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Joseph Gordon-Levitt Actually Rumored to Play Doctor Strange

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Joseph Gordon-Levitt Actually Rumored to Play Doctor Strange

Postby LOLtron » Mon Jul 15, 2013 1:57 pm

Joseph Gordon-Levitt Actually Rumored to Play Doctor Strange

We're really not making it up this time!!!



Source: Bleeding Cool

Greetings, comrades! El Presidente here, reporting from underneath a hoodie in George Zimmerman's gated community.

I've got a huge scoop for you guys today. The scoop of the century. It's a scooptastic scoopicopia of scooperific scooptitude! Along with the rest of the comic book media, we like to speculate that Joseph Gordon-Levitt, or JGL as his friends call him, will be cast in every single role in every single superhero movie being made. Call it wishful thinking. Call it shameless hit baiting.  Whatever you call it, it turns out that, most of the time, we're wrong.

NOT THIS TIME, comrades! As far back as April, The Outhouse was talking about how Joseph Gordon Levitt would play Doctor Strange in Marvel's upcoming movie. Well, months later, those posers over at LatinoReview are saying that Marvel executives want JGL for the role!

It's not surprising that LatinoReview, only the second most relevant Latino-themed Hollywood gossip site behind my own CubanoReview, would report on what's old news for your friend El Presidente and dare to call it an exclusive. They are, of course, jealous of my over three dozen industry credited trade scoops, and my magnificent facial hair. Hollywood is all about keeping score.

It is, however, exciting to see this story picking up throughout the greater comics media. We reached out to Comicbook.net's Gus Sterlingham, who writes approxmately fourteen thousand articles per year on average speculating on which superhero movies JGL will be cast in, for comment.

"Hgglugluglugluglugluglugluglugggghhh," said Sterlingham, too excited to respond intelligably.

Head of Marvel Studios Kevin Feige was heard to comment on the rumor, saying, "when we were looking for someone to play the role of the mustachioed, mature Doctor Strange, we thought to ourselves, you know who would be great for this? The boyish, babyfaced actor who looked too skinny to play fucking Nightwing in the Dark Knight Rises. Get us that guy!"

Of course, this is only a rumor, and JGL has not been signed to any kind of contract yet. On the one hand, comrades, this is disappointing because we can not be sure that he will actually end up in the role. On the other hand, it opens the door for at least another three or four articles speculating on whether he will be signed.

Stay tuned to The Outhouse and CubanoReview for the latest Hollywood and JGL rumors and gossip, my friends!



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Re: Joseph Gordon-Levitt Actually Rumored to Play Doctor Str

Postby achilles » Mon Jul 15, 2013 2:32 pm

Yeah, I can't think of a character he'd be less fit to play. :lol:

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Re: Joseph Gordon-Levitt Actually Rumored to Play Doctor Str

Postby LobsterJ » Mon Jul 15, 2013 2:44 pm

They should cast Nathan Fillion and JGL as Midnighter and Apollo, fanboys would literally start screwing each other in theaters.

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Re: Joseph Gordon-Levitt Actually Rumored to Play Doctor Str

Postby Draco x » Mon Jul 15, 2013 3:05 pm

You had me fooled when you said this rumor wasn't a joke.

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Re: Joseph Gordon-Levitt Actually Rumored to Play Doctor Str

Postby S.F. Jude Terror » Mon Jul 15, 2013 3:08 pm

draco x wrote:You had me fooled when you said this rumor wasn't a joke.


It's a real rumor.
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Re: Joseph Gordon-Levitt Actually Rumored to Play Doctor Str

Postby outsider » Mon Jul 15, 2013 3:11 pm

achilles wrote:Yeah, I can't think of a character he'd be less fit to play. :lol:
Really? JGL has a decent range, but playing a conceited/arrogant know-it-all prick easily falls within that range.

I honestly think he could be a good fit.
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Re: Joseph Gordon-Levitt Actually Rumored to Play Doctor Str

Postby GOSD » Mon Jul 15, 2013 3:13 pm

LobsterJ wrote:They should cast Nathan Fillion and JGL as Midnighter and Apollo, fanboys would literally start screwing each other in theaters.


In other words, a typical friday night for you and Slamburger? :wink:

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Re: Joseph Gordon-Levitt Actually Rumored to Play Doctor Str

Postby outsider » Mon Jul 15, 2013 3:17 pm

LobsterJ wrote:They should cast Nathan Fillion and JGL as Midnighter and Apollo,
...I'd buy a ticket for that. :oops: :lol:


LobsterJ wrote:fanboys would literally start screwing each other in theaters.
Am I pitching or catchi--wait, ewww, no!
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Re: Joseph Gordon-Levitt Actually Rumored to Play Doctor Str

Postby Rockman » Mon Jul 15, 2013 3:51 pm

I think I could buy him as Dr. Strange

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Re: Joseph Gordon-Levitt Actually Rumored to Play Doctor Str

Postby Punchy » Mon Jul 15, 2013 3:58 pm

He's way too young-looking to play Doctor Strange.

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Re: Joseph Gordon-Levitt Actually Rumored to Play Doctor Str

Postby LobsterJ » Mon Jul 15, 2013 4:01 pm

GOSD wrote:
In other words, a typical friday night for you and Slamburger? :wink:


Naw, thats Sunday. Friday is when we double-up on Mrs. GOSD.

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Re: Joseph Gordon-Levitt Actually Rumored to Play Doctor Str

Postby Rockman » Mon Jul 15, 2013 4:08 pm

Dr. Strange was 33 when the car accident which crippled his hands occurred, around the age Gordo will be when the movie hits.

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Re: Joseph Gordon-Levitt Actually Rumored to Play Doctor Str

Postby The Old Doctor » Mon Jul 15, 2013 4:14 pm

I wish a large rock would fall from the sky and land him, squishing him flat. So sick of him.
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Re: Joseph Gordon-Levitt Actually Rumored to Play Doctor Str

Postby Rockman » Mon Jul 15, 2013 4:16 pm

Cat-Scratch wrote:I wish a large rock would fall from the sky and land him, squishing him flat. So sick of him.


What an odd thing to say.

"There is this guy who has supporting parts in movies 2 or 3 times a year, I hope he dies"

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Re: Joseph Gordon-Levitt Actually Rumored to Play Doctor Str

Postby The Old Doctor » Mon Jul 15, 2013 4:28 pm

Rockman wrote:
What an odd thing to say.

"There is this guy who has supporting parts in movies 2 or 3 times a year, I hope he dies"

:smt102


Yes, well, I said it and meant it. Squish him like a bug space rock. He sucked up Dark Knight. Okay, he helped suck it up.
Sick of seeing his name attached to all comic book movies.

He ircs me. HE tasks me.... LEVITT!!!! :smt013
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