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by LoatheMe » Sun Jun 16, 2013 2:44 am

I see they kept the bike shorts though...

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by LoatheMe » Sun Jun 16, 2013 2:44 am

I see they kept the bike shorts though...

DANG!

by Juan Cena » Sun Jun 16, 2013 7:11 am

jeremy wrote:Why the hell is Doomsday wearing shoes?

Trying to hide bad toenail fungus? :smt102

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by Juan Cena » Sun Jun 16, 2013 7:11 am

jeremy wrote:Why the hell is Doomsday wearing shoes?

Trying to hide bad toenail fungus? :smt102

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DANG!

by Juan Cena » Sun Jun 16, 2013 7:12 am

LoatheMe wrote:I see they kept the bike shorts though...

There's a Lance Armstrong joke around here somewhere...

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by Juan Cena » Sun Jun 16, 2013 7:12 am

LoatheMe wrote:I see they kept the bike shorts though...

There's a Lance Armstrong joke around here somewhere...

"I have my heroes, but no one knows their names"
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Strict31 wrote:I'm not sure that combining the nigh-uncontrollable power of LOLtron with the Nacireman is a good idea. Some years from now, when mankind is on the verge of extinction, we'll be able to look back and remember this moment, and say, "DANG."

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by Windom URL » Sun Jun 16, 2013 7:26 am

It's funny imagining him putting on bike shorts and shoes in the morning with those ridiculous-looking arms.

WHO designed this, so I might forever scorn them?

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by Windom URL » Sun Jun 16, 2013 7:26 am

It's funny imagining him putting on bike shorts and shoes in the morning with those ridiculous-looking arms.

WHO designed this, so I might forever scorn them?

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by Lord Ice » Sun Jun 16, 2013 9:25 am

Worst Popeye design ever. :wink:

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by Lord Ice » Sun Jun 16, 2013 9:25 am

Worst Popeye design ever. :wink:

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by IvCNuB4 » Sun Jun 16, 2013 10:47 am

Zechs wrote:
This literally looks more Hulk with the rags on him too.

Apparently he did tug on Superman's cape

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by IvCNuB4 » Sun Jun 16, 2013 10:47 am

Zechs wrote:
This literally looks more Hulk with the rags on him too.

Apparently he did tug on Superman's cape

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by Lord Simian » Sun Jun 16, 2013 10:59 am

jeremy wrote:Why the hell is Doomsday wearing shoes?

Better question: why are the soles apparently armored?

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by Lord Simian » Sun Jun 16, 2013 10:59 am

jeremy wrote:Why the hell is Doomsday wearing shoes?

Better question: why are the soles apparently armored?

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by Psivage » Sun Jun 16, 2013 11:04 am

If you took all of Cat-Scratch post and made them comic form, this Doomsday would be it. epic fail.

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by Psivage » Sun Jun 16, 2013 11:04 am

If you took all of Cat-Scratch post and made them comic form, this Doomsday would be it. epic fail.

both made by Cat-Scratch

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by xaraan » Sun Jun 16, 2013 11:15 am

Also, how the hell does he get anything out of those pouches with those hands? :lol:

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by xaraan » Sun Jun 16, 2013 11:15 am

Also, how the hell does he get anything out of those pouches with those hands? :lol:

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by xaraan » Sun Jun 16, 2013 11:20 am

Also, when the new52 started, didn't DC make a big deal out of saying it wasn't just to retell all the same stories again, yet they keep making a huge deal out of re-introducing all these characters - essentially retelling how they get introduced into the DC world. Not to mention we are getting Zero Year right now, which is retelling of Batman's year one just in the new52. Not that I hate the story, but they are doing exactly what I knew they would with the relaunch.

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by xaraan » Sun Jun 16, 2013 11:20 am

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by holtom2000 » Sun Jun 16, 2013 11:31 am

jeremy wrote:Also, when the new52 started, didn't DC make a big deal out of saying it wasn't just to retell all the same stories again, yet they keep making a huge deal out of re-introducing all these characters - essentially retelling how they get introduced into the DC world. Not to mention we are getting Zero Year right now, which is retelling of Batman's year one just in the new52. Not that I hate the story, but they are doing exactly what I knew they would with the relaunch.

