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Scott Snyder's Accidental Deletion of Batman Script Leads to First Appropriate DC Editorial Rewrite in Ten Years

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Scott Snyder's Accidental Deletion of Batman Script Leads to First Appropriate DC Editorial Rewrite in Ten Years

Postby LOLtron » Thu Jul 11, 2013 6:00 am

Scott Snyder's Accidental Deletion of Batman Script Leads to First Appropriate DC Editorial Rewrite in Ten Years

It's been 0 days since DC did something... goddamn awesome?



Source: Twitter


Mere moments after superstar writer Scott Snyder announced, via Twitter, his accidental deletion of 7 pages of his latest Batman script, DC editors responded by immediately handing over a rewritten verion of not only the lost pages, but the entire script from scratch.

"We already had it ready," admitted Editor in Chief Bob Harras.

"We've taken a lot of hits in the public, lately," said Mike Marts, Batman editor, and proud owner of the army of monkeys used to aid Snyder in his duties, "but I think a day like today shows last minute script rewrites are not the hallmark of ill advised, unecessary micromanagement, but  dedication to supporting our writers in their time of need and putting out great stories on a monthly basis."

"The general opinion about DC editorial is completely wrong," chimed in Dan Didio, advocate of the Infinite monkey theorem, as he wiped his keyboard clean of monkey feces and urine. "We're proud to get our hands dirty so our writers don't have to."
 

Bravo, DC.  Bravo.

And we, the Outhouse, would like to congratulate ourselves for posting a positive DC story in an age where there seems to be so few.  As a site owned and operated by trained monkeys, we appreciate everything DC Comics is trying to do.

For a life-long DC lover and corporate shill as myself, this day has filled me with pride.



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Re: Scott Snyder's Accidental Deletion of Batman Script Lead

Postby Herald » Thu Jul 11, 2013 8:12 am

They're STILL going to ask Snyder for a last-millisecond rewrite of the whole thing, so... :smt102

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Re: Scott Snyder's Accidental Deletion of Batman Script Lead

Postby bkthomson » Thu Jul 11, 2013 8:46 am

Well this was positive.
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Postby IvCNuB4 » Thu Jul 11, 2013 3:54 pm

See ? This is how you write a funny snark article. :smt023
Victorian Squid wrote:In a DC/Marvel cross-over "all your favorite Marvel characters would catch contextually-transmitted diseases and Steph infections."

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Re: Scott Snyder's Accidental Deletion of Batman Script Lead

Postby Draco x » Thu Jul 11, 2013 4:00 pm

This is not fair to monkeys themselves as the monkeys would do a better job of running DC than the current people there.

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Postby IvCNuB4 » Thu Jul 11, 2013 4:16 pm

Everyone knows that they make better spies than Corporate cogs

Victorian Squid wrote:In a DC/Marvel cross-over "all your favorite Marvel characters would catch contextually-transmitted diseases and Steph infections."

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Re: Scott Snyder's Accidental Deletion of Batman Script Lead

Postby habitual » Thu Jul 11, 2013 4:25 pm

I prefer them as super villians:



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Postby e_galston » Thu Jul 11, 2013 7:05 pm

Are these the same monkeys that Sean McKeever utilized??
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Re: Scott Snyder's Accidental Deletion of Batman Script Lead

Postby bkthomson » Thu Jul 11, 2013 7:27 pm

e_galston wrote:Are these the same monkeys that Sean McKeever utilized??

Whatever happened to Sean have not seen much of his work lately.
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Postby e_galston » Thu Jul 11, 2013 7:58 pm

bkthomson wrote:Whatever happened to Sean have not seen much of his work lately.


i haven't seen his work since Teen Titans and Young Allies... wish he'd come back and do more work.
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Re: Scott Snyder's Accidental Deletion of Batman Script Lead

Postby bkthomson » Thu Jul 11, 2013 7:58 pm

e_galston wrote:
i haven't seen his work since Teen Titans and Young Allies... wish he'd come back and do more work.

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Re: Scott Snyder's Accidental Deletion of Batman Script Lead

Postby Zechs » Thu Jul 11, 2013 8:20 pm

habitual wrote:I prefer them as super villians:



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Re: Scott Snyder's Accidental Deletion of Batman Script Lead

Postby Herald » Thu Jul 11, 2013 8:37 pm

Zechs wrote:Three is just not right.


That line is RIGHT OUT! :x


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