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Postby Keb » Fri Apr 04, 2008 12:04 am

I don't understand why they hired her without identification. Then again, it was a BYOB joint...
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Postby DeadFett » Fri Apr 04, 2008 12:14 am

They should be shut down.
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Postby Thunderstorm » Fri Apr 04, 2008 5:48 am

I'm pretty sure being shut down is the least of their problems at this point.

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Postby Jonathan » Fri Apr 04, 2008 8:19 am

Holy Jeezus.

Between this and the 3rd graders wanting to hurt their teacher, this makes me afraid for the next generations....

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Postby MoneyMelon » Fri Apr 04, 2008 8:41 am

WTF? :shock:
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Postby Alex Delarge » Fri Apr 04, 2008 8:43 am

Man what a let down. No pics of her. I'd like to see how she was able to pass as an 18+.

Tracie Lords was what 16 when she entered the porn industry?
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Postby Carrie » Fri Apr 04, 2008 12:59 pm

a BYOB strip club he frequented in a dilapidated office park next to a business that rents hot tubs by the hour.


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Postby MoneyMelon » Fri Apr 04, 2008 1:14 pm

Carrie wrote:
a BYOB strip club he frequented in a dilapidated office park next to a business that rents hot tubs by the hour.


:shock:

Yeah........that's pretty gross :?
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Postby DeadFett » Fri Apr 04, 2008 1:24 pm

Carrie wrote:
a BYOB strip club he frequented in a dilapidated office park next to a business that rents hot tubs by the hour.


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That's disgusting. :smt078
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Postby Shady » Fri Apr 04, 2008 1:47 pm

The House wrote:Holy Jeezus.

Between this and the 3rd graders wanting to hurt their teacher, this makes me afraid for the next generations....


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Postby Alex Delarge » Fri Apr 04, 2008 2:20 pm

Very much on topic...

Melanie Engle was trying to just pluck the stray hairs here and there. She was trying to deliver an age-appropriate eyebrow wax to her client. It was hard, though, because there was a foot tapping next to her, and a voice shouting in her ear: “No! Not like that — like a supermodel’s. I want them arched.”

After years in the beauty biz, Engle had seen her share of crazy ladies demanding perfect, Glamour-cover-worthy brows. But this Crazy Lady wasn’t talking about her own brows. The brows in question belonged to Crazy Lady’s daughter. Who was eight.

After sweating through the kid’s eyebrow wax, Engle, today an aesthetician at the Adolf Biecker Salon/Spa outposts in the Rittenhouse Hotel and Strafford — and, it should be noted, one of the most sought-after eyebrow specialists in the region — was directed to give her pint-size client a … bikini wax.

Engle was, predictably, extremely uncomfortable with the idea. But she sent the girl next door to the spa to have it done anyway. “It was clear that this girl was getting a bikini wax no matter what,” she says. “Better for her that we did it, instead of her mother dragging her off somewhere else to get it done.”

Engle is sharing this tale with me one afternoon over my own eyebrow session, after I’ve remarked on another young girl — no more than 10 or 11 years old — ­sitting nearby, thumbing through a magazine and obviously waiting for some sort of spa service. As Engle talks, my head floods with images of breaking this poor young munchkin out of the clutches of her surely nipped-and-tucked mother, to let her grow old and hairy under my prudish wing. “But … there’s nothing there, right?” I ask Engle. “I mean, at eight? Am I forgetting something?”

“Nope,” she says. “There’s not. Doesn’t matter. That’s when the mothers are starting them these days.”



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Postby misac » Fri Apr 04, 2008 4:04 pm

I find it hard to belive that a 12 year old passing as an adult. I bet these guys knew she was underage.
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