At least you knew they were lying. Makes this drek somewhat easier to suffer through

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by holtom2000 » Sun Jun 16, 2013 11:31 am

jeremy wrote:Also, when the new52 started, didn't DC make a big deal out of saying it wasn't just to retell all the same stories again, yet they keep making a huge deal out of re-introducing all these characters - essentially retelling how they get introduced into the DC world. Not to mention we are getting Zero Year right now, which is retelling of Batman's year one just in the new52. Not that I hate the story, but they are doing exactly what I knew they would with the relaunch.

At least you knew they were lying. Makes this drek somewhat easier to suffer through

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by Zechs » Sun Jun 16, 2013 1:02 pm

jeremy wrote:Also, when the new52 started, didn't DC make a big deal out of saying it wasn't just to retell all the same stories again, yet they keep making a huge deal out of re-introducing all these characters - essentially retelling how they get introduced into the DC world. Not to mention we are getting Zero Year right now, which is retelling of Batman's year one just in the new52. Not that I hate the story, but they are doing exactly what I knew they would with the relaunch.

The first year I think Snyder and others on GL felt they weren't retelling things. That this was just a continuation of their previous run. It was only after Zero Year did the changes and retelling continue.

Continuity is still fucked up to high heaven. Basically I'm with John Layman's or whomever the hell said it best with current DC continuity: "The stuff you read is still in continuity. Fuck what we say."

Of course this makes things difficult when I like characters like Wally West, Tim Drake, Jade, and Cassandra Cain since they don't freaking exist any longer. :smt017

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by Zechs » Sun Jun 16, 2013 1:02 pm

jeremy wrote:Also, when the new52 started, didn't DC make a big deal out of saying it wasn't just to retell all the same stories again, yet they keep making a huge deal out of re-introducing all these characters - essentially retelling how they get introduced into the DC world. Not to mention we are getting Zero Year right now, which is retelling of Batman's year one just in the new52. Not that I hate the story, but they are doing exactly what I knew they would with the relaunch.

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by Grayson » Sun Jun 16, 2013 1:53 pm

Zechs wrote:Continuity is still fucked up to high heaven. Basically I'm with John Layman's or whomever the hell said it best with current DC continuity: "The stuff you read is still in continuity. Fuck what we say."

Of course this makes things difficult when I like characters like Wally West, Tim Drake, Jade, and Cassandra Cain since they don't freaking exist any longer.

Just look at it like an old VHS tape that originally had something important on it, like a graduation or wedding. Now imagine that one of your idiot relatives go a hold of that tape and taped over it with an episode of Duck Dynasty, Keeping up the Kardashians, or some other such nonsense. That's what happened to the DCU.

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by Grayson » Sun Jun 16, 2013 1:53 pm

Zechs wrote:Continuity is still fucked up to high heaven. Basically I'm with John Layman's or whomever the hell said it best with current DC continuity: "The stuff you read is still in continuity. Fuck what we say."

Of course this makes things difficult when I like characters like Wally West, Tim Drake, Jade, and Cassandra Cain since they don't freaking exist any longer.

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by Zechs » Sun Jun 16, 2013 5:23 pm

Grayson wrote:
Just look at it like an old VHS tape that originally had something important on it, like a graduation or wedding. Now imagine that one of your idiot relatives go a hold of that tape and taped over it with an episode of Duck Dynasty, Keeping up the Kardashians, or some other such nonsense. That's what happened to the DCU.

And just like that after finding this out I will unleash a blood curling scream of pure rage directed at the idiot who thought reinventing the wheel meant making it more EXTREME plus add a high collar to it.

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by Zechs » Sun Jun 16, 2013 5:23 pm

Grayson wrote:
Just look at it like an old VHS tape that originally had something important on it, like a graduation or wedding. Now imagine that one of your idiot relatives go a hold of that tape and taped over it with an episode of Duck Dynasty, Keeping up the Kardashians, or some other such nonsense. That's what happened to the DCU.

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by Steve McCredie » Sun Jun 16, 2013 5:44 pm

Looks like he's been swimming in the bukkake pit. Ugh.

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by Steve McCredie » Sun Jun 16, 2013 5:44 pm

Looks like he's been swimming in the bukkake pit. Ugh.