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Yes, Virginia, Batman Hangs Dong In Batman: Damned #1

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zryson

YOU WILL NEED A NURSE

Postby zryson » Fri Sep 21, 2018 2:50 pm

I wonder if some retailers will sell this comic in a brown bag?

zryson

YOU WILL NEED A NURSE

Postby zryson » Fri Sep 21, 2018 2:52 pm

Imagine the controversy DC could have stroked - sorry stoked, if Batman was sporting some metal too!
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achilles

Rain Partier

Postby achilles » Fri Sep 21, 2018 6:20 pm

Please, DC, stop, I'm running out of dick jokes... :-( :oops:
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Rebirth NoctourneM

Rain Partier

Postby Rebirth NoctourneM » Fri Sep 21, 2018 7:10 pm

achilles wrote:Please, DC, stop, I'm running out of dick jokes... :-( :oops:


They are starting to get a little flaccid :groucho:

zryson

YOU WILL NEED A NURSE

Postby zryson » Fri Sep 21, 2018 8:16 pm

Other DC characters are commenting on Batman's err dong

Superman: Great Scott!
Wonder Woman: Merciful Minerva!.
Catwoman: Purrfect. No I'm joking. Why do you think I left him at the altar!
Robin: He might be the Dark Knight but I'm the Boy Wonder!
Aquaman: I would say something but everyone knows under water you get shrinkage.
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Arion

Twenty-Something

Postby Arion » Sat Sep 22, 2018 1:32 am

GiveWarAChance wrote:Apparently DC doesn't think so because they say the nudity will be censored in future printings. Get your Bat-penis while you can.


I'm getting it right now!

NeverReady

cheese

Postby NeverReady » Sat Sep 22, 2018 2:13 am

I'll be glad when all this nonsense peters out.
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achilles

Rain Partier

Postby achilles » Sat Sep 22, 2018 9:28 am

Rebirth NoctourneM wrote:
They are starting to get a little flaccid :groucho:


Yes, I don't want to go soft on you guys...


….wait, that didn't come out the way I intended it to... :oops:
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Glaeken

Motherfucker from Hell

Postby Glaeken » Sat Sep 22, 2018 10:36 am

achilles wrote:
Yes, I don't want to go soft on you guys...


….wait, that didn't come out the way I intended it to... :oops:


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NeverReady

cheese

Postby NeverReady » Sat Sep 22, 2018 12:30 pm

achilles wrote:
Yes, I don't want to go soft on you guys...


….wait, that didn't come out the way I intended it to... :oops:


Don't be so hard on yourself.

zryson

YOU WILL NEED A NURSE

Postby zryson » Sat Sep 22, 2018 3:50 pm

DC villains are commenting on Batman's dong too

The Riddler: Riddle me this Batman! What's white and four inches when soft?
Joker: HAHAHAHA The Joke's On You Batman.
Lex Luthor: I have a Kryptonite Ring that's bigger.
Circe: I may be a wicked sorceress but I think Batman has suffered enough.
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Arion

Twenty-Something

Postby Arion » Sat Sep 22, 2018 11:56 pm

zryson wrote:DC villains are commenting on Batman's dong too

The Riddler: Riddle me this Batman! What's white and four inches when soft?
Joker: HAHAHAHA The Joke's On You Batman.
Lex Luthor: I have a Kryptonite Ring that's bigger.
Circe: I may be a wicked sorceress but I think Batman has suffered enough.


I can't stop laughing now !
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achilles

Rain Partier

Postby achilles » Sun Sep 23, 2018 10:13 am

Much to Chap's relief, the LOSH turned down Batman's application to join, pointing out that someone already "filled his slot" with the little-known Legionnaire "Micro-Boy", the almost identical twin brother to Colossal Boy, who evidently was not named for what most people think he was named for. :shock:











































Okay, damn, now I'm really reaching around for these things.... :oops:
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achilles

Rain Partier

Postby achilles » Sun Sep 23, 2018 10:17 am

Arion wrote:
I can't stop laughing now !


Have you tried reading issues of any DC comic book written in the past ten years that was supposed to be funny? That usually works for me, with the added benefit of being sleep inducing...

zryson

YOU WILL NEED A NURSE

Postby zryson » Sun Sep 23, 2018 1:08 pm

DC could have caused a much bigger reaction to this comic, if they'd shown Batman's dong via a comic splash page... because everyone loves a good ole splash page.

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