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I'm officially a Long Islander again

Postby MoneyMelon » Sun Apr 20, 2008 1:43 am

I've officially moved.

I'm on Long Island once again.

And I just returned from a bar not far from the house that was blasting horrible dance music, was full of guidos and desperate chicks who spent waaaaaay too much time in the tanning booth and wouldn't leave me alone.

This is going to take some getting used to.
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Postby Starlord » Sun Apr 20, 2008 1:44 am

"Sing us a song, you're the Piano Man.
Sing us a song, tonight.
We're all in the mood for a melody,
And you've got us feeling alright."

Welcome home. :-D
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Re: I'm officially a Long Islander again

Postby DeadFett » Sun Apr 20, 2008 1:45 am

MoneyMelon wrote:I've officially moved.

I'm on Long Island once again.

And I just returned from a bar not far from the house that was blasting horrible dance music, was full of guidos and desperate chicks who spent waaaaaay too much time in the tanning booth and wouldn't leave me alone.

This is going to take some getting used to.


I wouldn't mind the guidos. Those are my people. But, I hate when a woman tans too much. That look is a turn off for me.
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Re: I'm officially a Long Islander again

Postby MoneyMelon » Sun Apr 20, 2008 1:46 am

DeadFett wrote:I wouldn't mind the guidos. Those are my people. But, I hate when a woman tans too much. That look is a turn off for me.

There's something wrong when a 25 year old girl's skin looks like leather.
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Re: I'm officially a Long Islander again

Postby Starlord » Sun Apr 20, 2008 1:47 am

DeadFett wrote:I wouldn't mind the guidos. Those are my people. But, I hate women who tan too much. That look is a turn off for me.


we had a doctor who was being sued not too long ago, and his wife would come to court everyday during the 5 day trial, and everyday she would be darker and darker. Finally, on the last day, she was actually orange.

The court recorder and I would leave during recess and sing the Oompah Loompah song. LOL!
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Postby MoneyMelon » Sun Apr 20, 2008 1:47 am

starlord wrote:"Sing us a song, you're the Piano Man.
Sing us a song, tonight.
We're all in the mood for a melody,
And you've got us feeling alright."

Welcome home. :-D

Never been a fan of Billy Joel.

That's why they banished me to Manhattan in the first place!
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Re: I'm officially a Long Islander again

Postby DeadFett » Sun Apr 20, 2008 1:48 am

MoneyMelon wrote:There's something wrong when a 25 year old girl's skin looks like leather.


Yeah, it's not a good thing when you can't tell where she stops and her Prada bag begins.
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Re: I'm officially a Long Islander again

Postby Starlord » Sun Apr 20, 2008 1:48 am

DeadFett wrote:Yeah, it's not a good thing when you can't tell where she stops and her Prada bag begins.


HAHAHAHAHAHA!
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Postby MoneyMelon » Sun Apr 20, 2008 1:49 am

DeadFett wrote:Yeah, it's not a good thing when you can't tell where she stops and her Prada bag begins.

The sad thing is that I had more than one opportunity to "seal the deal" tonight, but I just couldn't do it. The chicks were too trashy.

And coming from me, that's saying something! :-D
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Re: I'm officially a Long Islander again

Postby DeadFett » Sun Apr 20, 2008 1:49 am

starlord wrote:we had a doctor who was being sued not too long ago, and his wife would come to court everyday during the 5 day trial, and everyday she would be darker and darker. Finally, on the last day, she was actually orange.

The court recorder and I would leave during recess and sing the Oompah Loompah song. LOL!


That's exactly what I think of when I see those women who are so tanned they're orange.
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Re: I'm officially a Long Islander again

Postby DeadFett » Sun Apr 20, 2008 1:50 am

MoneyMelon wrote:The sad thing is that I had more than one opportunity to "seal the deal" tonight, but I just couldn't do it. The chicks were too trashy.

And coming from me, that's saying something! :-D


I knew a women a couple years back who, for lack of a better term, was throwing her pussy at me. I couldn't do it either. Too trashy and too tan.
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Re: I'm officially a Long Islander again

Postby MoneyMelon » Sun Apr 20, 2008 1:51 am

starlord wrote:we had a doctor who was being sued not too long ago, and his wife would come to court everyday during the 5 day trial, and everyday she would be darker and darker. Finally, on the last day, she was actually orange.

The court recorder and I would leave during recess and sing the Oompah Loompah song. LOL!

That's what the guidos look like. They're all orange from the fake tanning, they wear tank tops to show off their "guns", wear waaaaaaaay too much cologne (to the point where it was practically burning my eyes) and gigantic gold chains. No to mention they all have the same haircut, which is the ridiculous spikey look.

It's amazing they don't realize how hilarious they look.
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Postby DeadFett » Sun Apr 20, 2008 1:52 am

You guys know why Italian guys where gold chains?
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Re: I'm officially a Long Islander again

Postby MoneyMelon » Sun Apr 20, 2008 1:52 am

DeadFett wrote:I knew a women a couple years back who, for lack of a better term, was throwing her pussy at me. I couldn't do it either. Too trashy and too tan.

The mental image of someone throwing their pussy just made me laugh :-D

I imagine it makes a wet slapping sound as it hits you
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Postby MoneyMelon » Sun Apr 20, 2008 1:53 am

DeadFett wrote:You guys know why Italian guys where gold chains?

I have no clue.
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