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Somebody's Getting Married at Marvel in April

Postby LOLtron » Mon Dec 30, 2013 11:38 am

Somebody's Getting Married at Marvel in April

A new series of teasers promises a wedding at the House of Ideas.




Marvel has been sending out wedding invitation teasers to sites like Newsrama today, advertising some kind of wedding in April. The teaser shows a puzzle piece with a bunch of Marvel characters on it, as well as a smear of blood and the phrase "You are cordially invited" and the April 2014 date. There's no information available yet on who will be involved in the nuptials, but some recent comments from Amazing X-Men scribe Jason Aaron may shed some light on the matter.

"I can't wait for my big day!" the swooning comic book writer was heard to squeal to his friends when the teaser was first revealed. "And even more importantly, for the big night, if you know what I mean..."

"Oh girl!" replied fellow writer Rick Remender, reportedly. "You so nasty!"

Could this be true?

"I'm not saying you're right," said a manic Marvel Editor in Chief Axel Alonso, refusing to confirm or deny the rumors that Aaron would finally be marrying his longtime love interest, Wolverine, in April. "But if you are, it would mark the first marriage between a writer and a fictional character in the history of comics. It's sure to change the face of the Marvel Universe for years to come!"

Alonso excused himself to go and talk to USA Today. At press time, Jason Aaron was seen flipping through multiple binders full of wedding dresses and decor ideas that he had compiled over the course of several years while singing "Here comes the bride, bub." Here's the teaser, which we expect we'll see more of in the coming days:



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Marvel Wedding

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Re: Marvel Wedding

Postby Chesscub » Mon Dec 30, 2013 11:41 am

That ages characters! :smt013

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Re: Marvel Wedding

Postby outsider » Mon Dec 30, 2013 11:43 am

Death at a Wedding...?

How will DC respond? Death at Birth? Death at a Funeral?
Deady-Dead Death Death!!
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Re: Marvel Wedding

Postby BubbaKanoosh » Mon Dec 30, 2013 11:46 am

That's not blood, that the jelly filling from the wedding cake.
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Re: Marvel Wedding

Postby IvCNuB4 » Mon Dec 30, 2013 11:48 am

In the DCU there's a "No Marriage" Rule.
In the MU you can get married but ...
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Re: Marvel Wedding

Postby outsider » Mon Dec 30, 2013 11:55 am

They need to have a D-lister wedding.
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Re: Marvel Wedding

Postby nietoperz » Mon Dec 30, 2013 11:58 am

The Watcher gets married and then killed, maybe?
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Re: Marvel Wedding

Postby sdsichero » Mon Dec 30, 2013 12:30 pm

outsider wrote:Death at a Wedding...?

How will DC respond? Death at Birth? Death at a Funeral?
Deady-Dead Death Death!!


Either a wedding in a refrigerator or some Crisis wedding.
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Re: Marvel Wedding

Postby sdsichero » Mon Dec 30, 2013 12:31 pm

nietoperz wrote:The Watcher gets married and then killed, maybe?


He just watches, he never asked. Someone else I think.
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Postby e_galston » Mon Dec 30, 2013 12:46 pm

i'm guessing Thor, there are Asgardians saluting... including Odin...
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Postby sdsichero » Mon Dec 30, 2013 12:53 pm

BubbaKanoosh wrote:That's not blood, that the jelly filling from the wedding cake.


Stupid intern from layout again :smt013
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Re: Marvel Wedding

Postby sdsichero » Mon Dec 30, 2013 12:56 pm

e_galston wrote:i'm guessing Thor, there are Asgardians saluting... including Odin...


The Asgardian-related folk seem to be the most enthusiastic.

I'm happy to see Agents of Atlas are not forgotten.
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Re: Marvel Wedding

Postby e_galston » Mon Dec 30, 2013 12:59 pm

Looks like Wanda and Simon are back by April...
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Re: Marvel Wedding

Postby outsider » Mon Dec 30, 2013 1:21 pm

I see Astra & some other Shi'Ar Imperial Guardsmen.
Did Ronan & Crystal ever get re-married?
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