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SDCC: Marvel Announces Avengers: Age of Ultron Movie

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LOLtron

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Postby LOLtron » Sat Jul 20, 2013 9:12 pm

SDCC: Marvel Announces Avengers: Age of Ultron Movie

Marvel just announced the title to the Avengers sequel.



Source: Twitter

Welp, this happened.  Marvel has formally announced that the second Avengers movie will be named Avengers: Age of Ultron.

Frankly, I don't know what the fuck is going on.  I'm incredibly drunk right now, and I'm not entirely convinced this isn't some sort of lucid nightmare.  

However, if this is real, Marvel just announced that they're making a movie based off of THE WORST MARVEL EVENT OF THE LAST DECADE.  

God willing, this is how the story pitch went:

Joss Whedon: Brian, why don't you tell me what happened in your comic event.

Brian Bendis (writer of Age of Ultron): Well, basically, we open to the Avengers hiding in a bunker.

Whedon: Nope.

Bendis: And then they travel to the Savage Land.

Whedon: Nope.

Bendis: And then Wolverine and Sue Storm travel to the past to stab Hank Pym.

Whedon: Nope, nope and nope.

Bendis: Then they return the future and see that Morgan Le Fay has taken over everything.

Whedon: The Arthurian villain?  Nope.

Bendis: So they go back in the past, and then Wolverine stabs himself.  Like twice.  And then everything goes back to normal.  Except there's a new redhead running around in next to no clothing.

Whedon: Fucking Christ, man.  This is the most unpenetrable comic I've ever heard of.  Did you even try on this thing?

Bendis: Nope.  

Whedon: Fuck it, I'm taking your title and I'll just make everything else up as I go along.

 

And on that note, I'm going to drink more beer.  



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superfictious

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Postby superfictious » Sat Jul 20, 2013 9:16 pm

Wha???
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Zechs

Outhouse Editor

Postby Zechs » Sat Jul 20, 2013 9:21 pm

Oh my. Oh my. They're gonna adapt THIS SCENE I know it:

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FUUUUUUUUUCCCCK!!!
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Grayson

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Postby Grayson » Sat Jul 20, 2013 9:24 pm

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McMonkey Nut

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Postby McMonkey Nut » Sat Jul 20, 2013 9:25 pm

Zechs wrote:Oh my. Oh my. They're gonna adapt THIS SCENE I know it:

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FUUUUUUUUUCCCCK!!!


FUCK YEAH!!! If that is not in the movie I will find Whedon and kick him right square in the ballsack!
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PhoenixEquinox

Peanut

Postby PhoenixEquinox » Sat Jul 20, 2013 9:26 pm

So this means Vin diesel is Ultron....right?
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Grayson

Outhouse Drafter

Postby Grayson » Sat Jul 20, 2013 9:37 pm

I think that it's safe to assume that this will be Age of Ultron in name only. In any case, Joss Whedon > Brian Michael Bendis, so this shouldn't even be in the same league as the comic.
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e_galston

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Postby e_galston » Sat Jul 20, 2013 9:49 pm

Grayson wrote:I think that it's safe to assume that this will be Age of Ultron in name only. In any case, Joss Whedon > Brian Michael Bendis, so this shouldn't even be in the same league as the comic.


there's no way they can adapt Age of Ultron without changing pretty much all of it, since two of the major characters can't be used in a Marvel movie..its just a title i'd guess...
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guitarsmashley

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Postby guitarsmashley » Sat Jul 20, 2013 9:51 pm

Well I mean it can't be any more boring than the first right?
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alaska1125

dINGO

Postby alaska1125 » Sat Jul 20, 2013 10:02 pm

guitarsmashley wrote:Well I mean it can't be any more boring than the first right?

Wait...the first Avengers movie, or the first Age of Ultron?
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syxxpakk

Wrasslin' Fan

Postby syxxpakk » Sat Jul 20, 2013 10:08 pm

Come on guys. The villain will be Ultron and the title is just a catchy way to reference a recent storyline.
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Zechs

Outhouse Editor

Postby Zechs » Sat Jul 20, 2013 10:22 pm

I'm just gonna bet it's gonna be more Ultron Unlimited than Age of Ultron. The later title sounds more appealing.
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fieldy snuts

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Postby fieldy snuts » Sat Jul 20, 2013 10:38 pm

PhoenixEquinox wrote:So this means Vin diesel is Ultron....right?


Wonder if Ultron will use the line "Ride or die" :lol:
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Lord Ice

Motherfucker from Hell

Postby Lord Ice » Sat Jul 20, 2013 10:53 pm

PhoenixEquinox wrote:So this means Vin diesel is Ultron....right?



Who better to play an unemotional character than an actor who has no emotional depth in his acting.

And in keeping with the action-less story of the same name, the first 2 hours will be a continuation of the Avengers eating dinner from the end scene of the first movie.
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HNutz

Silly French Man

Postby HNutz » Sat Jul 20, 2013 10:55 pm

Zechs wrote:I'm just gonna bet it's gonna be more Ultron Unlimited than Age of Ultron. The later title sounds more appealing.


That's what I'm hoping for.

Different (and hopefully better) story with the same name.

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