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What If The New Green Lantern Was Female

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Re: What If The New Green Lantern Was Female

Postby Juan Cena » Sun Jun 16, 2013 7:54 am

syxxpakk wrote:I'm actually a burqa-designer on the side.

This one time I made a burqa for this woman and she came to me and tried to pay with a cow. I tried very persistently to explain to her that I couldn't accept said cow but she kept going on about how I was being unfair to her because she was a nocturnal and the US doesn't really provided services for them or something. Anyway, she ended up and I shit you not, offering me her little brother as collateral until she could get the money. She told me he was a great worker and I could use him as an apprentice or something. I told her I already had a

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and didn't need another. So of course it became a thing and her brother came up and he was pretty pissed. He ultimately faked his death to try and get her the burqa, but when I found out he was calling from the same phone number he had used once before I was like "Get out of here Marcus." Then another time he pretended to be a reverend to try and get the burqa but it was all a SWERVE~! Can you imagine?

So a couple of weeks pass by and he comes back with a lawyer. This is legit, mind. Anyway the lawyer was being very fervent and quite racist about his point, but I was like "You might know all about the law and Superman's legal history and shit but I ain't taking no cows." So the lawyer was all "AIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIE SIN CITY" (which was written by Grant Morrison, or was that Alan Moore? I don't know, UPS still has my copy and refuses to deliver it) but I was like "Nah dawg."

So another couple of weeks pass and wouldn't you know it but the guy comes back for the burqa but by this time I've already turned into some lingerie for porn (SEXY BURQA SPOILERS!). So he's pissed of course because he thinks he's still going to get the burqa and now his sister will look like one of those girls in those anime cartoons or comics or whatever that attract those weirdos who think Hermione Granger is hot or dress up like cats. So he gets all upset again and says some choice words, but I can't make out what he's saying because keeps putting ampersands in the cuss words and stuff which is really weird because he also called me an abortion. Legit didn't get his deal there. Then I told him I didn't like him very much so he went and complained about it next door, but whatever I guess I got a little uppity once because people called me bias (seriously WTF was that about?).

So the next day he comes back and I'm watching the most important match in history (Randy Savage vs. Ricky Steamboat, of course). So he goes on in and on about the burqa and how he wants the burqa but the cow is dead and the burqa is a porn movie (you've probably seen a picture of it in a thread here by Schlemmer) and there's just nothing that's going help him so he makes like Randy O***n and slips out.

Long story short?

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Re: What If The New Green Lantern Was Female

Postby Draco x » Sun Jun 16, 2013 8:31 pm

syxxpakk wrote:draco x completely missing the point in me bumping this thread.

There is, literally, nothing surprising about that.


You mean nothing surprising in the sense that you brought nothing new to a thread that's been dead for weeks?

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Re: What If The New Green Lantern Was Female

Postby Draco x » Sun Jun 16, 2013 8:33 pm

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That will be the new title that will be churned out by DC for the Lantern franchise. By next year we should have 20 Green Lantern books in publication. :-D :-D :-D

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Re: What If The New Green Lantern Was Female

Postby Draco x » Sun Jun 16, 2013 8:35 pm

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I don't know about the comedy bit but we would make a good team though.

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Re: What If The New Green Lantern Was Female

Postby syxxpakk » Sun Jun 16, 2013 8:45 pm

draco x wrote:
You mean nothing surprising in the sense that you brought nothing new to a thread that's been dead for weeks?


Nope, not what I meant at all. I meant it wasn't surprising that you didn't understand.
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Re: What If The New Green Lantern Was Female

Postby Draco x » Sun Jun 16, 2013 8:48 pm

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Nope, not what I meant at all. I meant it wasn't surprising that you didn't understand.


Then the purpose of bringing back a dead thread was? :smt102 :smt102

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Re: What If The New Green Lantern Was Female

Postby syxxpakk » Sun Jun 16, 2013 8:50 pm

Are you admitting that you might have overreacted with your initial comments against me over something you didn't understand?
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Re: What If The New Green Lantern Was Female

Postby Draco x » Sun Jun 16, 2013 8:56 pm

syxxpakk wrote:Are you admitting that you might have overreacted with your initial comments against me over something you didn't understand?


When you explain why you resurrected this thread for a good presumably good reason then I will admit I was wrong.

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Re: What If The New Green Lantern Was Female

Postby syxxpakk » Sun Jun 16, 2013 8:58 pm

I did it because of my post, which is generally fantastic. Literally had nothing to do with you, Herald, or anything else. I didn't even remember Herald was involved, TBH. But that post is one I love, and much like I on occasion will bump the COOPCAP thread, I will likely bump this one. Heck, even Nac got some seeming enjoyment out of it!

So yeah, you kind of overreacted. And I totally won the thread, not because of some argument or perception that I was right, I won because of that post 8)
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Re: What If The New Green Lantern Was Female

Postby Draco x » Sun Jun 16, 2013 9:01 pm

syxxpakk wrote:I did it because of my post, which is generally fantastic. Literally had nothing to do with you, Herald, or anything else. I didn't even remember Herald was involved, TBH. But that post is one I love, and much like I on occasion will bump the COOPCAP thread, I will likely bump this one. Heck, even Nac got some seeming enjoyment out of it!

So yeah, you kind of overreacted. And I totally won the thread, not because of some argument or perception that I was right, I won because of that post 8)


You're better than me here as this post was more about Herald, Dairy and Keb arguing over burqas and Arabic women from what I recalled. They basically stole the show on this one. However if you want to proclaim your victory here you have my blessings.

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Re: What If The New Green Lantern Was Female

Postby syxxpakk » Sun Jun 16, 2013 9:02 pm

I bet you don't know what post I'm talking about, huh? Well par for the course.
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Re: What If The New Green Lantern Was Female

Postby Draco x » Sun Jun 16, 2013 9:08 pm

syxxpakk wrote:I bet you don't know what post I'm talking about, huh? Well par for the course.


The only thing I remember about this thread was the Herald/ Dairy/ Keb debate with me thrown in it and not much else. Sorry.

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Re: What If The New Green Lantern Was Female

Postby syxxpakk » Sun Jun 16, 2013 9:09 pm

Figured!
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