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DC Unveils New Villain: Excreter

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LOLtron

Rain Partier

Postby LOLtron » Wed Jun 12, 2013 11:31 am

DC Unveils New Villain: Excreter

Ewwwww...



Source: DC

In its latest What's New in the New 52 column, DC has unveiled Excreter, a new villain with, presumably, some kind of poo-related powers. The villain appears to have two walrus tusks shoved into his nose in order to protect against the noxious odors that are a side effect of his superhuman abilities. Frankly, The Outhouse is embarrassed to report on this disgusting news, but we feel it's our duty (heh... doody) as journalists to... what's that? Oh? Ohhhhh. Yeah, that does make a lot more sense. Yeah. Yeah, I'll wait for IVcNuB4 next time.

Sorry folks, it looks like that was a typo. The villain's name is actually Exeter, and he will debut in Green Lantern: New Guardians #21 next week. I apologize for any confusion I might have caused.

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What? We're called The Outhouse, for chrissakes! You expected better of us?

Here's what DC had to say about Exeter:

At the edge of the universe, there lays something called The Anomaly. Even before they were locked away for millennia, the Templar Guardians have feared that something terrible can be found there. And low and behold, they might have been right. As the self-appointed guardian of The Anomaly, it’ll be up to new character Exeter to make sure that whatever threats it contains won’t be released. So naturally, when Kyle Rayner comes to check out The Anomaly for himself, the tensions will be high between these two.

 

Read more at DC's website.



















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IvCNuB4

Staff Writer

Postby IvCNuB4 » Wed Jun 12, 2013 11:50 am

DC SHOCKER: He's the Earth 2 Grune ! It's a DC/Thundercats cross-over :P

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Zechs

Outhouse Editor

Postby Zechs » Wed Jun 12, 2013 12:18 pm

IvCNuB4 wrote:DC SHOCKER: He's the Earth 2 Grune ! It's a DC/Thundercats cross-over :P

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Thundercats is owned by Wildstorm isn't it?
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Herald

YOU WILL NEED A NURSE

Postby Herald » Wed Jun 12, 2013 12:23 pm

So, HE'S the one pooping out the DCnU books!
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LoganRSA

penile prisoner

Postby LoganRSA » Wed Jun 12, 2013 12:38 pm

An alien named Exeter? I've seen that before...

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misac

Outhouse Editor

Postby misac » Wed Jun 12, 2013 1:11 pm

IvCNuB4 wrote:DC SHOCKER: He's the Earth 2 Grune ! It's a DC/Thundercats cross-over :P

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Grune and Grodd had a baby!
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Thunderstorm

Not a Kardashian

Postby Thunderstorm » Wed Jun 12, 2013 3:48 pm

If Terrax and Doomsday had a love child.
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Johnny Smith

Expert Post Whore

Postby Johnny Smith » Wed Jun 12, 2013 4:01 pm

Great Hornytoads, I wonder what the females of his species look like! :P
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Draco x

biny little tird

Postby Draco x » Wed Jun 12, 2013 6:58 pm

Looks like a reject from Star Wars unfortunately.
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bkthomson

Rain Partier

Postby bkthomson » Wed Jun 12, 2013 7:05 pm

Looks like Mongul with bad teeth.
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Lord Simian

The Lord of the Monkeys

Postby Lord Simian » Wed Jun 12, 2013 7:27 pm

Well, they figured fans'd shit all over it anyway, so....
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Lord Ice

Motherfucker from Hell

Postby Lord Ice » Wed Jun 12, 2013 7:31 pm

Johnny Smith wrote:Great Hornytoads, I wonder what the females of his species look like! :P


Delta Burke on a bender :lol:
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Lord Simian

The Lord of the Monkeys

Postby Lord Simian » Wed Jun 12, 2013 7:32 pm

Lord Ice wrote:
Delta Burke on a bender :lol:


So THAT'S where Bender disappeared to...
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The Old Doctor

A Damn Cuddly Beast

Postby The Old Doctor » Wed Jun 12, 2013 7:33 pm

Looks like he's full of it all right. No wonder his eyes are black. Must be a politician or media pundit.
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The Old Doctor

A Damn Cuddly Beast

Postby The Old Doctor » Wed Jun 12, 2013 7:37 pm

Lord Simian wrote:
So THAT'S where Bender disappeared to...


I thought you guys buried him in the Nevada desert.

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