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When a retcon isn't a bad thing.

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by Jack Burton » Thu Jul 11, 2013 9:18 am

superfictious wrote:
Thank you, and karma points to you.

I've had this argument repeatedly in the past with people who refuse to let go of the notion that the gods were, in fact, immensely flawed and exhibited more human foibles than the people that worshiped them.

Oh the Greek Gods were incredibly petty and vindictive. Even Athena did some horrible stuff and she's generally thought of as one of the more rational ones.

Medusa got raped by Poseiden in my temple? She's going to suffer an enternity of being a hideous monster and then get her head chopped off.

Seems fair.

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by Jack Burton » Thu Jul 11, 2013 9:18 am

superfictious wrote:
Thank you, and karma points to you.

I've had this argument repeatedly in the past with people who refuse to let go of the notion that the gods were, in fact, immensely flawed and exhibited more human foibles than the people that worshiped them.

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by Chesscub » Thu Jul 11, 2013 9:51 am

outsider wrote:Zeus could morph into animals, so his needs were complicated on many, many levels.

But did he fuck a horse?

/thefakehorse'd

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by Chesscub » Thu Jul 11, 2013 9:51 am

outsider wrote:Zeus could morph into animals, so his needs were complicated on many, many levels.

But did he fuck a horse?

/thefakehorse'd

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by bkthomson » Thu Jul 11, 2013 9:54 am

Chesscub wrote:
But did he fuck a horse?

/thefakehorse'd

No. No. No. We are not crossing over to that thread. NO.

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by bkthomson » Thu Jul 11, 2013 9:54 am

Chesscub wrote:
But did he fuck a horse?

/thefakehorse'd

No. No. No. We are not crossing over to that thread. NO.

I used to have goals. They were evil goals, but they were goals. -- Dr. Heinz Doofenshmirtz

Dragavon wrote:He's being diplomatic again.

Zechs wrote:I have to repress you more. You're way too goodie two shoes.

Fat Ollie Weeks wrote:I swear to God, you are so boring sometimes I think you're just a stealth-mod-bot that Jude has coded.

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by Chesscub » Thu Jul 11, 2013 9:58 am

bkthomson wrote:
No. No. No. We are not crossing over to that thread. NO.

Shouldn't that be "Nay Nay Nay"?

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by Chesscub » Thu Jul 11, 2013 9:58 am

bkthomson wrote:
No. No. No. We are not crossing over to that thread. NO.

Shouldn't that be "Nay Nay Nay"?

The Old Doctor

by The Old Doctor » Thu Jul 11, 2013 10:14 am

Chesscub wrote:
But did he fuck a horse?

/thefakehorse'd

bkthomson wrote:No. No. No. We are not crossing over to that thread. NO.

Here's a link and the answer, maybe, to Chesscub's question.

the-artist-corner/help-get-the-fake-horse-printed-t94600-75.html

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by The Old Doctor » Thu Jul 11, 2013 10:14 am

Chesscub wrote:
But did he fuck a horse?

/thefakehorse'd

bkthomson wrote:No. No. No. We are not crossing over to that thread. NO.

Here's a link and the answer, maybe, to Chesscub's question.

the-artist-corner/help-get-the-fake-horse-printed-t94600-75.html

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by S.F. Jude Terror » Thu Jul 11, 2013 10:14 am

Spektre wrote:
LOL

Laugh all you want, but it's true.

(Spektre sits in a miniature chair at a miniature table, surrounded by stuffed animals. There is a teapot on the table, and all of the stuffed animals have a cup of imaginary tea on a saucer in front of them.)

Spektre: Can you believe that? He said I have no friends! Isn't that outrageous, Mr. Snugglebear?!

Spektre (speaking as Mr. Snugglebear): Of course it is, Spektre. We love you bear-y much.

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by S.F. Jude Terror » Thu Jul 11, 2013 10:14 am

Spektre wrote:
LOL

https://www.bleedingcool.com/author/jterror/

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by bkthomson » Thu Jul 11, 2013 10:15 am

Chesscub wrote:
Shouldn't that be "Nay Nay Nay"?

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by bkthomson » Thu Jul 11, 2013 10:15 am

Chesscub wrote:
Shouldn't that be "Nay Nay Nay"?

I used to have goals. They were evil goals, but they were goals. -- Dr. Heinz Doofenshmirtz

Dragavon wrote:He's being diplomatic again.

Zechs wrote:I have to repress you more. You're way too goodie two shoes.

Fat Ollie Weeks wrote:I swear to God, you are so boring sometimes I think you're just a stealth-mod-bot that Jude has coded.

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by S.F. Jude Terror » Thu Jul 11, 2013 10:18 am

Spektre wrote:
So you're a wannabe with delusions of grandeur. Gotcha.

Friday, I look my Congressman in the eye and contradict him. I have done so previously with heads of state, and CEOs of Top 10 companies. Mark Waid would be a pleasant distraction. You, not so much.

(Mark Zuckerberg, Kim Jong Un, and Spektre sit at a grandiose conference table in a secret room at the United Nations building.)

Zuckerberg: Superman definitely killed Zod, bro. I read it with my own two eyes.

Spektre: That wasn't "Superman." It was "Superman." "Superman" doesn't kill.

Kim Jong Un (pounding fists on the table): Yes he does!

Spektre (jumping up and down): He doesn't! He doesn't! He DOESn't!

