This reporter, for one, wonders where Fox will find actors who look remotely like the source material.
Source: Rob Liefeld Confirms Upcoming X-Force Movie
Over at The Outhousers’ sister site, BleedingCool, it has been reported that BleedingCool was correct when BleedingCool told everyone that Fox was set to announce an X-Force movie at SDCC. BleedingCool notes that no one knows which version of X-Force we’ll be used, only that X-Force co-creator, Rob Liefeld, was told about it back in March, which BleedingCool reported before anyone else
It would also provide some much needed work for the small community of actors with horrific anatomical deformities who are also foot amputees, assuming the studio plans to cast actors to match the look of Rob Liefeld's original series artwork. When reached for comment, Outhouser ace reporter, Frank, had this to say:
FRANK HAPPY TO HEAR X-FORCE MOVIE GET MADE! FRANK RUNNING LOW ON FUNDS AND FRANK FOR HIRE IF FOX NEED FRANK SHOW THEM HOW TO MAKE BODIES DEFORMED ENOUGH FOR CASTING! FRANK EVEN PLAY THUNDERBIRD IF FOX LET! FRANK SALVAGE NATIVE AMERICAN BURIAL GROUNDS OFTEN! FRANK ONCE WRITE SEQUEL TO POPULAR NOVEL CALLED "UNBURY MY HEART AT WOUNDED KNEE," BUT COULD NO GET PUBLISHER TO PICK UP! PHILISTINES! UNRELATED, FRANK NO HAVE GOOD NIGHT’S SLEEP FOR 234 YEARS!
Thinking on it for all of five minutes, I approve of this. Whether or not X-Force spins out of X-Men: First Class or Wolverine, if done correctly, the movie could be a welcome contrast to the “heroes don’t kill” theme of most of the comic book movies without “hurting” the more traditional franchises.
Either way, I bet that most of you were trying to cast Feral.
Editor's note: The statements and opinions of FRANK regarding Native Americans do not represent the views of the Outhouse, and should in no way constitute an invitation to be haunted by the spirits of their ancestors.
Writer's Note: RU wants it noted that he had nothing to do with the behavior of Frank
Editor's note: The whole Native American thing is probably too far.
Writer's Note: COME ON! Frankenstein stealing from an “ancient Indian burial” ground is hilarious! It’s is the stuff of monster movies.
FRANK NOTE: FRANK SMASH EDITOR IF EDITOR EDIT FRANK!
Editor's note: Never mind then
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