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Foot Models Need Not Apply: Liefeld Confirms X-Force Movie

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LOLtron

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Postby LOLtron » Fri Jul 12, 2013 12:04 pm

Foot Models Need Not Apply: Liefeld Confirms X-Force Movie

This reporter, for one, wonders where Fox will find actors who look remotely like the source material.



Source: Rob Liefeld Confirms Upcoming X-Force Movie

Over at The Outhousers’ sister site, BleedingCool, it has been reported that BleedingCool was correct when BleedingCool told everyone that Fox was set to announce an X-Force movie at SDCC. BleedingCool notes that no one knows which version of X-Force we’ll be used, only that X-Force co-creator, Rob Liefeld, was told about it back in March, which BleedingCool reported before anyone else

It would also provide some much needed work for the small community of actors with horrific anatomical deformities who are also foot amputees, assuming the studio plans to cast actors to match the look of Rob Liefeld's original series artwork. When reached for comment, Outhouser ace reporter, Frank, had this to say:

FRANK HAPPY TO HEAR X-FORCE MOVIE GET MADE! FRANK RUNNING LOW ON FUNDS AND FRANK FOR HIRE IF FOX NEED FRANK SHOW THEM HOW TO MAKE BODIES DEFORMED ENOUGH FOR CASTING! FRANK EVEN PLAY THUNDERBIRD IF FOX LET! FRANK SALVAGE NATIVE AMERICAN BURIAL GROUNDS OFTEN! FRANK ONCE WRITE SEQUEL TO POPULAR NOVEL CALLED "UNBURY MY HEART AT WOUNDED KNEE," BUT COULD NO GET PUBLISHER TO PICK UP! PHILISTINES! UNRELATED, FRANK NO HAVE GOOD NIGHT’S SLEEP FOR 234 YEARS!

Thinking on it for all of five minutes, I approve of this. Whether or not X-Force spins out of X-Men: First Class or Wolverine, if done correctly, the movie could be a welcome contrast to the “heroes don’t kill” theme of most of the comic book movies without “hurting” the more traditional franchises.

Either way, I bet that most of you were trying to cast Feral.

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Editor's note: The statements and opinions of FRANK regarding Native Americans do not represent the views of the Outhouse, and should in no way constitute an invitation to be haunted by the spirits of their ancestors.

Writer's Note: RU wants it noted that he had nothing to do with the behavior of Frank

Editor's note: The whole Native American thing is probably too far.

Writer's Note: COME ON! Frankenstein stealing from an “ancient Indian burial” ground is hilarious! It’s is the stuff of monster movies.

FRANK NOTE: FRANK SMASH EDITOR IF EDITOR EDIT FRANK!

Editor's note: Never mind then



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superfictious

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Postby superfictious » Fri Jul 12, 2013 12:15 pm

I'd sell my soul for Michael Bay to direct this.
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outsider

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Postby outsider » Fri Jul 12, 2013 12:17 pm

superfictious wrote:I'd sell my soul for Michael Bay to direct this.
I'd sell your soul, too.
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superfictious

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Postby superfictious » Fri Jul 12, 2013 12:21 pm

outsider wrote:I'd sell your soul, too.


Jokes on you...I don't have one!

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outsider

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Postby outsider » Fri Jul 12, 2013 12:22 pm

Good thing I bought the extended warranty!
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SporkBot

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Postby SporkBot » Fri Jul 12, 2013 2:22 pm

The only versions of X-Force I can think of are the Cable-led one, and Cyclops' black-ops variety that targeted threats to mutants and ki--um, sent them to a farm to chase rabbits.

My guess is something akin to the latter. It'll be dark and gritty and edgier than a dodecagon. Also, Wolverine.
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Herald

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Postby Herald » Fri Jul 12, 2013 2:26 pm

This reporter, for one, wonders where Fox will find actors who look remotely like the source material.


There are plenty of men with LiefeldCap-style man-boobs. Just use CGI to erase the fat! :D
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e_galston

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Postby e_galston » Fri Jul 12, 2013 5:25 pm

i guess liefield has said that the movie will definitely be the cable led team... and it has a writer, Jeff Wadlow (writer/director of Kick-Ass 2) will write it and possibly direct it...

http://www.comicbookresources.com/?page ... e&id=46610
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superfictious

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Postby superfictious » Fri Jul 12, 2013 5:36 pm

He'll probably end up being Logan's kid instead of Scott's.
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e_galston

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Postby e_galston » Fri Jul 12, 2013 5:39 pm

superfictious wrote:He'll probably end up being Logan's kid instead of Scott's.


well in the Ultimate universe he was Logan from the future...
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superfictious

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Postby superfictious » Fri Jul 12, 2013 5:48 pm

e_galston wrote:
well in the Ultimate universe he was Logan from the future...


Damn, i forgot there was an Ultimate Cable. That was Kirkman, wasn't it?
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e_galston

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Postby e_galston » Fri Jul 12, 2013 5:56 pm

superfictious wrote:
Damn, i forgot there was an Ultimate Cable. That was Kirkman, wasn't it?


i believe so...
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ElijahSnowFan

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Postby ElijahSnowFan » Fri Jul 12, 2013 7:03 pm

If Rob Liefeld's talking about it then I certainly understand why it'll be the Cable-led version, but I won't lie: I realize there's no good way to do it, but if they somehow were able to adapt "Necrosha," I'd pay a ton of money to go see that on the big screen.

Kyle and Yost's X-Force was effing fun.
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john lewis hawk

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Postby john lewis hawk » Fri Jul 12, 2013 7:46 pm

Well, there goes the comic book movie boom....
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SuperginraiX

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Postby SuperginraiX » Sat Jul 13, 2013 12:26 am

First movie ever with a foil embossed cover.

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