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achilles

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by achilles » Wed Jun 19, 2013 10:50 am

Live in the suburbs. Lots of critters here. Rats, opossums, raccoons, rabbits, hawks, crows, vultures, hummingbirds, mocking birds, coyotes---which can be a problem, since they can be dangerous. Never seen a rattler though. Or a scorpion. We do get the occasional large millipede.

And in certain nearby areas, there's the occasional mountain lion or bear. Enough so that it's prudent never to go jogging or bike riding on the local trails alone, or at the wrong time of day. People get dragged off by the lions every couple of years. Once in a while, someone even manages to escape.

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by achilles » Wed Jun 19, 2013 10:50 am

Achilles is the kind of evil that hollows out a volcano for a lair, and sends killer robots after his enemies.---Lord Simian

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by Schlemmer » Wed Jun 19, 2013 10:53 am

Rockman wrote:I hate rabbits, nasty vermin.

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by Schlemmer » Wed Jun 19, 2013 10:53 am

Rockman wrote:I hate rabbits, nasty vermin.

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by The Old Doctor » Wed Jun 19, 2013 11:01 am

achilles wrote:Live in the suburbs. Lots of critters here. Rats, opossums, raccoons, rabbits, hawks, crows, vultures, hummingbirds, mocking birds, coyotes---which can be a problem, since they can be dangerous. Never seen a rattler though. Or a scorpion. We do get the occasional large millipede.

And in certain nearby areas, there's the occasional mountain lion or bear. Enough so that it's prudent never to go jogging or bike riding on the local trails alone, or at the wrong time of day. People get dragged off by the lions every couple of years. Once in a while, someone even manages to escape.

How about left-wingers? You get them too out there? :lol:

Daaannng... I just Nacireman'd :shock:

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by The Old Doctor » Wed Jun 19, 2013 11:01 am

achilles wrote:Live in the suburbs. Lots of critters here. Rats, opossums, raccoons, rabbits, hawks, crows, vultures, hummingbirds, mocking birds, coyotes---which can be a problem, since they can be dangerous. Never seen a rattler though. Or a scorpion. We do get the occasional large millipede.

And in certain nearby areas, there's the occasional mountain lion or bear. Enough so that it's prudent never to go jogging or bike riding on the local trails alone, or at the wrong time of day. People get dragged off by the lions every couple of years. Once in a while, someone even manages to escape.

How about left-wingers? You get them too out there? :lol:

Daaannng... I just Nacireman'd :shock:

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by guitarsmashley » Wed Jun 19, 2013 11:50 am

Cat-Scratch wrote:Guys, stop with the baby animal death thing. Well animal death period. That stuff is making me cry.

But yes, dogs (and cats) are carnivores and will eat smaller animals. Seen it, heard it and ugh... I'm still a city boy.

That kitten in the photo died about 10 weeks after that picture was taken.

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by guitarsmashley » Wed Jun 19, 2013 11:50 am

Cat-Scratch wrote:Guys, stop with the baby animal death thing. Well animal death period. That stuff is making me cry.

But yes, dogs (and cats) are carnivores and will eat smaller animals. Seen it, heard it and ugh... I'm still a city boy.

That kitten in the photo died about 10 weeks after that picture was taken.

doombug wrote:You really are the george carlin of the outhouse. that's fucking hilarious.

doombug wrote:and yeah, Yoni called it.

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- Les Paul

achilles

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by achilles » Wed Jun 19, 2013 12:34 pm

Cat-Scratch wrote:
How about left-wingers? You get them too out there?

Daaannng... I just Nacireman'd

Sure Cat. And also LOTS of hot ladies in bikinis this time of year. :wink:

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by achilles » Wed Jun 19, 2013 12:34 pm

Cat-Scratch wrote:
How about left-wingers? You get them too out there?

Daaannng... I just Nacireman'd

Sure Cat. And also LOTS of hot ladies in bikinis this time of year. :wink:

Achilles is the kind of evil that hollows out a volcano for a lair, and sends killer robots after his enemies.---Lord Simian

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by guitarsmashley » Wed Jun 19, 2013 12:50 pm

My dog just won a contest that confirms his awesomeness. I will be posting a thread about it tonight.

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by guitarsmashley » Wed Jun 19, 2013 12:50 pm

My dog just won a contest that confirms his awesomeness. I will be posting a thread about it tonight.

doombug wrote:You really are the george carlin of the outhouse. that's fucking hilarious.

doombug wrote:and yeah, Yoni called it.

