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Grayson

Outhouse Drafter

Postby Grayson » Mon Mar 10, 2014 2:45 pm

Buff Bagwell wrote:John Cena: “I don’t think he’s a Rock, I don’t think he is a Sting, I don’t think he is a Goldberg, I don’t think he is a Stone Cold. But I think he’s bigger than a Buff Bagwell. I really do. Now mainly because of the way they’ve pushed him I give him credit than being bigger than me. When you lay out the facts, no he’s not as big as The Rock, no he’s not as big as Stone Cold, no he’s not as big as these other guys I’m talking about. Then again, you give me the same push I think I would be just as big as John Cena. He’s not that cornerstone guy. He’s not that super mega superstar that The Rock has become. He’s not that super mega superstar Stone Cold had become. He’s just WWE’s number one guy and with a little bit of help, a lot of guys could be that guy. He’s just got the look, he’s got the ability, and he was at the right place at the right time to be their poster child.”

CM Punk: “He’s too small. That’s why they kept him and The Rock as far apart as they could until they had to wrestle because when you really stand Rock against CM Punk in the ring. They just don’t look like it fits. You’ve got a 260 pound guy in The Rock down to a buck 80-85 CM Punk. Nothing against being a buck 85 but you know TNA’s got a division called the X Division for guys like that. I think that’s a good thing to have, but as far as being the World Heavyweight Champion CM Punk should not be. He’s not big enough, he don’t look the part. He’s heard, I bet if you ask him and he told the truth, he’s heard a million times wow you’re not as big as I thought you were. That’s not good for Pro Wrestling. You’ve gotta be big you know? to make it believable, to make it more realistic. I don’t think he’s that. He just doesn’t carry that kind of power.”


First of all, what the fuck does Marcus Alexander Bagwell know about anything? The guy is talking out of his ass. Bagwell debuted when, 1990? 1991? He clearly views himself as being one of those bigger guys that he is so fond of but what is his biggest accomplishment in the business? Six instantly forgettable runs as a WCW Tag Team Champion with 5 different partners? The guy is was a joke and he clearly still is.

Second, his thoughts on CM Punk are embarassing and exactly the archaic way of thinking that the fans have been so adamantly rebelling against lately. Clearly the fans want to see guys like CM Punk and Daniel Bryan more than they want to see a couple of juiced up idiots do the same 3 or 4 moves on each other night in and night out. They sure as hell aren't hijacking RAW to chant Buff Bagwell's name each week.
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GLX

Outhouse Editor

Postby GLX » Mon Mar 10, 2014 4:47 pm

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fieldy snuts

Rain Partier

Postby fieldy snuts » Mon Mar 10, 2014 6:05 pm

Zack's still in WWE? Forgot the last time I even saw him :(
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GLX

Outhouse Editor

Postby GLX » Mon Mar 10, 2014 6:12 pm

fieldy snuts wrote:Zack's still in WWE? Forgot the last time I even saw him :(


The only times I've heard about him being on air is when he's jobbing.
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The_Phenomenal_Sage

Wrasslin' Fan

Postby The_Phenomenal_Sage » Mon Mar 10, 2014 6:49 pm

watching this rewind of Raw, and realizing that Bryan is essentially feuding with Triple H, Randy Orton and Batista, an Evolution reunion to give us Bryan vs. Evolution summer.

I did hear that Batista vs. Bryan for the title was one of the SummerSlam possibilities.
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Zechs

Outhouse Editor

Postby Zechs » Mon Mar 10, 2014 9:15 pm

Well this helps Batista out now. He can fully get a ten minute break while Orton and Bryan wrestle in the main event. :P
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fieldy snuts

Rain Partier

Postby fieldy snuts » Mon Mar 10, 2014 9:52 pm

Is this the first time Sign Guy has entered the ring? You know, the guy with the signs that cycle through depending on who's in the ring at the time.

He was part of the Yes Movement :lol:
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Zechs

Outhouse Editor

Postby Zechs » Mon Mar 10, 2014 10:15 pm

Well Batista has gotten his breaks down to five minutes. A NEW RECORD.
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fieldy snuts

Rain Partier

Postby fieldy snuts » Tue Mar 11, 2014 1:43 am

Just rewatched Lockdown in perpetual fast forward. Magnus has killed the titles value despite how excited i was for him to finally be getting a legit run.

Rather than turning bully face I feel the better option would be to blow up the title hunt as reasoning for doing so: getting Dixie out of there takes away Magnus' protection and thus the title is fair game to anyone. simple and logical way to explain Bully's double cross.

Seeing a guy going by the name Bully as a face just seems dirty and as fake as his last face run went...especially as a few weeks ago he was about setting Anderson on fire :lol:

Evan Meadow

Motherfucker from Hell

Postby Evan Meadow » Tue Mar 11, 2014 6:17 am

fieldy snuts wrote:Is this the first time Sign Guy has entered the ring? You know, the guy with the signs that cycle through depending on who's in the ring at the time.

He was part of the Yes Movement :lol:


I was too busy trying to count how many female wrestling fans were part of the that crowd. Before they swelled, I only saw 3.
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Punchy

Staff Writer

Postby Punchy » Tue Mar 11, 2014 8:14 am

fieldy snuts wrote:Just rewatched Lockdown in perpetual fast forward. Magnus has killed the titles value despite how excited i was for him to finally be getting a legit run.

Rather than turning bully face I feel the better option would be to blow up the title hunt as reasoning for doing so: getting Dixie out of there takes away Magnus' protection and thus the title is fair game to anyone. simple and logical way to explain Bully's double cross.

Seeing a guy going by the name Bully as a face just seems dirty and as fake as his last face run went...especially as a few weeks ago he was about setting Anderson on fire :lol:


Yeah, but Magnus being a crappy undeserving Paper Champion is the storyline. I'm actually pleasantly surprised by how far he and TNA have been willing to go to make him look like shit.

When you compare him to Orton, WWE have kind of half-assed it with his not deserving to be champion. He always needs interference or shenanigans to beat Bryan, but at TLC and Royal Rumble he beat Cena pretty much clean, the same for Big Show really.
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S.F. Jude Terror

OMCTO

Postby S.F. Jude Terror » Tue Mar 11, 2014 8:40 am

God, is anyone else sick of Daniel Bryan?










































:P
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Punchy

Staff Writer

Postby Punchy » Tue Mar 11, 2014 9:29 am

S.F. Jude Terror wrote:God, is anyone else sick of Daniel Bryan?



:P


I'm getting a bit sick of his more zealous fans, for whom nothing is ever good enough. Despite all evidence to the contrary, some people are still claiming he's being buried.
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Bianco

Swedish Pinata of Death

Postby Bianco » Tue Mar 11, 2014 10:36 am

That whole segment with DB was a big FU to the IWC
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Lord Simian

The Lord of the Monkeys

Postby Lord Simian » Tue Mar 11, 2014 10:44 am

Bianco wrote:That whole segment with DB was a big FU to the IWC


You mean the segment where the IWC got exactly what they wanted? Daniel Bryan in the main event at Mania?

Maybe I missed a subtext you picked up on, but I wish more people gave me big FU's by giving me exactly what I want...

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