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by **StaticVic** » Sun Jul 14, 2013 2:56 pm

GiveWarAChance wrote:Alien: This is the fuckin' American dream. This is my fuckin' dream, y'all! All this sheeyit! Look at my sheeyit! I got... I got SHORTS! Every fuckin' color. I got designer T-shirts! I got gold bullets. Motherfuckin' VAM-pires. I got Scarface. On repeat. SCARFACE ON REPEAT. Constant, y'all! I got Escape! Calvin Klein Escape! Mix it up with Calvin Klein Be. Smell nice? I SMELL NICE! That ain't a fuckin' bed; that's a fuckin' art piece. My fuckin' spaceship! U.S.S. Enterprise on this shit. I go to different planets on this motherfucker! Me and my fuckin' Franklins here, we take off. TAKE OFF! Look at my shit. Look at my shit! I got my blue Kool-Aid. I got my fuckin' NUN-CHUCKS. I got shurikens; I got different flavors. I got them sais. Look at that shit, I got sais. I got blades! Look at my sheeyit! This ain't nuttin', I got ROOMS of this shit! I got my dark tannin' oil... lay out by the pool, put on my dark tanning oil... I got machine guns... Look at this, look at this motherfucker here! Look at this motherfucker! Huh? A fucking army up in this shit!

without a doubt the funniest part of the movie. remember when he sprayed himself with both colognes lol by that time i was on the ground rolling in laughter

by **VaderTheTrader** » Sun Jul 14, 2013 3:05 pm

StaticVic wrote:
without a doubt the funniest part of the movie. remember when he sprayed himself with both colognes lol by that time i was on the ground rolling in laughter

The funniest thing is that Franco is a method actor apparently & kept in character throughout the entire filming process.

by **Arion** » Sun Jul 14, 2013 10:47 pm

GiveWarAChance wrote:Spring Breakers

Y'all, that shit be all intellectual and shit.
What the fuck did I just watch?
I think it was an insanely long music video or a video montage sprinkled in with some horrible acting. I'm not quite sure. It could have been a Girls Gone Wild video with some killing.
The only person I liked in the whole film was James Franco's character. As soon as his characters shows up he takes over the film.
I was tempted to shut this movie off after 20 minutes. I stayed for the train wreck.

I like James Franco. I should see that movie.

by **GiveWarAChance** » Sun Jul 14, 2013 10:51 pm

Arion wrote:
I like James Franco. I should see that movie.

No! No, you shouldn't. He's good but the movie is terrible.

by **NotSuitableForHumans** » Mon Jul 15, 2013 7:07 am

I'm glad you all seemed to have a chance to finally see this movie. Now I can stop being the only one.

by **carkey** » Mon Jul 15, 2013 1:05 pm

I haven't seen it yet, but from these reviews don't plan in running out to grab it anytime soon

by **theflyingwaffle** » Mon Jul 15, 2013 5:30 pm

GiveWarAChance wrote:No! No, you shouldn't. He's good but the movie is terrible.

Based on the previews I had seen, it didn't really look like anything worth seeing anyway. It did however get a higher rating on rotten tomatoes than the "Evil Dead" remake. Has anyone seen that by any chance? I'm interested in knowing if it was any good.

by **GiveWarAChance** » Mon Jul 15, 2013 6:05 pm

theflyingwaffle wrote:
Based on the previews I had seen, it didn't really look like anything worth seeing anyway. It did however get a higher rating on rotten tomatoes than the "Evil Dead" remake. Has anyone seen that by any chance? I'm interested in knowing if it was any good.

I'll probably be watching the Evil Dead remake tomorrow. One of you lucky people will be too.

by **carkey** » Mon Jul 15, 2013 6:20 pm

GiveWarAChance wrote:I'll probably be watching the Evil Dead remake tomorrow. One of you lucky people will be too.

Oh boy! Love the original, hopefully it's good. Heard mixed reviews

by **GiveWarAChance** » Mon Jul 15, 2013 6:26 pm

carkey wrote:
Oh boy! Love the original, hopefully it's good. Heard mixed reviews

That's half the problem right there. People hold the original in such high regard that the remake will no way be able to hit people's insanely high expectations. I'm a big horror fan in general, so I'm sure I'll like it.

by **carkey** » Mon Jul 15, 2013 6:29 pm

GiveWarAChance wrote:That's half the problem right there. People hold the original in such high regard that the remake will no way be able to hit people's insanely high expectations. I'm a big horror fan in general, so I'm sure I'll like it.

Plus the original has that cult following. I heard this one is pretty freaking graphic. Being on the horror!!!!