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LAX Shootings

Postby achilles » Fri Nov 01, 2013 1:19 pm

So, there was a shooting at LAX. Seems someone managed to sneak a rifle or something through security, which seemed kinda lax. Details are sketchy at the moment, with either one person killed, or no one killed, depending on where you check. The shooter or shooters are maybe sorta in custody.

But, just to reassure everyone, the Mythbusters are okay. And they tweeted about it quite a bit.
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Re: LAX Shootings

Postby S.F. Jude Terror » Fri Nov 01, 2013 1:21 pm

How the hell do you sneak a rifle past TSA?

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Re: LAX Shootings

Postby achilles » Fri Nov 01, 2013 1:24 pm

S.F. Jude Terror wrote:How the hell do you sneak a rifle past TSA?


In the open. I hear they mostly look for little kids to grope, elderly people in wheelchairs to harass, and in a few cases hot chick to feel up. As long as you're not one of those, you're good.
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Re: LAX Shootings

Postby Thunderstorm » Fri Nov 01, 2013 1:25 pm

Suspect is an off-duty TSA agent.

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Re: LAX Shootings

Postby Thunderstorm » Fri Nov 01, 2013 1:26 pm

S.F. Jude Terror wrote:How the hell do you sneak a rifle past TSA?


They didn't. They just went TO the checkpoint and opened fire. Now we will need checkpoints before the checkpoint.

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Re: LAX Shootings

Postby guitarsmashley » Fri Nov 01, 2013 1:35 pm

It's not a surprise that things like this happen when it's legal to kill babies.- Every other comment on news sites.
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Re: LAX Shootings

Postby achilles » Fri Nov 01, 2013 1:37 pm

I just thank God that Torri and Grant are all right. After all, we still need someone to expose themselves to a lethal dose of gamma radiation to see if they turn into the Hulk. That's myth that needs to be explored.
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Re: LAX Shootings

Postby Punchy » Fri Nov 01, 2013 1:37 pm

Thunderstorm wrote:
They didn't. They just went TO the checkpoint and opened fire. Now we will need checkpoints before the checkpoint.


The checkpoint before the checkpoint is making guns illegal.

: opens floodgates :

: leaves this thread forever :

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Re: LAX Shootings

Postby Thunderstorm » Fri Nov 01, 2013 1:40 pm

Punchy wrote:
The checkpoint before the checkpoint is making guns illegal.

:opens floodgates:

:leaves this thread forever:

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This wouldn't happen if we were allowed to have guns on planes.

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Re: LAX Shootings

Postby Lord Ice » Fri Nov 01, 2013 2:15 pm

achilles wrote:
In the open. I hear they mostly look for little kids to grope, elderly people in wheelchairs to harass, and in a few cases hot chick to feel up. As long as you're not one of those, you're good.

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