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Re: Tasteless Jokes

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Laughing So Hard My Sombrero Falls Off And I Drop My Taco

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Re: Tasteless Jokes

Postby Schlemmer » Fri Apr 10, 2015 5:27 pm

What's long and hard and full of semen?

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a submarine

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Re: Tasteless Jokes

Postby Schlemmer » Fri Apr 10, 2015 5:28 pm

What's the difference between your wife and your job?

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In five years, your job will still suck

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Re: Tasteless Jokes

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Re: Tasteless Jokes

Postby Karl Cook » Wed Jul 08, 2015 1:25 pm

Scientists have found a way to combine Viagra with Prozac... so if you can't have a fuck, you don't give a fuck.
I used to own a Border Collie. Now, I think the Border Collie owns me.

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Re: Tasteless Jokes

Postby Karl Cook » Wed Jul 08, 2015 1:26 pm

Q. What's the difference between pink and purple?

A. The grip.
I used to own a Border Collie. Now, I think the Border Collie owns me.

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Re: Tasteless Jokes

Postby Karl Cook » Wed Jul 08, 2015 1:27 pm

Necrophilia: The urge to crack open a cold one.
I used to own a Border Collie. Now, I think the Border Collie owns me.

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