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by **Lord Simian** » Tue Apr 25, 2006 4:23 pm

Fo Leon wrote:MY LORD!

*stumbles, spills drink on shirt, gets more whiskey, and walks towards Simian again*

MY LORD!

Woo Hoo! More Whiskey!

by **Keb** » Tue Apr 25, 2006 4:49 pm

I'd like a pint of Strongbow.

by **Known Human** » Wed Apr 26, 2006 12:02 am

Keb wrote:I'd like a pint of Strongbow.

You'd better mean "I'd like a pint of Bourbon"

It's the official drink of the Outhouse.

by **Lord Simian** » Wed Apr 26, 2006 12:21 am

Bah. There is no need for an official drink, we're all inclusive. All drinks are welcome.

Except Guiness is more welcome than most.

Someone pour me a Guiness.

by **Keb** » Wed Apr 26, 2006 12:46 am

Known Human wrote:
You'd better mean "I'd like a pint of Bourbon"

It's the official drink of the Outhouse.

I don't drink that shit man. My parents were alcoholics, my dad used to drink a lot of whiskey and bourbon and all that crap old man hard liquor so I stay away from it. I also avoid wine like the plague.

(me sips his 151 rum and orange soda)

by **Known Human** » Wed Apr 26, 2006 12:52 am

Lord Simian wrote:Bah. There is no need for an official drink, we're all inclusive. All drinks are welcome.

Except Guiness is more welcome than most.

Someone pour me a Guiness.

The Outhouse was quite literally built on bourbon, like most of the work I've done since I got too poor to afford absinthe.

by **Keb** » Wed Apr 26, 2006 1:01 am

Known Human wrote:
The Outhouse was quite literally built on bourbon, like most of the work I've done since I got too poor to afford absinthe.

Y'know what, you should drink 151 rum, it's yummy.

Doesn't mix well though. I'm drinking it with orange soda and it's been the best mix I've done so far. Orange soda!

by **Lord Simian** » Wed Apr 26, 2006 1:02 am

I wish I had me some sangria right now, myself. Or really good scotch.

by **Zero** » Wed Apr 26, 2006 1:04 am

I could go for a Brandy and Ginger Ale, it tastes like sweeties.

by **Lord Simian** » Wed Apr 26, 2006 1:08 am

That sounds good, actually...

by **Keb** » Wed Apr 26, 2006 1:10 am

scotch puts hair on your chest...

It's one of those "Old Tamil Men" drinks, so I avoid.

by **Lord Simian** » Wed Apr 26, 2006 1:22 am

Keb wrote:scotch puts hair on your chest...

It's one of those "Old Tamil Men" drinks, so I avoid.

You need a good 15 year old glenfiddich. My local strip club sells it for $9 a glass, but my friend is a scotch snob, and loves it, so he always buys mine!

by **Zero** » Wed Apr 26, 2006 1:22 am

Lord Simian wrote:That sounds good, actually...

It's gotta be pretty cold, and it's soooo smooth. Brandy goes well with pretty much anything I find, except in a Bloody Mary. That's a Neddy No-No.

by **Keb** » Wed Apr 26, 2006 1:34 am

Lord Simian wrote:
You need a good 15 year old glenfiddich. My local strip club sells it for $9 a glass, but my friend is a scotch snob, and loves it, so he always buys mine!

If there's ever a family function on my mom's side of the family, there HAS to be scotch, and the men (my uncles) always take the bottle off somewhere and sit and drink.

Then they all get plastered and their kids have to drive them home, because the kids don't drink in front of their parents (except like...me).

by **Known Human** » Wed Apr 26, 2006 1:46 am

Lord Simian wrote:
You need a good 15 year old glenfiddich. My local strip club sells it for $9 a glass, but my friend is a scotch snob, and loves it, so he always buys mine!

I can't do Glenfiddich. My scotch of choice is Glenmorangie, 18 or older.

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