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[john lewis hawk]

So I take it that none of you guys have ever used a REAL Outhouse, then?

Yep, I have in the past. I also had to use many porta-potties too. Not fun by any means.

[nietoperz]

Yep, I have in the past. I also had to use many porta-potties too. Not fun by any means.

You get used to it, though. The island where we have our summer holiday house doesn't have any flushing toilets, so we have to use an outhouse. I'm not a fan, but it doesn't bother me as much as it used to.

[Jeff]

I had thought this might be an opportunity to tell you about my recent colonscopy but I thought better of it. Somethings should not be mentioned on the interwebs.

[nietoperz]

Are you OK, at least?

[Wisdom000]

I had thought this might be an opportunity to tell you about my recent colonscopy but I thought better of it. Somethings should not be mentioned on the interwebs.

THIS THREAD DEMANDS PICTURES!!!!!!!


not really, just hope you are healthy....

[Jeff]

THIS THREAD DEMANDS PICTURES!!!!!!!


not really, just hope you are healthy....

I'm okay they diagnosed me with yet a another stupid medical condition but nothing life threatening. What doesn't kill me makes me more irritable. Actually there are pictures, and a video! The best part was that I got to watch on a live monitor. I never thought I would be in a situation where another man would say to me 'I am going to apply the lubricant now' but life is a strange thing.

[john lewis hawk]

I'm okay they diagnosed me with yet a another stupid medical condition but nothing life threatening. What doesn't kill me makes me more irritable. Actually there are pictures, and a video! The best part was that I got to watch on a live monitor. I never thought I would be in a situation where another man would say to me 'I am going to apply the lubricant now' but life is a strange thing.

At least it's for medical reasons...

[Zero]

Yep, I have in the past. I also had to use many porta-potties too. Not fun by any means.

Festival. Trenches.

Nothing scarier than your first time making a looong drop. Except making one on Monday morning when the pit is getting dangerously full.

Hope you're OK Jeff, I recently had some trouble in that area myself.

[Jeff]

At least it's for medical reasons...

Isn't that what they always say?

[john lewis hawk]

Isn't that what they always say?

Well, that's Starlord's excuse but I'm in fear of what he'll do if I check on his credentials.

[Jeff]

Festival. Trenches.

Nothing scarier than your first time making a looong drop. Except making one on Monday morning when the pit is getting dangerously full.

Hope you're OK Jeff, I recently had some trouble in that area myself.

Cheers Zero! I have ongoing problems, and have to do things like restrict my diet, which sucks. Oh, and I have nightmares still about longdrops. There was one at my Father's gun club (which was in the middle of a farm paddock) it was dark, full of spiders and stunk like hell. As a child I was always terrified I would fall into it, which was a real possibility.

[DeadFett]

So I take it that none of you guys have ever used a REAL Outhouse, then?

Nope.

[Jeff]

Nope.

Nevermind, you can mimic the experience by locking yourself in a cupboard of your own filth and abandoning all hope.

[DeadFett]

Nevermind, you can mimic the experience by locking yourself in a cupboard of your own filth and abandoning all hope.

Yeah, I'll pass on that experience.

[GOSD]

.. that you couldn't stand up completely straight for fear of unleashing the monster within, but you were nowhere near a restroom and wouldn't be for several more hours?

Because I haven't.

I have.

I'd rather lose a limb thant go through that again.