I feel like a condemned building with a brand new flag pole.
- Les Paul

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by Rockman » Wed Jun 19, 2013 12:57 pm

my sister bought some cat last fall, it had cat aids or something. She bought all this medicine and really tried to help it, but it ended up getting killed by the vet out of mercy just the same.

I'd almost feel bad if it weren't a cat.

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by Rockman » Wed Jun 19, 2013 12:57 pm

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by Chesscub » Wed Jun 19, 2013 1:02 pm

guitarsmashley wrote:My dog just won a contest that confirms his awesomeness. I will be posting a thread about it tonight.

Is this your dog?

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by Chesscub » Wed Jun 19, 2013 1:02 pm

guitarsmashley wrote:My dog just won a contest that confirms his awesomeness. I will be posting a thread about it tonight.

Is this your dog?

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by Schlemmer » Wed Jun 19, 2013 1:07 pm

Chesscub wrote:
Is this your dog?

I can't believe that this is a thing that people do with their dogs...

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by Schlemmer » Wed Jun 19, 2013 1:07 pm

Chesscub wrote:
Is this your dog?

I can't believe that this is a thing that people do with their dogs...

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by Rockman » Wed Jun 19, 2013 1:09 pm

I don't believe in putting that stuff on dogs. They aren't dolls you awful terrible people.

Cats on the other hand :drunk

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by Rockman » Wed Jun 19, 2013 1:09 pm

I don't believe in putting that stuff on dogs. They aren't dolls you awful terrible people.

Cats on the other hand :drunk

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by guitarsmashley » Wed Jun 19, 2013 1:43 pm

Rockman wrote:my sister bought some cat last fall, it had cat aids or something. She bought all this medicine and really tried to help it, but it ended up getting killed by the vet out of mercy just the same.

I'd almost feel bad if it weren't a cat.

That's called euthanasia or to put it gentler putting it to sleep/down. Not killing.

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by guitarsmashley » Wed Jun 19, 2013 1:43 pm

Rockman wrote:my sister bought some cat last fall, it had cat aids or something. She bought all this medicine and really tried to help it, but it ended up getting killed by the vet out of mercy just the same.

I'd almost feel bad if it weren't a cat.

That's called euthanasia or to put it gentler putting it to sleep/down. Not killing.

doombug wrote:You really are the george carlin of the outhouse. that's fucking hilarious.

doombug wrote:and yeah, Yoni called it.

I feel like a condemned building with a brand new flag pole.
- Les Paul

The Old Doctor

by The Old Doctor » Wed Jun 19, 2013 5:47 pm

guitarsmashley wrote:
That kitten in the photo died about 10 weeks after that picture was taken.

Awww...

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by The Old Doctor » Wed Jun 19, 2013 5:47 pm

guitarsmashley wrote:
That kitten in the photo died about 10 weeks after that picture was taken.

Awww...

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by The Old Doctor » Wed Jun 19, 2013 5:49 pm

achilles wrote:
Sure Cat. And also LOTS of hot ladies in bikinis this time of year.

Psst... prove it on FB with lots of pictures posted. :wink:

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by The Old Doctor » Wed Jun 19, 2013 5:49 pm

achilles wrote:
Sure Cat. And also LOTS of hot ladies in bikinis this time of year.

Psst... prove it on FB with lots of pictures posted. :wink:

The Old Doctor

by The Old Doctor » Wed Jun 19, 2013 5:50 pm

Rockman wrote:my sister bought some cat last fall, it had cat aids or something. She bought all this medicine and really tried to help it, but it ended up getting killed by the vet out of mercy just the same.

I'd almost feel bad if it weren't a cat.

Must you be such a hater?

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by The Old Doctor » Wed Jun 19, 2013 5:50 pm

Rockman wrote:my sister bought some cat last fall, it had cat aids or something. She bought all this medicine and really tried to help it, but it ended up getting killed by the vet out of mercy just the same.

I'd almost feel bad if it weren't a cat.

Must you be such a hater?

achilles

Not a Kardashian

by achilles » Wed Jun 19, 2013 8:05 pm

Cat-Scratch wrote:
Psst... prove it on FB with lots of pictures posted.

Cat, have you SEEN my other FB friends?!? I don't want to piss them off...

Paul Levitz would have a heart attack.

However, my TWO dogs are completely awesome. Buddy---he's the one with the bandit mask on one of those pictures Cat, is the Hulk's dog in The Incredible Hulk---in the favela scene.

My other dog Max, was rescued by Kevin Costner! Well, not exactly. He was however Superman's dog!

Which is to say, they're both Queensland Heelers, and Buddy is a dead ringer for the one in the Hulk, while Max looks exactly like the one in Man of Steel.

I guess that breed is trainable and photogenic.