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habitual

Silly French Man

Postby habitual » Wed Mar 19, 2014 10:34 pm

S.F. Jude Terror wrote:
We don't know for sure no one is getting raped.


Have we done a tally of the childhoods being raped by this?

Hab
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fieldy snuts

Rain Partier

Postby fieldy snuts » Wed Mar 19, 2014 11:16 pm

habitual wrote:
Have we done a tally of the childhoods being raped by this?

Hab



Everyone still clutching their ass in pain from OMD is guaranteed to be a statistic.
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Postby Juan Namnun » Thu Mar 20, 2014 5:36 pm

The outhouse is the best way to be up to date in the Marvel Univers. I have not a read a marvel comic since "The ultimates"3 (the one with the Hulk fighting the Avengers) and everytime i get a wish to read one, a visit to this site and voila! the wish fades into oblivion. Thank you!
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S.F. Jude Terror

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Postby S.F. Jude Terror » Thu Mar 20, 2014 5:44 pm

FBtron wrote:The outhouse is the best way to be up to date in the Marvel Univers. I have not a read a marvel comic since "The ultimates"3 (the one with the Hulk fighting the Avengers) and everytime i get a wish to read one, a visit to this site and voila! the wish fades into oblivion. Thank you!


Just doing our part to save the industry.
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TimH

dINGO

Postby TimH » Thu Mar 20, 2014 9:17 pm

dairydead wrote:
is it really that strange to think that people are just born with the capacity to fault?


yes. original sin as a theological concept only exists in Christianity, in which Christ died to atone for the collective original sin of mankind. Original Sin is not the same concept as "people are born imperfect". Original Sin is the idea that we are all born "unclean" due to Eve's seduction by the serpent in the garden. You are purged of your original sin through baptism, which Christ's sacrifice made possible. Infants who died before they could be baptized, traditionally, could not enter heaven because they died in a state of original sin. I presume that Judaism also believes in original sin (after all, Exodus is contained in the old testament) but my understanding is that original sin is not the "central theme" of Judaism as it is in Christianity (the Muslems don't believe in original sin). Christianity drew an enormous influence from Greek Gnosticism, an aescetic mystical practice that also promoted mankind's innate evil, purged only through the practice of Gnostic rituals.

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TimH

dINGO

Postby TimH » Thu Mar 20, 2014 9:37 pm

S.F. Jude Terror wrote:
We don't know for sure no one is getting raped.


Maybe Tigra's rape video will resurface. That wasn't an awkward storyline. PS. It's a few years too late, but tell Brad Metzger that Sue Dibny, true to character, would have managed to kick Dr Light in the nuts, then broken a chair over his back long before Metzger even had a story to tell. IDentity Crisis should have been about Dr Light trying to restore his rep as a supervillain after being kicked to snot by Sue Dibny.

Sue: "Sneak up behind me again?
Dr Light: <vomits> oh god, I'm in agony!
Sue: You want me to call the rest of the league or Guy Gardner? Guy will fix you up real good.
Dr Light: I'm sorry... please... <vomits again> I'm sorry!

Five months later... Black Gate Prison Group Counseling
Inmate #1: My name is John Thomas, and I was a sex predator.
Therapist: And you, Dr Light, do you have anything you'd like to get off your chest?
Dr Light: I... I don't belong here!
Therapist: I'm sorry, Dr Light, but a jury of your peers says that you do.
Dr Light: This isn't me!
Therapist: Dr. Light, you're having what we in the profession call "an Identity Crisis."
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fieldy snuts

Rain Partier

Postby fieldy snuts » Thu Mar 20, 2014 10:36 pm

S.F. Jude Terror wrote:
Just doing our part to save the industry.


The Bass was right, you are anti-Marvel :smt011

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