DMM wrote:I am.
When I was in art school, I told some people that I've always wanted to have a big, shiny, black cock (not brown--I mean EBONY, and shiny, too). So, I painted my dick black, and every body wanted to see it, but I was shy cause it was small and limp, so the one cute girl in the class was going to paint it for me so that I would get excited.
I got kicked out of that school after 2 years.
I'm going to say this one last time:
1. write autobiography
2. get on Oprah
3. Talk to Oprah on public TV about vagina soaked carrots, painting penises and throwing poo
4. everyone wins
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