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by **Floyd Lawton** » Fri May 08, 2009 3:01 pm

cdemink wrote:Guise. I have a confession to make.

Bryci is my wife. I'd appreciate it if you would be respectful towards her at all times during our conversations.

Id like to fuck your wife.

by **DMM** » Fri May 08, 2009 3:01 pm

cdemink wrote:I hate it when these randomly ethnic types pull up in their BMWs.

I hear the music blaring inside their vehicles and for a moment I always think someone is playing Sonic the Hedgehog but it turns out they are just listening to really terrible fucking noises.

[youtube=425,344,ZA1NoOOoaNw][/youtube]

by **b.lumpkin** » Fri May 08, 2009 3:01 pm

eltopo wrote:

i would feed her fried chicken and mashed taters for 3 weeks before i fucked her, but then i'd nail it until there was nothing left

by **cdemink** » Fri May 08, 2009 3:04 pm

eltopo wrote:

Yeah, I was reading on WWTDD that she doesn't dig guys under 30.

She clearly hasn't met me. Hey baby, if pale skin, emaciated features and deep deep emotional problems are your thing - I'm your fucking guy. I think those things add up to "maturity"

I'm gonna give it a go.

by **eltopo** » Fri May 08, 2009 3:05 pm

by **DMM** » Fri May 08, 2009 3:07 pm

eltopo wrote:

why'd she ruin that with all those tattoos?!

by **cdemink** » Fri May 08, 2009 3:07 pm

eltopo wrote:

I would allow her into my dungeon.

by **eltopo** » Fri May 08, 2009 3:08 pm

cdemink wrote:Yeah, I was reading on WWTDD that she doesn't dig guys under 30.

She clearly hasn't met me. Hey baby, if pale skin, emaciated features and deep deep emotional problems are your thing - I'm your fucking guy. I think those things add up to "maturity"

I'm gonna give it a go.

she'd hate me

by **cdemink** » Fri May 08, 2009 3:09 pm

DMM wrote:why'd she ruin that with all those tattoos?!

She hates her dad and is hell bent on everyone knowing it.

by **TerriG** » Fri May 08, 2009 3:09 pm

cdemink wrote:Yeah, I was reading on WWTDD that she doesn't dig guys under 30.

She clearly hasn't met me. Hey baby, if pale skin, emaciated features and deep deep emotional problems are your thing - I'm your fucking guy. I think those things add up to "maturity"

I'm gonna give it a go.

hahah nice

i think her tattoo is dumb

by **DMM** » Fri May 08, 2009 3:10 pm

TerriG wrote:hahah nice

i think her tattoo is dumb

so do I.

by **cdemink** » Fri May 08, 2009 3:11 pm

eltopo wrote:she'd hate me

But she'd still probably appreciate the Mole Rants.

by **eltopo** » Fri May 08, 2009 3:11 pm

cdemink wrote:I would allow her into my dungeon.

absolutely

by **cdemink** » Fri May 08, 2009 3:11 pm

TerriG wrote:hahah nice

i think her tattoo is dumb

Yeah. It is.

But most chicks get dumb tattoos. You just have to learn to smile and go "Wow, alright. What's that from? Oh. Neat. Mmm-hmm."

It's in our basic training.

by **DMM** » Fri May 08, 2009 3:12 pm

I seriously love the Benny Lava song. I want it on my ipod.

I get giddy when I watch that video. :-D

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