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[guitarsmashley]

So Jeremy wants to see the moose knuckle all the time.

[Black_Orchid]

So Jeremy wants to see the moose knuckle all the time.

I believe moose knuckle is for guys, for chicks it's camel toe.

[The Old Doctor]

So Jeremy wants to see the moose knuckle all the time.

I believe moose knuckle is for guys, for chicks it's camel toe.

So this is really about Jeremy wearing the yoga pants or leggings?

THE CROTCH LIVES!!!

[Black_Orchid]

So this is really about Jeremy wearing the yoga pants or leggings?

THE CROTCH LIVES!!!

[jeremy]

Well, really the simple fact was, I find her quite attractive and like to look at her, she often wore tights b/c she grew up in dance and liked them. I would be happy with any type of stetchy tight pants that are comfy. I think if she has comfy clothes to throw on that I also find sexy, it's a win win and much better than old baggy sweats. But if we want to be serious, in the end, it won't matter to me what she wears.

Also, those thinking I am telling anyone what to wear. C'mon son. If I could order her around, I would have had ice cream after dinner the other night when I told her to go get me some. Instead I only got "the look" for being too full of myself. Sometimes, if I'm lucky, the kids will listen to me (probably b/c she is standing behind me giving them 'the look').

[The Old Doctor]

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Well, really the simple fact was, I find her quite attractive and like to look at her, she often wore tights b/c she grew up in dance and liked them. I would be happy with any type of stetchy tight pants that are comfy. I think if she has comfy clothes to throw on that I also find sexy, it's a win win and much better than old baggy sweats. But if we want to be serious, in the end, it won't matter to me what she wears.

Also, those thinking I am telling anyone what to wear. C'mon son. If I could order her around, I would have had ice cream after dinner the other night when I told her to go get me some. Instead I only got "the look" for being too full of myself. Sometimes, if I'm lucky, the kids will listen to me (probably b/c she is standing behind me giving them 'the look').

Women are not owned by men, but own the men and in so many ways.

[~Alima~]

THIS was very entertaining. It made me smile after a action packed day at work.

I think Keb's answer is the winner since it actually answers the question
I do have nice calves. I haven't danced all my life to have unshapely sticks.

And my sweatpants aren't the normal sweat pants They are yoga style too, just thicker.
Just as long as he wears the nice undergarments for me, I'll wear anything he asks
Hasn't anyone here ever worn something for someone else? I like being attractive to my guy. It makes me feel good when I get an ogling eye or 3.

[The Old Doctor]

THIS was very entertaining. It made me smile after a action packed day at work.

I think Keb's answer is the winner since it actually answers the question
I do have nice calves. I haven't danced all my life to have unshapely sticks.

And my sweatpants aren't the normal sweat pants They are yoga style too, just thicker.
Just as long as he wears the nice undergarments for me, I'll wear anything he asks
Hasn't anyone here ever worn something for someone else? I like being attractive to my guy. It makes me feel good when I get an ogling eye or 3.

HE HAS THREE EYES?!?!?!

HE DOESN'T ALWAYS WEAR NICE UNDERWEAR?!?!

[Keb]

I think Keb's answer is the winner since it actually answers the question
I do have nice calves. I haven't danced all my life to have unshapely sticks.

I am a calf elitist.

[Lord Simian]

I believe moose knuckle is for guys, for chicks it's camel toe.

No, I believe moose knuckle is the extreme version of camel toe. "That's not just camel toe, that's a full on moose knuckle!"

[The Old Doctor]

No, I believe moose knuckle is the extreme version of camel toe. "That's not just camel toe, that's a full on moose knuckle!"

moose knuckle via google image search -

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camel toe via google image search -

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But then there was this that popped up... no pun I swear!

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And this -

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[Black_Orchid]

No, I believe moose knuckle is the extreme version of camel toe. "That's not just camel toe, that's a full on moose knuckle!"

Urban dictionary disagrees. By 2-to-1.

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=moose%20knuckle

[Keb]

I just got a dirty look from a girl wearing tights because I was checkin her.