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Titty Bars

Postby MistaT » Thu Jul 18, 2013 8:39 pm

God, I love them places!! :lol:

Really try to stay away from them due to my habit of falling in love as soon as I enter the door, but I had met up with an old buddy of mine for lunch and he was like, "Y'know, I kinda want to go to a titty bar." Due to the lack of sex in my life I was immediately game. :oops:

We headed over to Emperors, probably the nicest place in town that is not out at the beach. It was daytime still, which was kinda weird, but there were still a good group of girls in there. Chatted it up with a big booty ho (seriously that thing was PHENOMENAL!! :shock: ) and a petite little girl that also had a nice rump for her size. Managed to only spend $100 bucks and $60 of that was on private dances, but had to duck out of there before my entire paycheck vanished.

It has probably been over a year since I been to one, but it was a good time.

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Re: Titty Bars

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Re: Titty Bars

Postby HNutz » Thu Jul 18, 2013 9:26 pm

Emperor's?!?

There's an Emperor's over here, near Tampa.

Common name, or are you in the neighborhood?

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Re: Titty Bars

Postby sdsichero » Thu Jul 18, 2013 9:30 pm

Oh I thought it was a new kind of candy bar

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Re: Titty Bars

Postby MistaT » Thu Jul 18, 2013 9:33 pm

HNutz wrote:Emperor's?!?

There's an Emperor's over here, near Tampa.

Common name, or are you in the neighborhood?


Nope, its the one here in Jax. They may have the same owner or something. One of the girls I was talking to said she was going down that way to dance for a few weeks at some clubs there.

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Re: Titty Bars

Postby MistaT » Thu Jul 18, 2013 9:36 pm

Keb wrote:http://www.theouthousers.com/forum/the-asylum/strip-clubs-t95703.html


:oops: :oops: :oops:

Didn't even think to search for a thread on the topic.

If somebody feels like merging the two they can or whatever. :smt102

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Re: Titty Bars

Postby Schlemmer » Fri Jul 19, 2013 7:56 am

Well, now we know what the T stands for

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Re: Titty Bars

Postby MistaT » Fri Jul 19, 2013 8:11 am

Schlemmer wrote:Well, now we know what the T stands for

:groucho:


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Re: Strip Clubs

Postby holtom2000 » Fri Jul 19, 2013 9:20 am

john lewis hawk wrote:I've been to them twice. I dated a stripper for a bit so I visited her a t work once. Mostly, just hung out with the bartender as I was 20 at the time and he got me free drinks without checking my id.

Then I had an ex who wanted to go to one. I got bored quickly but she was really turned on so I fucked her like crazy at the back of the place.

And that, son, was how you were conceived

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Re: Strip Clubs

Postby Bianco » Fri Jul 19, 2013 10:03 am

I have friends that are bartenders in clubs and I even dated a couple, it's fun if you don't take it to seriously.

Funny story i once convinced a girl on stage who was having arm pain l to tape an aspirin on her arm with a band-aid 'cause it would make the pain go away, i really sold it and sure enough 10 minutes later she's out with it saying her arm feels better

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Re: Strip Clubs

Postby The Old Doctor » Fri Jul 19, 2013 11:17 am

Bianco wrote:I have friends that are bartenders in clubs and I even dated a couple, it's fun if you don't take it to seriously.

Funny story i once convinced a girl on stage who was having arm pain l to tape an aspirin on her arm with a band-aid 'cause it would make the pain go away, i really sold it and sure enough 10 minutes later she's out with it saying her arm feels better


Well, goes to show, it's all about the looks and not the brains. Cause if they had brains, they would not be stripping... unless they get off on it and frustrating all those strange men... exhibitionist...
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Re: Strip Clubs

Postby achilles » Fri Jul 19, 2013 11:47 am

Cat-Scratch wrote:
Well, goes to show, it's all about the looks and not the brains. Cause if they had brains, they would not be stripping... unless they get off on it and frustrating all those strange men... exhibitionist...


I wouldn't know anything about any of this. Well, except that America has better strippers than Canada. But I of course have never been to one, being far too pure of heart and mind.
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Re: Strip Clubs

Postby Bianco » Fri Jul 19, 2013 11:58 am

Cat-Scratch wrote:
Well, goes to show, it's all about the looks and not the brains. Cause if they had brains, they would not be stripping... unless they get off on it and frustrating all those strange men... exhibitionist...


back when she was working, she was making 500-1500 a night, just working 3 days a week, that much money can burn away a lot of reservations about showing your boobies, at least to some.

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Re: Strip Clubs

Postby MistaT » Fri Jul 19, 2013 12:26 pm

Cat-Scratch wrote:
Well, goes to show, it's all about the looks and not the brains. Cause if they had brains, they would not be stripping... unless they get off on it and frustrating all those strange men... exhibitionist...



Bianco wrote:
back when she was working, she was making 500-1500 a night, just working 3 days a week, that much money can burn away a lot of reservations about showing your boobies, at least to some.



When you take into account the amount of money they make, if they have the looks and none of the inhibitions I would think it'd be a no brainer that its a very lucrative industry in which women (who are largely underpaid in other industries) can make a lot of money.

Having been married to a stripper I can tell you there are a lot more of these girls with brains than you think.

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Re: Strip Clubs

Postby Bianco » Fri Jul 19, 2013 12:29 pm

MistaT wrote:




When you take into account the amount of money they make, if they have the looks and none of the inhibitions I would think it'd be a no brainer that its a very lucrative industry in which women who are largely underpaid in other industries can make a lot of money.

Having been married to a stripper I can tell you there are a lot more of these girls with brains than you think.



just like any other job, you got smart ones and dumb ones,

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