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[Keb]

Here, see the beard work its magic onto the comic page. It's like watching a baby being born.


And here, the Great Beard and the Great Schnoz of Neil Gaiman combining their powers to fight the force of Wackness in the comic book industry.


And again, the beard channeling energy into the pen! Oh what a brilliant spectacle!

Okay any more Beard greatness and your monitors might break.

[john lewis hawk]

While the rumour that you can hear the ocean if you get close enough to Alan Moore's beard is false, the rumor about the family of knomes isn't.

[Keb]

I've also heard that the beard is the engine that drives the body. I have reason to believe this.

[john lewis hawk]

I've also heard that the beard is the engine that drives the body. I have reason to believe this.

I heard that the beard is the real William Shakespeare.

[Keb]

The Beard is beyond the Bard

[Zero]

The beard can be a little self-indulgent though, can't it?

[nietoperz]

The greatest beard of all.

[John Q.]

i heard that once Alan Moore fell asleep, and when he woke up his beard had written From Hell

[Keb]

I have reason to believe that as well!

[john lewis hawk]

Alan Moore's beard protects him from all earthly diseases and extraterrestial diseases as well. Just being in near it will protect you from magic attacks.

[nietoperz]

Just being in near it will protect you from magic attacks.

Actually, there may be some truth in this. Seriously.

[john lewis hawk]

Actually, there may be some truth in this. Seriously.

And I believe it.

[misac]

I prefer the mane.

[john lewis hawk]

Talk about contrast...

[Keb]

Yeah, I bet the guy on the left gets bitchslapped every week because he doesn't have Beard Protection Power.

(That's not anyone I know, is it?)