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Exclusive: New Marvel NOW! Teaser Heralds Return of Kaare Andrews' Infamous Weapon (NSFW)

Postby LOLtron » Tue Jan 07, 2014 5:58 pm

Exclusive: New Marvel NOW! Teaser Heralds Return of Kaare Andrews' Infamous Weapon (NSFW)

The Outhouse has the scoop on the All New Marvel NOW! 'Weapon' teaser featuring Kaare Andrews (with pic)!



Source: Press Release

Marvel sent out another one of those goddamn single word on a black background All New Marvel NOW! teasers again today, this one featuring the word WEAPON and the name Kaare Andrews. Other sites are speculating on what the series could be about. Something to do with Weapon X? Wolverine? A literal weapon? They're all wrong. The Outhouse knows how to decode these things, and so we know exactly what this series will be about. It's the long awaited return of the most infamous "weapon" Andrews has ever drawn...

 

 

SPOILERS BELOW...

 

 

 

ARE YOU SURE YOU WANT TO KNOW?

 

 

 

YOU CAN'T UNSEE THIS....

 

 

 

That's right, its Peter Parker's peen from Andrews' Spider-Man: Reign series. Image courtesy of The Beat, where this reporter goes for all his superhero genital needs.

You're welcome.

Somewhat anti-climactically, here's the actual teaser:



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Re: Exclusive: New Marvel NOW! Teaser Heralds Return of Kaar

Postby Supersoldier Washout » Tue Jan 07, 2014 8:23 pm

I'm gonna say X-23.

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Re: Exclusive: New Marvel NOW! Teaser Heralds Return of Kaar

Postby IvCNuB4 » Tue Jan 07, 2014 8:34 pm

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Re: Exclusive: New Marvel NOW! Teaser Heralds Return of Kaar

Postby Draco x » Tue Jan 07, 2014 11:48 pm

Something related to Wolverine obviously.

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Re: Exclusive: New Marvel NOW! Teaser Heralds Return of Kaar

Postby Zero » Wed Jan 08, 2014 1:55 am

Iron Fist?

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Postby oogy » Wed Jan 08, 2014 7:53 am

Draco x wrote:Something related to Wolverine obviously.

Obviously.
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Re: Exclusive: New Marvel NOW! Teaser Heralds Return of Kaar

Postby Juan Cena » Wed Jan 08, 2014 9:01 am

Alpha Flight (i.e. Weapon Alpha)?

You Marvel couldn't take Justice League Canada lying down forever, y'know. :lol:
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Re: Exclusive: New Marvel NOW! Teaser Heralds Return of Kaar

Postby HNutz » Wed Jan 08, 2014 9:50 am

Something with the Immortal Weapons from Iron Fist?

Eh, probably not.

HOWEVER, with the Netflix series on the way, Marvel will probably do something with all of those characters pretty soon.

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Postby guitarsmashley » Wed Jan 08, 2014 10:27 am

The staff must still be asleep. I zoomed over hear to look for a headline about the rejoicing that a book teased as weapon will not include wolverine...for at least the first issue.
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Re: Exclusive: New Marvel NOW! Teaser Heralds Return of Kaar

Postby HNutz » Wed Jan 08, 2014 10:28 am

Zero wrote:Iron Fist?


Yup.

Marvel, via Hero Complex, has revealed artwork for the first issue of All-New Marvel NOW! Iron Fist #1. Kaare Kyle Andrews will be writing, penciling, inking, coloring and doing the covers for the series that he describes as “a bloody, revenge-fueled martial arts epic.”


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More at the link.

http://comics-x-aminer.com/2014/01/08/new-iron-fist-monthly-series-announced/



But my logic was sound.

HNutz wrote:Something with the Immortal Weapons from Iron Fist?

Eh, probably not.

HOWEVER, with the Netflix series on the way, Marvel will probably do something with all of those characters pretty soon.

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Re: Exclusive: New Marvel NOW! Teaser Heralds Return of Kaar

Postby S.F. Jude Terror » Wed Jan 08, 2014 11:00 am

guitarsmashley wrote:The staff must still be asleep. I zoomed over hear to look for a headline about the rejoicing that a book teased as weapon will not include wolverine...for at least the first issue.


I'm just waking up.

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Re: Exclusive: New Marvel NOW! Teaser Heralds Return of Kaar

Postby Johnny Smith » Wed Jan 08, 2014 11:08 am

Weapon ... Z !!! :P

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Postby guitarsmashley » Wed Jan 08, 2014 11:34 am

S.F. Jude Terror wrote:
I'm just waking up.


It's the shoddy staff writer that blames things like sleep.
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