

GoryPumpkinToby wrote:Has this thread drifted off somewhere? I seem to be one out of a few who is sane here and serious about this, while the rest want to troll the hell out of this for having an interesting and fresh concept.

Or you know it could be the fact that you've come to a board just to promote your creepy book and haven't at all tried to be an active member of said board. :wink: :lol:
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