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by StaticVic » Sun Jul 14, 2013 2:56 pm

GiveWarAChance wrote:Alien: This is the fuckin' American dream. This is my fuckin' dream, y'all! All this sheeyit! Look at my sheeyit! I got... I got SHORTS! Every fuckin' color. I got designer T-shirts! I got gold bullets. Motherfuckin' VAM-pires. I got Scarface. On repeat. SCARFACE ON REPEAT. Constant, y'all! I got Escape! Calvin Klein Escape! Mix it up with Calvin Klein Be. Smell nice? I SMELL NICE! That ain't a fuckin' bed; that's a fuckin' art piece. My fuckin' spaceship! U.S.S. Enterprise on this shit. I go to different planets on this motherfucker! Me and my fuckin' Franklins here, we take off. TAKE OFF! Look at my shit. Look at my shit! I got my blue Kool-Aid. I got my fuckin' NUN-CHUCKS. I got shurikens; I got different flavors. I got them sais. Look at that shit, I got sais. I got blades! Look at my sheeyit! This ain't nuttin', I got ROOMS of this shit! I got my dark tannin' oil... lay out by the pool, put on my dark tanning oil... I got machine guns... Look at this, look at this motherfucker here! Look at this motherfucker! Huh? A fucking army up in this shit!

by Vader » Sun Jul 14, 2013 3:05 pm

StaticVic wrote:
without a doubt the funniest part of the movie. remember when he sprayed himself with both colognes lol by that time i was on the ground rolling in laughter

by Arion » Sun Jul 14, 2013 10:47 pm

GiveWarAChance wrote:Spring Breakers

Y'all, that shit be all intellectual and shit.
What the fuck did I just watch?
I think it was an insanely long music video or a video montage sprinkled in with some horrible acting. I'm not quite sure. It could have been a Girls Gone Wild video with some killing.
The only person I liked in the whole film was James Franco's character. As soon as his characters shows up he takes over the film.
I was tempted to shut this movie off after 20 minutes. I stayed for the train wreck.

by GiveWarAChance » Sun Jul 14, 2013 10:51 pm

Arion wrote:
I like James Franco. I should see that movie.

by NotSuitableForHumans » Mon Jul 15, 2013 7:07 am

by carkey » Mon Jul 15, 2013 1:05 pm

by theflyingwaffle » Mon Jul 15, 2013 5:30 pm

GiveWarAChance wrote:No! No, you shouldn't. He's good but the movie is terrible.

by GiveWarAChance » Mon Jul 15, 2013 6:05 pm

theflyingwaffle wrote:
Based on the previews I had seen, it didn't really look like anything worth seeing anyway. It did however get a higher rating on rotten tomatoes than the "Evil Dead" remake. Has anyone seen that by any chance? I'm interested in knowing if it was any good.

by carkey » Mon Jul 15, 2013 6:20 pm

GiveWarAChance wrote:I'll probably be watching the Evil Dead remake tomorrow. One of you lucky people will be too.

by GiveWarAChance » Mon Jul 15, 2013 6:26 pm

carkey wrote:
Oh boy! Love the original, hopefully it's good. Heard mixed reviews

by carkey » Mon Jul 15, 2013 6:29 pm

GiveWarAChance wrote:That's half the problem right there. People hold the original in such high regard that the remake will no way be able to hit people's insanely high expectations. I'm a big horror fan in general, so I'm sure I'll like it.

by Sarahroo » Mon Jul 15, 2013 6:55 pm

by GiveWarAChance » Mon Jul 15, 2013 6:59 pm

Sarahroo wrote::twisted: I'm just hoping that it is at LEAST as good as Resident Evil Retribution

by Arion » Mon Jul 15, 2013 7:01 pm

GiveWarAChance wrote:No! No, you shouldn't. He's good but the movie is terrible.

by theflyingwaffle » Mon Jul 15, 2013 8:29 pm

GiveWarAChance wrote:I'll probably be watching the Evil Dead remake tomorrow. One of you lucky people will be too.