Keb wrote:You must smile a lot when you get a hot waitress at a restaurant?
And I thank for having a big wood table hiding the hard on I sometimes get.
There are some amazing women working as waitresses. The banking core here in Toronto is filled with flirtatious ones, makes it more difficult to think pure thoughts...
I've a buddy who couldn't suppress his lust for one little cutie waitress. She was perky beyond words. He just just growled in a piss poor stage whisper, unintended, that he wanted to have her on his plate for both meal and desert.
I wonder if I should mention that story to his wife?
Strict31 wrote:To quote Hunter S. Thompson, there is nothing more despicable than a cat in the depths of a nip binge..
Strict31 wrote:Listen to Feline Mussolini.
Strict31 wrote:You're goddamned insane.
achilles wrote:Pay no attention to Cat-Scratch people; he's insane from all that cat-nip.
Lord Simian wrote:"Us"? This is YOUR Kongdamn fault, mister "Bets on when this place will break again"....
Ragnascratch is coming... maybe.
Psivage wrote:Don't trust a cat. They are always up to no good.
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