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Her break-up with Cyclops results in mass consumption of Ben & Jerry's
This week Marvel has been revealing covers to the tie-in titles to their next "core-shaking everything changes" Marvel
cash-grab monolithic event: "X-Men: Battle Of The Atom". Today they previewed the Frank Cho cover to issue #1 revealing the fate of Emma Frost: apparently losing her own personal "Battle Of The Bulge", as her break-up with Cyclops takes it's furniture-shattering toll.
Cyclops, once the premier tactical strategist and pretty boy of the Marvel Universe, is now victim of the Avengers SCAR Initiative (Supreme Character Assassination Retaliation), the latest tactic of Earth's Mightiest Dictators as they continue their mad sweep of totalitarian rule across the globe.
To further add insult to injury, Cho was required to draw Cyclops with a crotch bulge only slightly more prominent than Jean Grey's.
Stay tuned to the Outhouse as we continue coverage of this Marvel Universe tragedy.
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