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Re: And it continues.......

Postby StarCruncher » Tue Jun 11, 2013 10:26 am

"Secret Rapist" would make for an awesome villain.

Or anti-hero, if it's written by George R.R. Martin.
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Re: And it continues.......

Postby The Old Doctor » Tue Jun 11, 2013 10:36 am

outsider wrote:"Secret Rapist" would make for an awesome villain.

Or anti-hero, if it's written by George R.R. Martin.


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Re: And it continues.......

Postby e_galston » Tue Jun 11, 2013 10:40 am

Keb wrote:Yes but they only have vaginas.

If you have a penis, there is a 100% chance you want to stick it in something and that makes you an awful person.


not necessarily with gay men...
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Postby StarCruncher » Tue Jun 11, 2013 10:44 am

e_galston wrote:
not necessarily with gay men...
Oh, the gay men... they're free agent businessmen, working in any orifice they find.
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Re: And it continues.......

Postby Keb » Tue Jun 11, 2013 11:17 am

e_galston wrote:
not necessarily with gay men...

Really? I refuse to believe there is not a single man in the world who doesn't see his penis as an impaling device.

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Re: And it continues.......

Postby Rockman » Tue Jun 11, 2013 11:22 am

Keb will get to the bottom of this!

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Postby Schlemmer » Tue Jun 11, 2013 12:04 pm

Keb wrote:Really? I refuse to believe there is not a single man in the world who doesn't see his penis as an impaling device.

this guy wouldn't

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Re: And it continues.......

Postby Keb » Tue Jun 11, 2013 12:06 pm

Well, if he was ever able to see his penis, I'm sure he'd want to impale something on it.

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Postby Schlemmer » Tue Jun 11, 2013 12:09 pm

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Re: And it continues.......

Postby PDH » Tue Jun 11, 2013 1:14 pm

Punchy wrote:
So what do you call actual nice guys?


The same thing we always did because feminists are not in charge of language.
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Postby GHERU » Tue Jun 11, 2013 1:17 pm

PDH wrote:
The same thing we always did because feminists are not in charge of language.

pussies?
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Re: And it continues.......

Postby IvCNuB4 » Tue Jun 11, 2013 1:49 pm

Keb wrote:Really? I refuse to believe there is not a single man in the world who doesn't see his penis as an impaling device.


Right now I can name at least 3 super hot, well hung gay men I know that have never Topped.

Yeah.. I don't get it either. :lol:
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Re: And it continues.......

Postby Keb » Tue Jun 11, 2013 3:47 pm

IvCNuB4 wrote:
Right now I can name at least 3 super hot, well hung gay men I know that have never Topped.

Yeah.. I don't get it either. :lol:

Dudes never had a blowjob or nothing? Stuck it in a vaseline-filled sock or between a couple chicken breasts? Fleshlight? Nothing?

There's gotta be something.

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