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by S.F. Jude Terror » Thu Jul 11, 2013 10:18 am

Spektre wrote:
So you're a wannabe with delusions of grandeur. Gotcha.

Friday, I look my Congressman in the eye and contradict him. I have done so previously with heads of state, and CEOs of Top 10 companies. Mark Waid would be a pleasant distraction. You, not so much.

https://www.bleedingcool.com/author/jterror/

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by bkthomson » Thu Jul 11, 2013 10:18 am

Cat-Scratch wrote:

Here's a link and the answer, maybe, to Chesscub's question.

the-artist-corner/help-get-the-fake-horse-printed-t94600-75.html

Soooooo. Not helping.

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by bkthomson » Thu Jul 11, 2013 10:18 am

Cat-Scratch wrote:

Here's a link and the answer, maybe, to Chesscub's question.

the-artist-corner/help-get-the-fake-horse-printed-t94600-75.html

Soooooo. Not helping.

I used to have goals. They were evil goals, but they were goals. -- Dr. Heinz Doofenshmirtz

Dragavon wrote:He's being diplomatic again.

Zechs wrote:I have to repress you more. You're way too goodie two shoes.

Fat Ollie Weeks wrote:I swear to God, you are so boring sometimes I think you're just a stealth-mod-bot that Jude has coded.

The Old Doctor

by The Old Doctor » Thu Jul 11, 2013 10:20 am

bkthomson wrote:Soooooo. Not helping.

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by The Old Doctor » Thu Jul 11, 2013 10:20 am

bkthomson wrote:Soooooo. Not helping.

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by The Old Doctor » Thu Jul 11, 2013 10:22 am

S.F. Jude Terror wrote:
(Mark Zuckerberg, Kim Jong Un, and Spektre sit at a grandiose conference table in a secret room at the United Nations building.)

Zuckerberg: Superman definitely killed Zod, bro. I read it with my own two eyes.

Spektre: That wasn't "Superman." It was "Superman." "Superman" doesn't kill.

Kim Jong Un (pounding fists on the table): Yes he does!

Spektre (jumping up and down): He doesn't! He doesn't! He DOESn't!

You know, Spektre is right. It wasn't Superman whom killed Zod. It was Kal-El. There was no Superman at that point in the film, hence the name Man Of Steel instead.

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by The Old Doctor » Thu Jul 11, 2013 10:22 am

S.F. Jude Terror wrote:
(Mark Zuckerberg, Kim Jong Un, and Spektre sit at a grandiose conference table in a secret room at the United Nations building.)

Zuckerberg: Superman definitely killed Zod, bro. I read it with my own two eyes.

Spektre: That wasn't "Superman." It was "Superman." "Superman" doesn't kill.

Kim Jong Un (pounding fists on the table): Yes he does!

Spektre (jumping up and down): He doesn't! He doesn't! He DOESn't!

You know, Spektre is right. It wasn't Superman whom killed Zod. It was Kal-El. There was no Superman at that point in the film, hence the name Man Of Steel instead.

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by bkthomson » Thu Jul 11, 2013 10:24 am

At the end if the day does it really matter? I think of the famous bill Murray speech from meatballs.

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by bkthomson » Thu Jul 11, 2013 10:24 am

At the end if the day does it really matter? I think of the famous bill Murray speech from meatballs.

I used to have goals. They were evil goals, but they were goals. -- Dr. Heinz Doofenshmirtz

Dragavon wrote:He's being diplomatic again.

Zechs wrote:I have to repress you more. You're way too goodie two shoes.

Fat Ollie Weeks wrote:I swear to God, you are so boring sometimes I think you're just a stealth-mod-bot that Jude has coded.

The Old Doctor

by The Old Doctor » Thu Jul 11, 2013 10:48 am

Are you ready for the summer? Are you ready for the good times? Are you ready for the sunshine to come down... to come down?

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by The Old Doctor » Thu Jul 11, 2013 10:48 am

Are you ready for the summer? Are you ready for the good times? Are you ready for the sunshine to come down... to come down?

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by bkthomson » Thu Jul 11, 2013 11:04 am

It just doesn't matter.

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by bkthomson » Thu Jul 11, 2013 11:04 am

It just doesn't matter.

I used to have goals. They were evil goals, but they were goals. -- Dr. Heinz Doofenshmirtz

Dragavon wrote:He's being diplomatic again.

Zechs wrote:I have to repress you more. You're way too goodie two shoes.

Fat Ollie Weeks wrote:I swear to God, you are so boring sometimes I think you're just a stealth-mod-bot that Jude has coded.

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by PDH » Thu Jul 11, 2013 1:06 pm

Spektre wrote:
You're the one claiming a character is acting contrary to his basic nature. You prove it.

(I like this negation method of PDH, it's easy to be lazy this way.)

That's not negation, that's Burden of Proof Tennis.

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by PDH » Thu Jul 11, 2013 1:06 pm

Spektre wrote:
You're the one claiming a character is acting contrary to his basic nature. You prove it.

(I like this negation method of PDH, it's easy to be lazy this way.)

That's not negation, that's Burden of Proof Tennis.

"The trouble with fighting for human freedom is that one spends most of one's time defending scoundrels. For it is against scoundrels that oppressive laws are first aimed, and oppression must be stopped at the beginning if it is to be stopped at all."

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