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Marvel Shocker: Emma Frost Gains 50 Pounds

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IvCNuB4

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Postby IvCNuB4 » Thu Jun 13, 2013 11:30 am

Marvel Shocker: Emma Frost Gains 50 Pounds

Her break-up with Cyclops results in mass consumption of Ben & Jerry's



Source: CBR

This week Marvel has been revealing covers to the tie-in titles to their next "core-shaking everything changes" Marvel cash-grab  monolithic event:  "X-Men: Battle Of The Atom". Today they previewed  the Frank Cho cover to issue #1 revealing the fate of Emma Frost: apparently losing her  own personal "Battle Of The Bulge", as her break-up with Cyclops takes it's furniture-shattering toll.

Cyclops, once the premier tactical strategist and pretty boy of the Marvel Universe, is now victim of the Avengers SCAR Initiative (Supreme Character Assassination Retaliation), the latest tactic of Earth's Mightiest Dictators as they continue their mad sweep of totalitarian rule across the globe.
To further add insult to injury, Cho was required to draw Cyclops with a crotch bulge only slightly more prominent than Jean Grey's. 


Stay tuned to the Outhouse as we continue coverage of  this Marvel Universe tragedy.

 

 

 







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Tintin Quarantino

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Postby Tintin Quarantino » Thu Jun 13, 2013 11:48 am

Zaftig!
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prozacman

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Postby prozacman » Thu Jun 13, 2013 12:23 pm

I was expecting some thing a little more drastic. Not a healthy looking avarage woman. I guess if you put 50lbs on an anorexic comic book character they would look like a normal woman.
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habitual

Silly French Man

Postby habitual » Thu Jun 13, 2013 12:35 pm

prozacman wrote:I was expecting some thing a little more drastic. Not a healthy looking avarage woman. I guess if you put 50lbs on an anorexic comic book character they would look like a normal woman.


This isn't real fat, it's gay fat.

Hab
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S.F. Jude Terror

OMCTO

Postby S.F. Jude Terror » Thu Jun 13, 2013 12:39 pm

Wow. :lol:

So I stand corrected, IvCNuB4. Your Marvel snark articles WOULD be horrifically sexist. :lol:
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IvCNuB4

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Postby IvCNuB4 » Thu Jun 13, 2013 12:45 pm

And apparently so scandalous that a certain Outhouse Editor has moved it to "Unpublished" status and removed it off the Front Page :lol:
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bkthomson

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Postby bkthomson » Thu Jun 13, 2013 12:46 pm

IvCNuB4 wrote:And apparently so scandalous that a certain Outhouse Editor has moved it to "Unpublished" status and removed it off the Front Page :lol:


It was a good move.
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S.F. Jude Terror

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Postby S.F. Jude Terror » Thu Jun 13, 2013 1:06 pm

IvCNuB4 wrote:And apparently so scandalous that a certain Outhouse Editor has moved it to "Unpublished" status and removed it off the Front Page :lol:


We have completely disowned it. :P
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guitargod694

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Postby guitargod694 » Thu Jun 13, 2013 1:11 pm

S.F. Jude Terror wrote:
We have completely disowned it. :P


Good choice. :)
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Draco x

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Postby Draco x » Thu Jun 13, 2013 10:29 pm

Don't worry. Namor will be along to fishhump her and take all her worries away.
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Lord Ice

Motherfucker from Hell

Postby Lord Ice » Thu Jun 13, 2013 10:54 pm

draco x wrote:Don't worry. Namor will be along to fishhump her and take all her worries away.


Harpooning the whale?

that was low even for me
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Arion

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Postby Arion » Thu Jun 13, 2013 11:06 pm

habitual wrote:
This isn't real fat, it's gay fat.

Hab


Gay fat... good or bad?
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LoganRSA

penile prisoner

Postby LoganRSA » Thu Jun 13, 2013 11:12 pm

Lord Ice wrote:
Harpooning the whale?

that was low even for me


Funny, though :-D
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habitual

Silly French Man

Postby habitual » Thu Jun 13, 2013 11:23 pm

Arion wrote:
Gay fat... good or bad?


In this instance probably not so good :lol:

Hab
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Zenguru

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Postby Zenguru » Fri Jun 14, 2013 1:19 am

It all went straight to the boobs.

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