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Re: OUTHOUSE FANTASY FOOTBALL 2013

Postby superfictious » Fri Sep 06, 2013 12:59 am

S.F. Jude Terror wrote:Fucking goddamnit, Peyton Manning!


"Dang" is the correct football terminology, Jude.

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Re: OUTHOUSE FANTASY FOOTBALL 2013

Postby S.F. Jude Terror » Fri Sep 06, 2013 2:16 am

superfictious wrote:
"Dang" is the correct football terminology, Jude.


Dang actually means someone did something good or looks sexy with his shirt off. What Manning did was score 65 fucking points for Pasta Joes Meatballs. :x

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Re: OUTHOUSE FANTASY FOOTBALL 2013

Postby Amoebas » Fri Sep 06, 2013 5:45 am

Yeah - leaving Wes Welker on the bench - that was a good move for me in week 1. :smt011

And who drafted Ryan Seacrest? He caught more boos than Jacoby Jones caught footballs. I mean really - what the hell was he doing there? When did the fans of the NFL turn into a bunch of tweener girls?

And Peyton - personally, I have never liked the guy but... God Damn! That was impressive.

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Re: OUTHOUSE FANTASY FOOTBALL 2013

Postby guitarsmashley » Fri Sep 06, 2013 7:29 am

Amoebas wrote:Yeah - leaving Wes Welker on the bench - that was a good move for me in week 1. :smt011

And who drafted Ryan Seacrest? He caught more boos than Jacoby Jones caught footballs. I mean really - what the hell was he doing there? When did the fans of the NFL turn into a bunch of tweener girls?

And Peyton - personally, I have never liked the guy but... God Damn! That was impressive.


I appreciated it.
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Re: OUTHOUSE FANTASY FOOTBALL 2013

Postby guitarsmashley » Fri Sep 06, 2013 10:14 am

S.F. Jude Terror wrote:
who is that?



Willis Magahee
doombug wrote:You really are the george carlin of the outhouse. that's fucking hilarious.


doombug wrote:and yeah, Yoni called it. :drunk



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Re: OUTHOUSE FANTASY FOOTBALL 2013

Postby pastajoe » Fri Sep 06, 2013 4:52 pm

S.F. Jude Terror wrote:Dang actually means someone did something good or looks sexy with his shirt off. What Manning did was score 65 fucking points for Pasta Joes Meatballs. :x


Glad I let my man President Obama draft my team for me. When he found out who I was playing in week 1, he said, "I got this."

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Re: OUTHOUSE FANTASY FOOTBALL 2013

Postby S.F. Jude Terror » Fri Sep 06, 2013 5:53 pm

pastajoe wrote:
Glad I let my man President Obama draft my team for me. When he found out who I was playing in week 1, he said, "I got this."


:x :x :x :lol:
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Re: OUTHOUSE FANTASY FOOTBALL 2013

Postby guitarsmashley » Sun Sep 08, 2013 2:07 pm

Your tv aint all thats broken today.
doombug wrote:You really are the george carlin of the outhouse. that's fucking hilarious.


doombug wrote:and yeah, Yoni called it. :drunk



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Re: OUTHOUSE FANTASY FOOTBALL 2013

Postby guitarsmashley » Mon Sep 23, 2013 10:45 pm

2 games came down to the wire tonight. Jude won his by .9 on a McFadden TD run and I lost mine by .75 fucking fantasy football man.
doombug wrote:You really are the george carlin of the outhouse. that's fucking hilarious.


doombug wrote:and yeah, Yoni called it. :drunk



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Re: OUTHOUSE FANTASY FOOTBALL 2013

Postby Amoebas » Tue Sep 24, 2013 6:20 am

I have a good team - I just play teams that have killer weeks.

(in other words - my team stinks).

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Re: OUTHOUSE FANTASY FOOTBALL 2013

Postby ThirtyFiveMinutesAgo » Wed Sep 25, 2013 11:01 pm

I'm lucky to be 2-1 after auto-drafting Zach Sudfeld and the 49ers DEF with picks 56 & 57. Thank you, KC DEF!

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Re: OUTHOUSE FANTASY FOOTBALL 2013

Postby guitarsmashley » Thu Sep 26, 2013 10:52 am

This week it's me and Jude and everything is on the line.
doombug wrote:You really are the george carlin of the outhouse. that's fucking hilarious.


doombug wrote:and yeah, Yoni called it. :drunk



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Re: OUTHOUSE FANTASY FOOTBALL 2013

Postby Mr. Log » Sun Sep 29, 2013 9:37 pm

I playing in four leagues this year. This week, I won three of them. But not here. Noooooo. Not only did I lose here, I got utterly trashed and spit upon.

So, this is what the Giants feel like. :cry:

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Re: OUTHOUSE FANTASY FOOTBALL 2013

Postby guitarsmashley » Sun Sep 29, 2013 9:39 pm

Log-Man wrote:I playing in four leagues this year. This week, I won three of them. But not here. Noooooo. Not only did I lose here, I got utterly trashed and spit upon.

So, this is what the Giants feel like. :cry:


Yeah, if it makes you feel any better I wrecked Judes butthole.
doombug wrote:You really are the george carlin of the outhouse. that's fucking hilarious.


doombug wrote:and yeah, Yoni called it. :drunk



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Re: OUTHOUSE FANTASY FOOTBALL 2013

Postby Mr. Log » Sun Sep 29, 2013 9:42 pm

guitarsmashley wrote:
Yeah, if it makes you feel any better I wrecked Judes butthole.


Somehow, I do feel better :-D

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