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WTF Marvel/Bendis?? All New X-Men Spoilers

Postby avengingtitan » Fri Jun 20, 2014 7:02 pm

Here be spoilers for the last few issues. So I was catching up on some comics while my kid was napping today.

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I read the last few issues of All New X-Men. When the fuck did Professor X have sex with Mystique??? Did no one catch this? When? Why? WTF????
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Re: WTF Marvel/Bendis?? All New X-Men Spoilers

Postby TheLurker » Fri Jun 20, 2014 7:05 pm

I have not read any of this. But try here:
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Postby Grayson » Fri Jun 20, 2014 7:13 pm

Wasn't she posing as Moira Magtaggert when the baby was delivered? It stands to reason that if she was posing as Moira for the child's birth, she could have been posing as Moira during it's conception.

Besides, it's pretty readily accepted that Xavier is a jerk.

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Postby avengingtitan » Fri Jun 20, 2014 7:23 pm

Grayson wrote:Wasn't she posing as Moira Magtaggert when the baby was delivered? It stands to reason that if she was posing as Moira for the child's birth, she could have been posing as Moira during it's conception.

Besides, it's pretty readily accepted that Xavier is a jerk.

Is that who she was supposed to be? I thought so but I don't remember a time when that happened, plus Xavier would know instantly that he wasn't with Moira. It just bugs me.
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Postby Grayson » Fri Jun 20, 2014 7:26 pm

avengingtitan wrote:Is that who she was supposed to be? I thought so but I don't remember a time when that happened, plus Xavier would know instantly that he wasn't with Moira. It just bugs me.


Oh, well don't forget that the issues are written by Brian "No Explanations Provided" Bendis. :smt102
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Postby IvCNuB4 » Fri Jun 20, 2014 7:30 pm

Maybe she shifted into teen Jean one night and snuck into Xavier's bedroom :twisted:
Victorian Squid wrote:In a DC/Marvel cross-over "all your favorite Marvel characters would catch contextually-transmitted diseases and Steph infections."

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Postby The Old Doctor » Fri Jun 20, 2014 7:35 pm

I really need to get caught up.

Also, at this rate, everyone will have had sex with Mystique.
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Postby The Old Doctor » Fri Jun 20, 2014 7:37 pm

IvCNuB4 wrote:Maybe she shifted into teen Jean one night and snuck into Xavier's bedroom :twisted:


:smt103
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Postby Lord Ice » Fri Jun 20, 2014 7:38 pm

avengingtitan wrote:Is that who she was supposed to be? I thought so but I don't remember a time when that happened, plus Xavier would know instantly that he wasn't with Moira. It just bugs me.


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Postby Grayson » Fri Jun 20, 2014 7:49 pm

IvCNuB4 wrote:Maybe she shifted into teen Jean one night and snuck into Wolverine's bedroom :twisted:


Fixed for accuracy. 8)
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Postby IvCNuB4 » Fri Jun 20, 2014 7:56 pm

Fair enough :lol:
Victorian Squid wrote:In a DC/Marvel cross-over "all your favorite Marvel characters would catch contextually-transmitted diseases and Steph infections."

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IvCNuB4 wrote:Maybe she shifted into teen Jean one night and snuck into Xavier's bedroom :twisted:


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Postby IvCNuB4 » Fri Jun 20, 2014 10:18 pm

Thank you, GLX. That's actually what I was alluding to :lol:
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Postby Zechs » Fri Jun 20, 2014 11:11 pm

The Old Doctor wrote:I really need to get caught up.

Also, at this rate, everyone will have had sex with Mystique.


I think she's actually almost accomplished that save Beast and Cyclops.
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Postby e_galston » Sun Jun 22, 2014 8:41 am

Even being Moira makes no sense since she's been dead for at least a decade.
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