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by IvCNuB4 » Thu Jun 13, 2013 11:30 am
Her break-up with Cyclops results in mass consumption of Ben & Jerry's
This week Marvel has been revealing covers to the tie-in titles to their next "core-shaking everything changes" Marvel cash-grab monolithic event: "X-Men: Battle Of The Atom". Today they previewed the Frank Cho cover to issue #1 revealing the fate of Emma Frost: apparently losing her own personal "Battle Of The Bulge", as her break-up with Cyclops takes it's furniture-shattering toll.
Cyclops, once the premier tactical strategist and pretty boy of the Marvel Universe, is now victim of the Avengers SCAR Initiative (Supreme Character Assassination Retaliation), the latest tactic of Earth's Mightiest Dictators as they continue their mad sweep of totalitarian rule across the globe.
To further add insult to injury, Cho was required to draw Cyclops with a crotch bulge only slightly more prominent than Jean Grey's.
Stay tuned to the Outhouse as we continue coverage of this Marvel Universe tragedy.
Victorian Squid wrote:In a DC/Marvel cross-over "all your favorite Marvel characters would catch contextually-transmitted diseases and Steph infections."
by Victorian Squid » Thu Jun 13, 2013 11:48 am
by prozacman » Thu Jun 13, 2013 12:23 pm
by habitual » Thu Jun 13, 2013 12:35 pm
prozacman wrote:I was expecting some thing a little more drastic. Not a healthy looking avarage woman. I guess if you put 50lbs on an anorexic comic book character they would look like a normal woman.
by S.F. Jude Terror » Thu Jun 13, 2013 12:39 pm
by IvCNuB4 » Thu Jun 13, 2013 12:45 pm
Victorian Squid wrote:In a DC/Marvel cross-over "all your favorite Marvel characters would catch contextually-transmitted diseases and Steph infections."
by bkthomson » Thu Jun 13, 2013 12:46 pm
IvCNuB4 wrote:And apparently so scandalous that a certain Outhouse Editor has moved it to "Unpublished" status and removed it off the Front Page
Dragavon wrote:He's being diplomatic again.
Zechs wrote:I have to repress you more. You're way too goodie two shoes.
Fat Ollie Weeks wrote:I swear to God, you are so boring sometimes I think you're just a stealth-mod-bot that Jude has coded.
by S.F. Jude Terror » Thu Jun 13, 2013 1:06 pm
IvCNuB4 wrote:And apparently so scandalous that a certain Outhouse Editor has moved it to "Unpublished" status and removed it off the Front Page
by guitargod694 » Thu Jun 13, 2013 1:11 pm
S.F. Jude Terror wrote:
We have completely disowned it.
by Draco x » Thu Jun 13, 2013 10:29 pm
by Lord Ice » Thu Jun 13, 2013 10:54 pm
draco x wrote:Don't worry. Namor will be along to fishhump her and take all her worries away.
by Arion » Thu Jun 13, 2013 11:06 pm
habitual wrote:
This isn't real fat, it's gay fat.
Hab
by Mr. Log » Thu Jun 13, 2013 11:12 pm
Lord Ice wrote:
Harpooning the whale?
that was low even for me
by habitual » Thu Jun 13, 2013 11:23 pm
Arion wrote:
Gay fat... good or bad?
by Zenguru » Fri Jun 14, 2013 1:19 am
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