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Laughing So Hard My Sombrero Falls Off And I Drop My Taco

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Re: Tasteless Jokes

Postby Schlemmer » Fri Apr 10, 2015 5:27 pm

What's long and hard and full of semen?

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a submarine

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Re: Tasteless Jokes

Postby Schlemmer » Fri Apr 10, 2015 5:28 pm

What's the difference between your wife and your job?

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In five years, your job will still suck

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Re: Tasteless Jokes

Postby Karl Cook » Wed Jul 08, 2015 1:25 pm

Scientists have found a way to combine Viagra with Prozac... so if you can't have a fuck, you don't give a fuck.
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Postby Karl Cook » Wed Jul 08, 2015 1:26 pm

Q. What's the difference between pink and purple?

A. The grip.
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Re: Tasteless Jokes

Postby Karl Cook » Wed Jul 08, 2015 1:27 pm

Necrophilia: The urge to crack open a cold one.
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Re: Tasteless Jokes

Postby Schlemmer » Tue Sep 15, 2015 9:27 am

So a priest, a pedophile, and a rapist walk into a bar








and he orders a drink

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Re: Tasteless Jokes

Postby DarthEwok » Tue Sep 15, 2015 10:21 am

A doctor, a lawyer, and a priest are on an airliner that is going down and is about to crash. There are only three parachutes on the plane so they grab them.

As they are about to jump out of the plane, the doctor asks, "What about the women and children?"

The lawyer says, "Fuck 'em."

The priest says, "Do we have time?"

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Postby DarthEwok » Tue Sep 15, 2015 10:27 am

Two guys are in a car behind Lorena Bobbitt. What did one of them say to the other?



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"Did you see the dick on that last gnat?"

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