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[Ravager]

to 'do a Josh' is when a guy goes after a girl that they really like, but the girl has a boyfriend. Therefore their groundwork is in vain.

THIS IS SO ME!!!!!!!

[Otacon]

Seth
The ancient Egyptian god of chaos, the embodiment of hostility and even of outright evil. He is also a god of war, deserts, storms, and foreign lands. As the god of deserts he protects the caravans which travel through the desert, but he also causes sandstorms which bring him into conflict with the fertility god Osiris. The two are adversaries and in the Osiris myths, Seth killed his brother and scattered the remains all over Egypt. Seth belongs to the Ennead of Heliopolis and is the son of Geb and Nut (or Re and Nut). He is the brother of Osiris, Isis, and Nephthys, who is sometimes given as his consort, although Seth is more commonly associated with the foreign, Semitic goddesses Astarte and Anat. During the 3rd millenium BCE Seth replaced Horus as the tutelary deity of the pharaohs, but the story of Osiris' murder gained currency and Horus was restored to his original status. The war that followed lasted eighty years, during which Seth tore out Horus' left eye and Horus tore off Seth's foreleg and testicles. Eventually, Horus emerged victorious, or was deemed the victor by the council of the gods, and thus became the rightful ruler of the kingdoms of Lower and Upper Egypt. Seth was forced to return the eye of Horus and was either castrated or killed. In other versions he went to live with the sungod Re, where he became the voice of thunder. In the Book of the Dead, Seth is called "Lord of the Northern Sky" and is held responsible for storms and cloudy weather.

Despite his reputation, Seth has some good characteristics. He protects the sun barge of Re during its nightly journey through the underworld and he fights the snake-like monster Apep. On the other hand, he was a peril for ordinary Egyptians in the underworld, where he was said to seize the souls of the unwary.

Seth was portrayed as a man with the head of undeterminable origin, although some see in it the head of an aardvark. He had a curved snout, erect square-tipped ears and a long forked tail. He was sometimes entirely in animal form with the body similar to that of a greyhound. Animals sacred to this god where the dog, the jackal, the gazelle, the donkey, the crocodile, the hippopotamus, and the pig. There was an important sanctuary at Ombos in Upper Egypt, his reputed birthplace, and considered to be the home of his cult. This cult was also prominent in the north-eastern region of the Nile delta. The Greeks equated him with their Typhon.

Other names include Set, Sutekh, Setech, and Sutech.
Seth and Osiris were brothers.

2. Seth
An overly-long Urban Dictionary entry
Who wrote that definition of 'Seth'? It's Fuckin' HUGE!

[Zab]

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8. Thomas

Most often a white man with a very large penis ranging from 6.5 - 8.5 inches.

6.5 inches is not a "very large" penis...

[Punchy]

6.5 inches is not a "very large" penis...

6.5 is the average.

[UnknownEric]

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A term used to describe a mentally retarded cat that has the ability to fly by moving its tail in a circular motion. Once in the air, erics are known to land ontop of statues to catch and eat birds. Once they get the taste of blood, they turn into a form of vampire and attack fat people.

[Dugan]

6.5 inches is not a "very large" penis...

Thomas

Someone who thinks 6.5 inches is large for a penis and subsequently dissapoints every sexual partner he ever has.

[Zab]

Wish I had a more popular name with funnier entries

[Zab]

Thomas

Someone who thinks 6.5 inches is large for a penis and subsequently dissapoints every sexual partner he ever has.

bwahahaha

[ZombieRed]

bwahahaha

Mines in the 8 inch range obviously. I was just copying and pasting from the urban dictionary site. And clearly I haven't dissapointed any sexual partners. My definiton clearly says I'm great in bed.

[KING King Impulse]

Mines in the 8 inch range obviously. I was just copying and pasting from the urban dictionary site. And clearly I haven't dissapointed any sexual partners. My definiton clearly says I'm great in bed.

Blow-up dolls and your hand can't express disappointment.

[ZombieRed]

Blow-up dolls and your hand can't express disappointment.

2PHAR!!

[genetic freak]

What the fuck!?!

1. Addison

Verb. Being amazingly Black. Usually they rep the Westside all day.
Holy Shit that guy is sooo Addison! He even flashed a gang sign



2. Addison

A very rather amazingly blowjob. Is the best blowjob you will have in your life.
("Oh my god i just got the best Addison")



3. addison

The male result of a Catholic priest having babies.

