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Re: yoga pants vs. leggings

Postby guitarsmashley » Wed Nov 13, 2013 4:51 pm

So Jeremy wants to see the moose knuckle all the time.
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Re: yoga pants vs. leggings

Postby Pink_Orchid » Wed Nov 13, 2013 5:39 pm

guitarsmashley wrote:So Jeremy wants to see the moose knuckle all the time.


I believe moose knuckle is for guys, for chicks it's camel toe.

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Re: yoga pants vs. leggings

Postby The Old Doctor » Wed Nov 13, 2013 6:11 pm

guitarsmashley wrote:So Jeremy wants to see the moose knuckle all the time.


Black_Orchid wrote:I believe moose knuckle is for guys, for chicks it's camel toe.


:shock:

So this is really about Jeremy wearing the yoga pants or leggings?

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Re: yoga pants vs. leggings

Postby Pink_Orchid » Wed Nov 13, 2013 6:31 pm

Cat-Scratch wrote:


:shock:

So this is really about Jeremy wearing the yoga pants or leggings?

THE CROTCH LIVES!!!


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Re: yoga pants vs. leggings

Postby jeremy » Wed Nov 13, 2013 6:31 pm

:lol:


Well, really the simple fact was, I find her quite attractive and like to look at her, she often wore tights b/c she grew up in dance and liked them. I would be happy with any type of stetchy tight pants that are comfy. I think if she has comfy clothes to throw on that I also find sexy, it's a win win and much better than old baggy sweats. But if we want to be serious, in the end, it won't matter to me what she wears.

Also, those thinking I am telling anyone what to wear. C'mon son. If I could order her around, I would have had ice cream after dinner the other night when I told her to go get me some. Instead I only got "the look" for being too full of myself. Sometimes, if I'm lucky, the kids will listen to me (probably b/c she is standing behind me giving them 'the look').

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Re: yoga pants vs. leggings

Postby The Old Doctor » Wed Nov 13, 2013 6:41 pm

jeremy wrote::lol:


Well, really the simple fact was, I find her quite attractive and like to look at her, she often wore tights b/c she grew up in dance and liked them. I would be happy with any type of stetchy tight pants that are comfy. I think if she has comfy clothes to throw on that I also find sexy, it's a win win and much better than old baggy sweats. But if we want to be serious, in the end, it won't matter to me what she wears.

Also, those thinking I am telling anyone what to wear. C'mon son. If I could order her around, I would have had ice cream after dinner the other night when I told her to go get me some. Instead I only got "the look" for being too full of myself. Sometimes, if I'm lucky, the kids will listen to me (probably b/c she is standing behind me giving them 'the look').


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Re: yoga pants vs. leggings

Postby ~Alima~ » Wed Nov 13, 2013 9:04 pm

THIS was very entertaining. It made me smile after a action packed day at work.

I think Keb's answer is the winner since it actually answers the question :D
I do have nice calves. I haven't danced all my life to have unshapely sticks.

And my sweatpants aren't the normal sweat pants :smt011 They are yoga style too, just thicker.
Just as long as he wears the nice undergarments for me, I'll wear anything he asks :-)
Hasn't anyone here ever worn something for someone else? I like being attractive to my guy. It makes me feel good when I get an ogling eye or 3.

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Re: yoga pants vs. leggings

Postby The Old Doctor » Wed Nov 13, 2013 9:15 pm

~Alima~ wrote:THIS was very entertaining. It made me smile after a action packed day at work.

I think Keb's answer is the winner since it actually answers the question :D
I do have nice calves. I haven't danced all my life to have unshapely sticks.

And my sweatpants aren't the normal sweat pants :smt011 They are yoga style too, just thicker.
Just as long as he wears the nice undergarments for me, I'll wear anything he asks :-)
Hasn't anyone here ever worn something for someone else? I like being attractive to my guy. It makes me feel good when I get an ogling eye or 3.


HE HAS THREE EYES?!?!?!

HE DOESN'T ALWAYS WEAR NICE UNDERWEAR?!?!
"Why are you pointing your screwdrivers like that? They're scientific instruments, not water pistols."
"Oh, the pointing again! They're screwdrivers! What are you going to do? Assemble a cabinet at them?"
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""Timey" what? "Timey wimey"?"

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Re: yoga pants vs. leggings

Postby Keb » Thu Nov 14, 2013 1:22 am

~Alima~ wrote:I think Keb's answer is the winner since it actually answers the question :D
I do have nice calves. I haven't danced all my life to have unshapely sticks.

I am a calf elitist.

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Re: yoga pants vs. leggings

Postby Lord Simian » Thu Nov 14, 2013 8:46 am

Black_Orchid wrote:
I believe moose knuckle is for guys, for chicks it's camel toe.


No, I believe moose knuckle is the extreme version of camel toe. "That's not just camel toe, that's a full on moose knuckle!"
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Re: yoga pants vs. leggings

Postby The Old Doctor » Thu Nov 14, 2013 11:45 am

Lord Simian wrote:
No, I believe moose knuckle is the extreme version of camel toe. "That's not just camel toe, that's a full on moose knuckle!"


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"Why are you pointing your screwdrivers like that? They're scientific instruments, not water pistols."
"Oh, the pointing again! They're screwdrivers! What are you going to do? Assemble a cabinet at them?"
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Re: yoga pants vs. leggings

Postby Pink_Orchid » Thu Nov 14, 2013 12:03 pm

Lord Simian wrote:
No, I believe moose knuckle is the extreme version of camel toe. "That's not just camel toe, that's a full on moose knuckle!"


Urban dictionary disagrees. By 2-to-1.

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=moose%20knuckle

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Re: yoga pants vs. leggings

Postby Keb » Thu Nov 14, 2013 12:37 pm

I just got a dirty look from a girl wearing tights because I was checkin her. :smt011

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