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Draco x

biny little tird

Postby Draco x » Sun Jun 30, 2013 7:33 pm

Cat-Scratch wrote:
Gets sued by Marvel for banging She-Hulk, Gamora and Skrull women without paying a license.


I wonder if Hal were to come to Marvel if he could handle She-Hulk or Gamorra in the sack? He would definately need his ring to help cushion the impact of either of them being on top in bed.
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bkthomson

Rain Partier

Postby bkthomson » Sun Jun 30, 2013 8:08 pm

draco x wrote:
The Guardians would probably frown on that.

The Guardians frown when they take a piss. Those blue Bastards were born with frowns.
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bkthomson

Rain Partier

Postby bkthomson » Sun Jun 30, 2013 8:09 pm

draco x wrote:
I wonder if Hal were to come to Marvel if he could handle She-Hulk or Gamorra in the sack? He would definately need his ring to help cushion the impact of either of them being on top in bed.

Tony is still alive and pretty sure he slept with both.
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Draco x

biny little tird

Postby Draco x » Sun Jun 30, 2013 8:22 pm

bkthomson wrote:Tony is still alive and pretty sure he slept with both.


Yeah, but Hal could get creative with the ring which is an advantage Tony doesn't have. :-D :-D :-D
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bkthomson

Rain Partier

Postby bkthomson » Sun Jun 30, 2013 8:28 pm

draco x wrote:
Yeah, but Hal could get creative with the ring which is an advantage Tony doesn't have. :-D :-D :-D

You never seen the Iron Man Armour Mark DILDO.
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Draco x

biny little tird

Postby Draco x » Sun Jun 30, 2013 8:35 pm

bkthomson wrote:You never seen the Iron Man Armour Mark DILDO.


Yeah but can it make imaginary constructs though?
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Sromkie

underclassman

Postby Sromkie » Wed Jul 03, 2013 1:12 pm

I wish DC would stop milking these franchises so heavily. I get that they make money doing it, so I can't really blame them, but it's just too much of the same thing for me to respect them for it. Sure, I'd probably be interested in stories from the various corps, but I'd be happier if it were all some kind of GL anthology book or something. Rather than having Red Lanterns, Larfleeze, and Sinestro Corps (with potentially more books in the future if these sell well), I'd be more interested in a GL anthology that had 3 short stories in each issue, and the corps featured in these stories could change as previous stories are completed.

I know anthology books don't typically do so well, but I'd definitely buy one like this. But, I guess I can't really blame DC for trying to make a bigger cash grab with more and more books from the same line.

The Old Doctor

Postby The Old Doctor » Wed Jul 03, 2013 1:31 pm

bkthomson wrote:The Guardians frown when they take a piss. Those blue Bastards were born with frowns.


They're the Grumpy Cats of The Universe really.

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The Old Doctor

Postby The Old Doctor » Wed Jul 03, 2013 1:33 pm

draco x wrote:
I wonder if Hal were to come to Marvel if he could handle She-Hulk or Gamorra in the sack? He would definately need his ring to help cushion the impact of either of them being on top in bed.


They do look like "riders" don't they? :lol:

Well, given Carol... Arissia... I think Hal is used to it.
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Draco x

biny little tird

Postby Draco x » Wed Jul 03, 2013 3:54 pm

Cat-Scratch wrote:
They do look like "riders" don't they? :lol:

Well, given Carol... Arissia... I think Hal is used to it.


Yeah, at some point I would love to see Iron Man and Green Lantern do a crossover where Tony and Hal talk about how many women they banged and who has the bigger pile of sex tapes.

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