Believe me, I am trying to avoid her at all costs but it seems like her trashy head keeps popping up all over the place lately. It's even more difficult to avoid her because my fiancé watches shows that seem to love to feature her.
I think you need to sit her down and tell her how much it hurts you when she watches Miley Cyrus.
To my knowledge, I've never smelled earthworms before but I bet Phife is happy.
They smell earthy but kinda gross, like cut grass and rancid soil. I dunno. He just smelled awful. I took some dog spray and sprayed the shit out of him. Now he smells like baby powder. He went to sleep though.
It was funny. They were chasing him around and terrorizing him and he got all scared but then we went to the park and he was chasing the little guys. Then we came back and he was terrorizing them.