Beware The Subway Sandwich Artist

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Beware The Subway Sandwich Artist

Postby The Old Doctor » Tue Jul 23, 2013 10:54 am ... -872949339

Subway ‘Sandwich Artist’ Puts Penis on Bread, Posts Pic on Instagram

You'd think that, with the recent rash of news stories covering fast food employees getting canned for posting photos of themselves mishandling food to their social media accounts, other restaurant industry workers would arrive at the conclusion that following in their footsteps would be a bad move on their part.

And they have: Rather than following in the footsteps of the taco-licker and the Frosty-felcher, two Subway employees have decided to out-gross their predecessors.

In a pair of photos recently posted to Instagram, the two "Sandwich Artists" currently employed at the Tuttle Mall store in Dublin, Ohio, take health violations to a disturbing new level.

More info plus those other two stories at the link.

I think that this reaction posted at the link covers it -


Cheese... lettuce... tomato... penis... onion... mayo...

Wait, can I get boobs instead of penis?

"Why are you pointing your screwdrivers like that? They're scientific instruments, not water pistols."
"Oh, the pointing again! They're screwdrivers! What are you going to do? Assemble a cabinet at them?"
"Are you capable of speaking without flapping your hands about?"
""Timey" what? "Timey wimey"?"

IvCNuB4 wrote:The Old Doctor is Cat-Scratch ?
Well that explains a lot :lol:

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io9 wrote:What We Learned From Obsessively Studying The New Suicide Squad Footage - Toronto is a dark and dangerous place, full of menace.

This all could have been about Idris Elba &/or Scarlett Johansson


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