DC Unveils New Villain: Excreter
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![]() Ewwwww... Source: DC In its latest What's New in the New 52 column, DC has unveiled Excreter, a new villain with, presumably, some kind of poo-related powers. The villain appears to have two walrus tusks shoved into his nose in order to protect against the noxious odors that are a side effect of his superhuman abilities. Frankly, The Outhouse is embarrassed to report on this disgusting news, but we feel it's our duty (heh... doody) as journalists to... what's that? Oh? Ohhhhh. Yeah, that does make a lot more sense. Yeah. Yeah, I'll wait for IVcNuB4 next time. Sorry folks, it looks like that was a typo. The villain's name is actually Exeter, and he will debut in Green Lantern: New Guardians #21 next week. I apologize for any confusion I might have caused. ... What? We're called The Outhouse, for chrissakes! You expected better of us? Here's what DC had to say about Exeter:
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Written or Contributed by Jude Terror READ THIS ARTICLE ON THE FRONT PAGE, HUMANS! |
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Thundercats is owned by Wildstorm isn't it? |
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Grune and Grodd had a baby! |
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Delta Burke on a bender ![]() |
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So THAT'S where Bender disappeared to... |
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Looks like he's full of it all right. No wonder his eyes are black. Must be a politician or media pundit. | ||
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I thought you guys buried him in the Nevada desert. |
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