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Postby genetic freak » Thu May 07, 2009 11:23 am

Chubbles wrote:so i've gotta fire someone in the next week. I've fired people before but never someone i liked. This person i get along with fairly well and i'm a bit nervous on how it will go. any advice?


Text message it on his cellphone.
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Postby Chubbles » Thu May 07, 2009 11:24 am

genetic freak wrote:Text message it on his cellphone.


it's a chick and if she cries i dunno what i'd do. Normally a swift pimp slap works in this aituation but i'm afraid that won't work here

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Postby genetic freak » Thu May 07, 2009 11:26 am

channalou wrote:boo for typhoons!

stupid geography class i got i C in.... im blaming the typhoons!


Yeah to hell with it. I hate Geography only second to Statistics or Chemistry.
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Postby genetic freak » Thu May 07, 2009 11:28 am

Chubbles wrote:it's a chick and if she cries i dunno what i'd do. Normally a swift pimp slap works in this aituation but i'm afraid that won't work here


Bed her then tell after the deed. That way when she cries, you could tell the story of her not taking it well that it was not a serious relationship.
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Postby Baskerville Holmes » Thu May 07, 2009 11:29 am

Chubbles wrote:it's a chick and if she cries i dunno what i'd do. Normally a swift pimp slap works in this aituation but i'm afraid that won't work here


Watch the episode of The Office where Michael has to fire someone. That's pretty sound advice.
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Postby channalou » Thu May 07, 2009 11:32 am

lunch time.... be back in about an hour or so... :-D

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Postby b.lumpkin » Thu May 07, 2009 11:37 am

Chubbles wrote:so i've gotta fire someone in the next week. I've fired people before but never someone i liked. This person i get along with fairly well and i'm a bit nervous on how it will go. any advice?
just call security and tell them to throw her out

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Postby Baskerville Holmes » Thu May 07, 2009 11:39 am

barrylincoln wrote:just call security and tell them to throw her out


But only after she asks the magic question, "Is there anything I can do to change your mind?"
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Postby DMM » Thu May 07, 2009 11:39 am

barrylincoln wrote:just call security and tell them to throw her out

seriously. Don't you have a Human Resources department to take care of that shit?
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Postby DMM » Thu May 07, 2009 11:39 am

Mr. Scantron wrote:But only after she asks the magic question, "Is there anything I can do to change your mind?"

hahaha! :-D

I like your style.
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Postby john lewis hawk » Thu May 07, 2009 11:43 am

genetic freak wrote:Text message it on his cellphone.
Sry abt hrps Ur fird 2

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Postby b.lumpkin » Thu May 07, 2009 11:47 am

john lewis hawk wrote:Sry abt hrps Ur fird 2
ha-ha!

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Postby genetic freak » Thu May 07, 2009 12:14 pm

Bye bye time you slacking fuckers.
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Postby cdemink » Thu May 07, 2009 12:30 pm

GLX wrote:Gave relationship advice to a different Christian chick. There is some seriously fucking odd shit that those folks go through.


"PENIS GOEZ WHEAR?"

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Postby GLX » Thu May 07, 2009 12:32 pm

cdemink wrote:"PENIS GOEZ WHEAR?"


More like, "My boyfriend is into shemale porn", and, "I used to be bi, but I think my boyfriend is still bi."
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