Addison came about as a result of a purely rubbish experience.

[Baskerville Holmes]

Drew

Generally a smart, caring, intelligent, slightly sarcastic guy whose full name is usually Andrew. Also, very handsome and charming. Ass-hole tendencies are sporatic, but infrequent.
Hey, that guy's name must be Drew. That would explain why he's so hot and smart at the same time!

Except for the Andrew part, I'd say that's about right.

[******]

John:

a person who uses the services of a prostitute

a very extreamly confusing guy. shows that he has feelings for you sometimes, but then might just randomly stop talking to you at any time. veryy flirtatious. manwhore. willll lead you on. halarious. full of charisma. you have to love him. boys are jealous of him. girls are jealous of the girl he is flirting with at the time..
not persistant.
changes moods easily; moody.
greatest, most annoying person on the face of this earth..yet i still want to be with him..

The type of guy that will make you feel as un-important as his dirty socks! Thinks he is a God. Will rip you and your personality to shreds. Tell all his followers lame bulshit story's to make himself look better than he is. Then, will turn around and tell you 5 years later, after we are both in commited relationships AGAIN, he "Knows" he loves you 'NOW' because your the hottest/coolest thing he has ever seen! Will never show you his strong side, call you, or come rescue you, he aparently doesn't have 'BALLS' or 'TAINTE' room anymore, from the big stick up his ass latching him to the walls of a computer rather than comming after and declaring said love! Tell you he will save your life in riddles it to the core. You will fall madly in love with him over and over again because he was 'THE ONE' and always has been the love you always hid from everone. Tells you story's that make you laugh, cry, shake, tremble and hate, all at the same time.
He's an amazing storyteller and poet. You will remember him again, relising you never stopped loving him the last five years of your life no matter what cowardess BS happend along the way.
The most introverted, sexiest, tallented, misterious, Phantom that will fuck with your head to get his way and It works!!
Always sporting a hat when you come around because he fears he may jizz in his paints at the sight of you and likes to hide the expressions. lol
Gourgious eyes
Sexy smile
Great music sense
Will rock your Vag all night long
Softhearted yet self centered personality

It's like a perfict package All Around!

You don't care who knows or if you look like an idiot in the end.
He wrote to/for you.
omg--soooo Hot
You'd definatly want to touch his Hinny again

Hebrew name meaning "A gift from god"

An other word for a JOINT (self rolled marijuana)

The smallest bet that can be made in a game of Texas Hold'em.

Anything. Used as a pronoun, usually when the proper word is eluding the speaker. Similar to whatchamacallit or doohicky, only cooler.

A substitute for any swear word(s)
Person 1: She kicked me in the john!

Person 2: John... That kills.

Australian for beer.

1. A term referring to a male of homosexual nature, as a more discreet way of speaking about his sexuality.

2. A way of using "gay" in a derogatory way to not specifically homosexual people without offending homosexuals in the surrounding area.

A man who tend to only date women in order to cover up that they are homosexual. A person who is a loser, fruity, and ridiciously gay.

V. To take a shit on one's floor.

N. A very stinky foot in the mouth of a moose

N.2 A rock shoved very far up one's anus

Adj. To be ultra homosexual in the extremes.

An excuse for losing. Could be in a video game, sport, fight, etc.
"'Good Stuff, No John's'. If you fight someone and they lose and they say you were being cheap or gimping or they were tired or something just say something like 'no johns son'."

A PFC in the army who has a loving wifey at home. Loves kinky sex. Probably has a kid or excess baggage. Can be a great guy if you have a high tolerance for irritation though. Loves to cuddle. Loves to screw. Loves to spend time with his buddies. Is a great friend and lover.

some one who has an abnormal chin.

A slang name given to the semi erect penis of a male

A man or woman's anus, specifically used in reference to a Jimmy, or in a man's case often used in the singular.

[Apache Chef]

1. Steve

A thong that is visable above the trouser line of a girl. A useful word when spotting a thong or pointing one out without the girl knowing.

"Wow look at that steve over there!"



5. Steve
A release of a lethal toxic gas from the anus.

Whats that smell.Did you do a steve.


6. Steve

Used to describe pot when you don't want people to know what you are talking about / when your parents are around.

Hey man.. Did you talk to Steve tonight?

Are we picking up steve?

Sure, I hang with steve.