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by Schlemmer » Mon Aug 19, 2013 9:01 am

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by Schlemmer » Mon Aug 19, 2013 9:01 am

Motherfucker from Hell

by Lord Ice » Mon Aug 19, 2013 9:24 am

Schlemmer wrote:

Have a dog who used to do that. If you had to leave the table while eating, you had to protect the food or it'd be gone when you got back. :lol:

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by Lord Ice » Mon Aug 19, 2013 9:24 am

Schlemmer wrote:

Have a dog who used to do that. If you had to leave the table while eating, you had to protect the food or it'd be gone when you got back. :lol:

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by Schlemmer » Fri Aug 30, 2013 3:24 pm

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by Schlemmer » Fri Aug 30, 2013 3:24 pm

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by MistaT » Fri Aug 30, 2013 3:31 pm

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by MistaT » Fri Aug 30, 2013 3:31 pm

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by MistaT » Fri Aug 30, 2013 3:40 pm

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by MistaT » Fri Aug 30, 2013 3:40 pm

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by MistaT » Fri Aug 30, 2013 3:40 pm

Swedish Pinata of Death

by Bianco » Fri Aug 30, 2013 8:03 pm

Bruno

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by Bianco » Fri Aug 30, 2013 8:03 pm

Bruno

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by Arion » Sun Sep 01, 2013 8:08 pm

Lord Ice wrote:
Have a dog who used to do that. If you had to leave the table while eating, you had to protect the food or it'd be gone when you got back.

So eating was always like an adventure, eh?

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by Arion » Sun Sep 01, 2013 8:08 pm

Lord Ice wrote:
Have a dog who used to do that. If you had to leave the table while eating, you had to protect the food or it'd be gone when you got back.

So eating was always like an adventure, eh?

Everybody lies!

by GOSD » Sun Sep 01, 2013 9:00 pm

guitargod694 wrote:Dude, almost all dogs are awesome.

Bearing in mind of course that "any dog under 40 pounds is a cat. And cats are pointless."

Cats are cool!

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by GOSD » Sun Sep 01, 2013 9:00 pm

guitargod694 wrote:Dude, almost all dogs are awesome.

Bearing in mind of course that "any dog under 40 pounds is a cat. And cats are pointless."

Cats are cool!

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by guitarsmashley » Sun Sep 01, 2013 9:56 pm

GOSD wrote:
Cats are cool!

Mrs. Doom wont allow dogs in the house.

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by guitarsmashley » Sun Sep 01, 2013 9:56 pm

GOSD wrote:
Cats are cool!

Mrs. Doom wont allow dogs in the house.

doombug wrote:You really are the george carlin of the outhouse. that's fucking hilarious.

doombug wrote:and yeah, Yoni called it.

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by Arion » Mon Sep 02, 2013 1:30 pm

guitargod694 wrote:Dude, almost all dogs are awesome.

"

Oh yeah.

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by Arion » Mon Sep 02, 2013 1:30 pm

guitargod694 wrote:Dude, almost all dogs are awesome.

"

Oh yeah.

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by GOSD » Mon Sep 02, 2013 2:34 pm

guitarsmashley wrote:
Mrs. Doom wont allow dogs in the house.

Yep, they would scratch the hardwood floors.

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by GOSD » Mon Sep 02, 2013 2:34 pm

guitarsmashley wrote:
Mrs. Doom wont allow dogs in the house.

Yep, they would scratch the hardwood floors.

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by guitarsmashley » Mon Sep 02, 2013 7:36 pm

GOSD wrote:
Yep, they would scratch the hardwood floors.

So what you're saying is you're

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by guitarsmashley » Mon Sep 02, 2013 7:36 pm

GOSD wrote:
Yep, they would scratch the hardwood floors.

So what you're saying is you're

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doombug wrote:You really are the george carlin of the outhouse. that's fucking hilarious.

doombug wrote:and yeah, Yoni called it.

I feel like a condemned building with a brand new flag pole.
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by achilles » Sun Sep 15, 2013 7:03 am

So, my Buddy sings opera at us when he doesn't like something Max does. Which is most of the time. I assume it's the dog translation of the Italian lyrics of Fiddy's latest opus "I gonna f*ck you up (in da club)".

He also reads; whenever I bring home books from the library, he wanders over and uses his nose to flip through them. He must speed read though, since he does this in no time at all. And he shows a distinct preference for Dortmunder novels...

And just a few weeks ago, I was having a nice fish stew, (yes, I'm aware the words "nice" and "fish stew" don't normally go together, but this time it did), when Buddy disappeared. I have a glass-top table, and I'd noticed he'd gone outside for a few minutes, so I looked under the table.

Being the sociable sort, Buddy had evidently decided that he would join us. And since we hadn't given him any dinner, he supplied his own. A very large rat. Right under the table, inches from our shoes.

So, seriously awesome dog!