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by Schlemmer » Wed Jun 12, 2013 12:00 pm

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by Schlemmer » Wed Jun 12, 2013 12:00 pm

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by Schlemmer » Thu Jan 02, 2014 3:35 pm

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by Schlemmer » Thu Jan 02, 2014 3:35 pm

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by Schlemmer » Wed Feb 26, 2014 6:02 pm

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by Schlemmer » Wed Feb 26, 2014 6:02 pm

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by Schlemmer » Mon Jun 30, 2014 4:20 pm

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by Schlemmer » Mon Jun 30, 2014 4:20 pm

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by Schlemmer » Tue Jul 29, 2014 3:56 pm

Laughing So Hard My Sombrero Falls Off And I Drop My Taco

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by Schlemmer » Tue Jul 29, 2014 3:56 pm

Laughing So Hard My Sombrero Falls Off And I Drop My Taco

Rain Partier

by Schlemmer » Fri Apr 10, 2015 5:27 pm

What's long and hard and full of semen?

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a submarine

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by Schlemmer » Fri Apr 10, 2015 5:27 pm

What's long and hard and full of semen?

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a submarine

Rain Partier

by Schlemmer » Fri Apr 10, 2015 5:28 pm

What's the difference between your wife and your job?

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In five years, your job will still suck

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by Schlemmer » Fri Apr 10, 2015 5:28 pm

What's the difference between your wife and your job?

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In five years, your job will still suck

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by Schlemmer » Wed Jul 08, 2015 10:46 am

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by Schlemmer » Wed Jul 08, 2015 10:46 am

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by Karl Cook » Wed Jul 08, 2015 1:25 pm

Scientists have found a way to combine Viagra with Prozac... so if you can't have a fuck, you don't give a fuck.

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by Karl Cook » Wed Jul 08, 2015 1:25 pm

Scientists have found a way to combine Viagra with Prozac... so if you can't have a fuck, you don't give a fuck.

I used to own a Border Collie. Now, I think the Border Collie owns me.

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by Karl Cook » Wed Jul 08, 2015 1:26 pm

Q. What's the difference between pink and purple?

A. The grip.

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by Karl Cook » Wed Jul 08, 2015 1:26 pm

Q. What's the difference between pink and purple?

A. The grip.

I used to own a Border Collie. Now, I think the Border Collie owns me.

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by Karl Cook » Wed Jul 08, 2015 1:27 pm

Necrophilia: The urge to crack open a cold one.

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by Karl Cook » Wed Jul 08, 2015 1:27 pm

Necrophilia: The urge to crack open a cold one.

I used to own a Border Collie. Now, I think the Border Collie owns me.

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by Schlemmer » Tue Sep 15, 2015 9:27 am

So a priest, a pedophile, and a rapist walk into a bar

and he orders a drink

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by Schlemmer » Tue Sep 15, 2015 9:27 am

So a priest, a pedophile, and a rapist walk into a bar

and he orders a drink

rubber spoon

by DarthEwok » Tue Sep 15, 2015 10:21 am

A doctor, a lawyer, and a priest are on an airliner that is going down and is about to crash. There are only three parachutes on the plane so they grab them.

As they are about to jump out of the plane, the doctor asks, "What about the women and children?"

The lawyer says, "Fuck 'em."

The priest says, "Do we have time?"