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Postby vinnypic » Wed May 06, 2009 12:49 pm

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=vinny

5. vinny

totally hot, cute, sweet, sexy, awesome, perfect guy. Great boyfriend.
"Hey look at that vinny!"

2. Vinny

Man-Pretty, Or Beutiful in a Man sort of way
Vinny is what you call Man-Pretty

7. vinny

big dicks with thick wallets
Man, How come Vinny doesnt ever give a fuck? But he is good at pretendin to give a fuck about what we have to say.

8. Vinny

another word for a dildo/vibrator/sex-toy,buzz love.
i used my Vinny last night.
i got a new Vinny.

got a great buzz off Vinny.

Oh, the disparity.
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Postby Timbales » Wed May 06, 2009 12:50 pm

Tim

vb. to sex someone up
n. man with a massive schlong
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An acronym which means:

Tit
In
Mouth
Guy: I like missionary style sex and TIM.

Woman: I'll give you some TIM first and then we can do it like missionaries.
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A pretty cool guy who likes to talk and joke a lot if you're his friend but is pretty quiet if he doesn't know you.

(damn, that's true)

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The shit. Better than awesome. Undeniably amazing.
Check out that dude's car...that shit is Tim!

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Legend tells that in Australia there lurks a Tim so sexual that girls who come within 1 kilometer of him are magnetized toward him by an unknown force.All women love him and he can have any babe he wants. He is in the Guiness World Records for the longest penis, with a beast that spans the whole of Australia 5 times. He is known for being able to have sex for long amounts of time not capable
To any other mortal man and unleash many untried positions.
Look at that guy over there he must be a tim
I got sucked onto a tim yesterday
I gave tim a blowjob last week

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following the concept of marklar, tim is a word that can be used to replace any noun, verb, or adjective. experienced "timmers" are able to comunicate with one other through use of tim in their tone and body language.

warning: the concept of tim can only be conquered over a long peiod of time, only experienced "timmers" can tim with correct accuracy
1)you gotta tim that tim
translation
you gotta do that bitch

2)dude im timin the tim hold on
translation
dude im fixing the dryer hold on
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Troubled Insecure Masterbator T.I.M
my name is tim and everything about this is true
However, Liefeld is an enigma wrapped in a pouch-filled, muscular, footless conundrum.
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Postby CountD » Wed May 06, 2009 12:56 pm

Never heard TIM used that way.

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Postby ZombieRed » Wed May 06, 2009 1:01 pm

1. Thomas

A Teenage white kid that has an abnormally large penis usually ranging to 7.5 inches to 8

"Wow never knew he had that he must have been a Thomas"

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Postby Dugan » Wed May 06, 2009 1:06 pm

Luc

a whiney fairie bitch who does nothing but complain and twist situations until he either gets his way

Team Leominster's driver, just as well as Jamil Algarin. He is something else, and asks innocent people to masturbate with him online. Ha. I feel violated. ;_; xD


Both pretty accurate, i like this one most though:

The "Law of Unintended Consequences," or LUC, is a natural law that basically means SHIT HAPPENS
As LUC would have it, the "dream girl" I met 48 hours ago left me, stole my life savings, took my cat, ate all my food and called my Mom and told her I was a terrorist in training.
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Postby CountD » Wed May 06, 2009 1:19 pm

5. doobie 206 up, 71 down
a wonderous smoking utensil in which happiness is acheived through the inhalation of a mysterious and mystical white cloud.
i took a toke of my "doobie" and got high.

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Postby Floyd Lawton » Wed May 06, 2009 1:28 pm

CountD wrote:I have a hardcopy dictionary of american slang.

some good ones in there.
So do I. Its killer. Alot of old slang too.

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Postby CountD » Wed May 06, 2009 1:31 pm

Floyd Lawton wrote:So do I. Its killer. Alot of old slang too.


"fuck a duck"

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Postby PDH » Wed May 06, 2009 2:04 pm

Paul
people who own, such as paul mccartney and paul rudd. usually they are offered the job of being pornstars but they prove themselves being too good for the camera, so they all decide to become porn directors to give the others a chance, which makes them very selfless people aswell.

"i wish my name was paul it wouldnt be so hard to get chicks on the bus"

"having a name like eric really blows i wish the 4 letters in my name were p-a-u-l"


To get drunk then try shaving your balls, but in the process cutting the sack.

Oh fuck! I just pauled my nuts!


I believe these two meanings show both sides of me.

But this shit goes on for pages. Some of my favourites are:

A so called "brother"

Paul gave me mixed signals but really he just saw me as a little sister


Ha! One of my name-homies just doesn't see you that way, bitch.

A homosexual male that. Is also very gay and loves men.

You look like Paul today Will.


Holy shit! He's gay AND he loves men? One is bad enough.

Better than Chris.

"Chris is a lazy bum whose gained x pounds while in college. Paul actually has a future. "


You hear that, Chris? :P

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Postby rdrsfn82 » Wed May 06, 2009 2:08 pm

I never realized that Jason can be spelled out as an acronym for July, August, September, October, November. That's awesome.
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Postby KING King Impulse » Wed May 06, 2009 2:17 pm

Kieran

1) A name of Irish/Celtic origins. Can mean either 'Little Dark One' or 'Dark Poet By The Sea'.

2) Name given to someone who is mishevious, expects lots of attention, but is very caring and loving.

3) A boy who is manly while sensitive at the same time who likes to make jokes and has many friends, He often just likes to relax and listen to music while talking to friends, he is very sporty and likes to play many sports but cant stand just sitting there watching them, he is often out doing things with friends and is very helpful when you are in need of assistence, they like to be alone sometimes to think and dress better then most others

Girl: that guy must have a name of Kieran he he helped me and was really nice i wonder if he has a girlfriend

Girl: looking at him would say yes

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Postby Kerny » Wed May 06, 2009 4:12 pm

Floyd Lawton wrote:dylan
Guy with an incredibly huge penis and is totally awsome compared to any bitch ass Russians.

(if you know anybody named dylan next time you see him give him a high five unless your a chick in that case give him a hug but no fatties)

Dylan is that guy at school or in your town that your totally in love or gay for unless your his friend
huge dick cool hugs guy no fatties school master of the universe high five me love you long time dylan


Kickass! An accurate description of myself, IMO :P

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Postby ZombieRed » Wed May 06, 2009 4:14 pm

Kerny wrote:Kickass! An accurate description of myself, IMO :P


Not as accurate as mine.

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Postby ZombieRed » Wed May 06, 2009 4:20 pm

More great and accurate facts about me:

8. Thomas

Most often a white man with a very large penis ranging from 6.5 - 8.5 inches. While the individual may or may not realize it he is such a stud that women and a few men find him to be irresistible and would do thing for and with him they normally wouldn't do. While a Thomas may be a nice guy on the outside they are a freakin' stud in bed and drive women wild.
When I walked in on Thomas in the bathroom I never knew a white boy could be so huge!

9. Thomas

Is the most amazing boyfriend in the world.
and is amazing in Bedddddddd. ;]
I love him more then anything in this world.
and im never letttting go.


boom booom boom I want Thomas in my rooom!

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Postby ThrillHouse » Wed May 06, 2009 4:37 pm

zach-

#1. A name of a person who is often smart, cunning, dresses well and likes to have fun. A party goer that attracts many people with his intellect, jokes, and good smile.

#2. A name of a person who likes to fool around and be with his friends, often very caring about others and has no problem dealing with tools.
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