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by **Benderbrau** » Mon Apr 06, 2009 4:09 pm

DMM wrote:I am.

When I was in art school, I told some people that I've always wanted to have a big, shiny, black cock (not brown--I mean EBONY, and shiny, too). So, I painted my dick black, and every body wanted to see it, but I was shy cause it was small and limp, so the one cute girl in the class was going to paint it for me so that I would get excited.

I got kicked out of that school after 2 years.

I'm going to say this one last time:
1. write autobiography
2. get on Oprah
3. Talk to Oprah on public TV about vagina soaked carrots, painting penises and throwing poo
4. everyone wins

:smt023

by **GHERU** » Mon Apr 06, 2009 4:10 pm

Benderbrau wrote:I'm going to say this one last time:
1. write autobiography
2. get on Oprah
3. Talk to Oprah about vagina soaked carrots, painting penises and throwing poo.

iirc, Oprah knows all about poo trowing

by **eltopo** » Mon Apr 06, 2009 4:10 pm

GHERU wrote:1986
when you are a seven year old getting into base ball and there is a team that runs really fast with players named Strawberry and Doc and HoJo how do you not become a fan?

good point
I like the brewers back then becomes their M and B made a baseball glove ...it fascinated me

by **Benderbrau** » Mon Apr 06, 2009 4:10 pm

GHERU wrote:your face is a hate crime

Your Mom thought it was hot.

by **GHERU** » Mon Apr 06, 2009 4:11 pm

eltopo wrote:good point
I like the brewers back then becomes their M and B made a baseball glove ...it fascinated me

that is awesome, I never knew that

by **Benderbrau** » Mon Apr 06, 2009 4:11 pm

GHERU wrote:iirc, Oprah knows all about poo trowing

True. She probably has a black cock too.

by **DMM** » Mon Apr 06, 2009 4:11 pm

eltopo wrote:good point
I like the brewers back then becomes their M and B made a baseball glove ...it fascinated me

me too--LOVE that logo. I used to go visit my relatives in Wisconsin for a week every summer since I was kid, and they're all brewers fans, and so was I when I was a kid.

by **eltopo** » Mon Apr 06, 2009 4:11 pm

TerriG wrote:<3

<3

by **GHERU** » Mon Apr 06, 2009 4:12 pm

Benderbrau wrote:Your Mom thought it was hot.

she told me that she said that to you because you were crying over your little limp dick and you kept flicking it with your finger screaming "WHY DON'T YOU EVER WORK!!!!?????"

by **DMM** » Mon Apr 06, 2009 4:12 pm

GHERU wrote:you've become that guy that f this was a made up story, we'd still believe you

I don't make this shit up--I swear. I just had a wierd life.

by **eltopo** » Mon Apr 06, 2009 4:13 pm

DMM wrote:me too--LOVE that logo. I used to go visit my relatives in Wisconsin for a week every summer since I was kid, and they're all brewers fans, and so was I when I was a kid.

yeah that logo destorys their current logo

by **Benderbrau** » Mon Apr 06, 2009 4:14 pm

eltopo wrote:<3

All right, enough of the nauseating love fest. Leave that vomit inducing forum pleasantry to C-Matty and Channalou

by **DMM** » Mon Apr 06, 2009 4:14 pm

GHERU wrote:she told me that she said that to you because you were crying over your little limp dick and you kept flicking it with your finger screaming "WHY DON'T YOU EVER WORK!!!!?????"

sounds like me, unfortunately. I blame the booze.

by **Benderbrau** » Mon Apr 06, 2009 4:15 pm

GHERU wrote:she told me that she said that to you because you were crying over your little limp dick and you kept flicking it with your finger screaming "WHY DON'T YOU EVER WORK!!!!?????"

Well truth be told I get more excited fishing my keys out of my pocket then looking at your Mom.